View Full Version : 89 turbo ford capri convertible
vlcommodore
28-08-06, 02:35 PM
Hi here i have my 89 ford capri convertible turbo for sale it has
*17" alloy wheels
*rear spoiler
*custom pink and black interior
*checkerplate floors
*sports steering wheel
*pioneer cd player
*jbl 6"9 speakers
*front splits
*sports exhaust
*BOV
*12 months rego
THIS VEHICLE IS A GENUINE CAR, I DONT WANT TO SELL IT BUT IM 9 MONTHS PREGNANT AND THERES NO WHERE TO PUT MY BABY. I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY TROUBLES WITH THIS CAR AND I KNOW WHO EVER BUYS IT WILL LOVE IT MY ASKING PRICE IS $7000 ONO
OR WILLING TO SWAP FOR A BIGGER CAR OF INTEREST. EG: VL TURBO
I think edo is looking for one of these he is building one for Targa.
PM Fatboy, he's just opening up a hairdressing salon.
Fatboy - If you need finance under your business name, let me know :p
You pair of smartarses are looking for a holiday huh ?? :)
THIS VEHICLE IS A GENUINE CAR, I DONT WANT TO SELL IT BUT IM 9 MONTHS PREGNANT AND THERES NO WHERE TO PUT MY BABY.
That's gold! Why would you put a custom black and pink interior in a red car though?
vlcommodore
28-08-06, 08:13 PM
I Actually Bought This Car Off A Female And I Was Done.
psssi98
28-08-06, 09:01 PM
That thing is a sex magnet - I can understand your predicament.
IM 9 MONTHS PREGNANT AND THERES NO WHERE TO PUT MY BABY.
Would "picsorban" be considered to be in bad taste?
HoonBoy
28-08-06, 10:28 PM
Would "picsorban" be considered to be in bad taste?
Only if you are referring to the labour.
Stix Zadinia
28-08-06, 11:14 PM
how does 9 months pregnant work out? i'd be seeing a doctor about now.
Tamworth, Pink Capris and pregnant P Platers. And dust.
And ALL CAPS.
I'm gonna book a holiday, sounds like a hell of a town.
how does 9 months pregnant work out? i'd be seeing a doctor about now.
Was thinking that myself, although she could be an elephant ??
Pre-labour pics maybe?
Conception pics would be my preferred choice.
vlcommodore
29-08-06, 12:50 PM
Conception pics would be my preferred choice.
POOR KIDS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN U GET BIG LOL
vlcommodore
29-08-06, 12:52 PM
how does 9 months pregnant work out? i'd be seeing a doctor about now.
WOW U GUYS ARE REAL INTELEGENT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG A PREGNANCY GOES FOR MMM INTELEGENCE IN THESE FORUMS
vlcommodore
29-08-06, 12:54 PM
Conception pics would be my preferred choice.
CONSEPTION IS WHAT YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE LEARNED WHEN THEY HAD U
HoonBoy
29-08-06, 12:54 PM
Does It Go For 40 Weeks Which Is Ten Months??
vlcommodore
29-08-06, 12:55 PM
Pre-labour pics maybe?
SICK SICK BOY YOUR TWISTED LITTLE BOY YOU NEED TO SEE A QUACK
vlcommodore
29-08-06, 12:56 PM
Was thinking that myself, although she could be an elephant ??
WOW ANOTHER BUNCH OF SMART GUYS A WOMEN IS REALLY PRGNANT FOR 10 MONTHS (LUNA MONTHS) YOU DROP KICKS GO BACK 2 SCHOOL
Between this thread and the other one regarding the shitty chrome wheels, all is good in Tamworth.
How does your brother feel about the fact he is about to become a dad and an uncle at the same time?
HoonBoy
29-08-06, 01:05 PM
WOW ANOTHER BUNCH OF SMART GUYS A WOMEN IS REALLY PRGNANT FOR 10 MONTHS (LUNA MONTHS) YOU DROP KICKS GO BACK 2 SCHOOL
And how many calendar months (the ones that count...) is that?
