*RARE* Brand New Bit of Shiny Metal Tube *RARE*

[SLPJCooL]

FUJITA CAI for 92-95 Honda Civic

Includes everything you need for a complete CAI setup
Comes with bonus Fujita Carry Bag, Cap and NOS Drink
100% Genuine Product or Twice your Money Back.

Pictures tell a Thousand words. Want you see is what you'll Get!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/slpjcool/ca1902-01.JPG
http://members.optusnet.com.au/slpjcool/ca1902-02.JPG
http://members.optusnet.com.au/slpjcool/ca1902-03.JPG
http://members.optusnet.com.au/slpjcool/ca1902.jpg

Monday's The Age Newspaper(19/02/07). VICTORY winning the A League...
So YES, the Item is in fact in AUSTRALIA!!!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/slpjcool/ca1902-TheAge.JPG


SOLD!!!

[tim510]

will this fit my deliboy?

[Zac]

Can you throw in the Sydney Harbour Bridge for that price?

[anna bligh]

i have a non genuine civic, will this genuine part fit my non genuine car?

[lotec]

FUJITA CAI for 92-95 Honda Civic

Includes everything you need for a complete CAI setup
Comes with bonus Fujita Carry Bag, Cap and NOS Drink
100% Genuine Product or Twice your Money Back.

Pictures tell a Thousand words. Want you see is what you'll Get!
Don't pay RRP $520.00...
$395.00 :eek: Delivered Australia Wide (with Insurance)

PM or Email if you're interested in other Models
slpjcool@hotmail.com

Does it come with the ratty shoe in the background of pic 1? Is it for a left foot or right?

I lost my left one...

[anna bligh]

can you please remove the sticker at the bottom of picture 2... i will only be able to tell if its genuine by looking under that sticker

if you do this and it proves to be genuine i will buy it, unless of couse the warrenty is void

[Monk]

Includes everything you need for a complete CAI setup
Comes with bonus Fujita Carry Bag, Cap and NOS Drink



Why do it come with a carry bag? Do you take it off when you park to deter thieves? Actually, for that matter, how does a cap and NOS drink complete the CAI setup?

[C0V3R]

How about a jetstar trip to hawaii thrown in?

[Zac]

Does this give VTEC dose?

[bigmuz]

Welcome spammer with a sense of humour!!1

[SLPJCooL]

will this fit my deliboy?

If your engine is a B16 of D16 series, It'll Fit...

[SLPJCooL]

Can you throw in the Sydney Harbour Bridge for that price?

Anywhere in Australia Dude! ANYWHERE!!!!
Just Show me the Money and I'll show you the Blings....

[SLPJCooL]

Does it come with the ratty shoe in the background of pic 1? Is it for a left foot or right?

I lost my left one...


HAHAHA.....There are NOT ratty...
Dunk Low SB Paris man

And no, they're NOT for sale

[canthinkofone]

What happens when you drink the NOS drink?

[SLPJCooL]

i have a non genuine civic, will this genuine part fit my non genuine car?

Seriouly I would like to see your 'Non Genuine' civic man...HAHA

[SLPJCooL]

Does this give VTEC dose?

It'll Enhance your VTEC.....

[SLPJCooL]

can you please remove the sticker at the bottom of picture 2... i will only be able to tell if its genuine by looking under that sticker

if you do this and it proves to be genuine i will buy it, unless of couse the warrenty is void

Well FYI, It is under warrenty in the US....You can definately send it back to US if there is anything wrong with it.
But what would got wronf in a CAI setup? Straight forward design.

[dog poo]

Do you have non competition systems? I'm not interested in competiting just yet!

[platinum]

Will this fit my Fujitsu branded air conditioning unit? It is rather hot here today, and i'm sure some induction modifications would assist in the cooling of my house.

I assume for that price, Mark Taylor will be available to fit and install it for me?

Thanks.

[SLPJCooL]

Will this fit my Fujitsu branded air conditioning unit? It is rather hot here today, and i'm sure some induction modifications would assist in the cooling of my house.

I assume for that price, Mark Taylor will be available to fit and install it for me?

Thanks.

You can go and