Conception pics would be my preferred choice.
Oops that what I meant. My coffee was not consumed at the time of that post. :O
Between this thread and the other one regarding the shitty chrome wheels, all is good in Tamworth.
How does your brother feel about the fact he is about to become a dad and an uncle at the same time?
Hahahahahahahha :owned:
Thats not nice but damn thats funny shit !! :rotflol:
T0nyGTSt
29-08-06, 01:25 PM
CONSEPTION IS WHAT YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE LEARNED WHEN THEY HAD U
contraception
I commend you on your choice of aspirational car. The VL Turbo is an excellent choice.
This thread is pure gold from the first post.
pool room stat
I Actually Bought This Car Off A Female And I Was Done.
yea we figured that... let me guess about 9 months ago?
good luck with the sale. i think its hektic. maybe use the baby bonus to fit a towbar and baby carrying trailer?
I'm here for the gangbang.
Nah man, use the baby bonus for a Motec! :yup:
T0nyGTSt
29-08-06, 02:33 PM
Can we work out a payment plan?
If I have two babies I can pay for your car - can you wait 20 months?
And how many calendar months (the ones that count...) is that?
I can't wait for the answer to this one. The suspense is killing me !!
lolzers these tamworthians rock.
aLL FUCKING CAPS FOR TEH WINNARS11!!
HoonBoy
29-08-06, 03:54 PM
I can't wait for the answer to this one. The suspense is killing me !!
Maybe she went in to labour a month early and is rushing to the hospital?
lolzers these tamworthians rock.
!
I think it's more country and/or western than rock.
I'm also thinking dueling banjos for some reason.
HoonBoy - Are you sure this person should really be reproducing ?? :huh:
Missed this post earlier too -
WOW ANOTHER BUNCH OF SMART GUYS A WOMEN IS REALLY PRGNANT FOR 10 MONTHS (LUNA MONTHS) YOU DROP KICKS GO BACK 2 SCHOOL
Fancy calling us smart.
WOMEN - Should be woman in the context you used the word.
PRGNANT - Slang for pregnant i take it ??
DROP KICKS - One word, dropkicks.
2 - To ??
P.S - "Luna months" - are they something to do with the smiley face on the edge of Sydney Harbour or did you mean "Lunar Months" ??
Centrelink single mums FTW! :yup:
Bill Surewood
29-08-06, 04:44 PM
MILF..... or Pre-MILF?.
BTW, good luck with sale... looks mint.
luna months for a lunatic?
good luck with the baby... i hope it inherits more of its fathers english skills and general grasp of our language..
HoonBoy
29-08-06, 07:12 PM
HoonBoy - Are you sure this person should really be reproducing ?? :huh:
From the quality of the posts here, not at all!
Reminds me of the song lyrics "Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breading. The cretins cloning and feeding"
The really, really sad part is that I have had this conversation with someone else before. Last time I heard, she was a centrelink scammer with two kids to two different fathers and living with a third guy... of course both kids were "accidents", translated, she was horny and there were no condoms within 10cm. I'm waiting for her to turn up on one of the current affair shows complaining that the government doesn't give her enough money to buy a brand new car every year. :knock: :knock: :knock:
dog poo
29-08-06, 09:29 PM
removed. Come on man?
Sturmovik
29-08-06, 11:09 PM
Ill swap you a shirt for your baby, for the car
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a81/a81_i_30.jpg
fcukthedj
30-08-06, 02:26 AM
I'm here for the gangbang.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
here ill fix it for u
I'm here for the gangbang (http://www.moviewavs.com/0085934086/WAVS/Movies/Old_School/gangbang.wav).
ahhh thats better :)
i love these kind of threads
nismo 400 R N1
30-08-06, 10:56 AM
give the yobbo a vb mate.. for christ sakes she gets pregnant for 10 months i think it's a PF record of some sort :)
give the yobbo a vb mate.. for christ sakes she gets pregnant for 10 months i think it's a PF record of some sort :)
At least she has proof that she has had sex at least once in the last 9 or 10 months...more than a lot of people on here could honestly claim. :)
At least she has proof that she has had sex at least once in the last 9 or 10 months...more than a lot of people on here could honestly claim. :)
:rotflol: Thats true, but a girl should never be classed as 'sex deprived.' No matter how ugly she is, there is always a guy that will go to any lengths to get his dick wet.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/89-FORD-CAPRI-TURBO_W0QQitemZ200021792799QQihZ010QQcategoryZ1353 65QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
P plate and pregnant
Really?
Tamworth, Pink Capris and pregnant P Platers. And dust.
And ALL CAPS.
I'm gonna book a holiday, sounds like a hell of a town.
Hey, more lolZers;
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6782&item=220016436762
And some pants to go with the wheels;
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=46781&item=9329781286
How's the surf out there in tamworth?
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=55754&item=190002545365
:D :lol:
Really?
OK...you are quick / I am slow
At least they will have a very close family.
fcukthedj
30-08-06, 04:01 PM
Hey, more lolZers;
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6782&item=220016436762
And some pants to go with the wheels;
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=46781&item=9329781286
How's the surf out there in tamworth?
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=55754&item=190002545365
:D :lol:
bahahaha :owned: :lol: :lol:
vlcommodore
30-08-06, 08:24 PM
ITS PROBABLY LIKE YOUR DICK BIGMUZ WE DONT HAVE 1 LOL HAHAHAHey, more lolZers;
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6782&item=220016436762
And some pants to go with the wheels;
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=46781&item=9329781286
How's the surf out there in tamworth?
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=55754&item=190002545365
:D :lol:
vlcommodore
30-08-06, 08:26 PM
ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD HONESTLY ? BECAUSE YOUS ARE SO IMATURE IF U DONT WANT TO BYE MY CAR THEN DONT AND DONT WRITE SILL KIDDY THINGS YOU TWITSIll swap you a shirt for your baby, for the car
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a81/a81_i_30.jpg
ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD HONESTLY ? BECAUSE YOUS ARE SO IMATURE IF U DONT WANT TO BYE MY CAR THEN DONT AND DONT WRITE SILL KIDDY THINGS YOU TWITS
And the spillink an puchuayshun jes keEP GETTIN BETR!!!11obnelolzor
ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD HONESTLY ? BECAUSE YOUS ARE SO IMATURE IF U DONT WANT TO BYE MY CAR THEN DONT AND DONT WRITE SILL KIDDY THINGS YOU TWITS
Sorry I'm out.....I can't come up with anything funnier than this.
ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD HONESTLY ? BECAUSE YOUS ARE SO IMATURE IF U DONT WANT TO BYE MY CAR THEN DONT AND DONT WRITE SILL KIDDY THINGS YOU TWITS
r u fiv uears olde onestle? bcuz u's r 5o imatuer iv ewe dount whant 2 bi mi SHITTER den dount en dount riht cile kidde tings u twis
Phew it took a few minutes but I finally made your statement harder to read
HoonBoy
30-08-06, 09:14 PM
My question didn't get answered :( I got no preggo P plate love from Tamworth :(
ROFL. Absolutely hilarious! The value of this thread alone is worth the purchasing of the car...or maybe not.
psssi98
30-08-06, 10:45 PM
Love your new trackies Shazza - shit hawt.
THIS VEHICLE IS A GENUINE CAR
This is by far the most compelling reason to buy this machine.. Honestly you don't find genuine cars just anywhere!
Yeah, i thought it might have been a boat until i read that bit...
Sturmovik
31-08-06, 01:17 AM
Capris are a boat after it rains :lol:
Capris are a boat after it rains :lol:
Nah nothing that leaks that much could float.
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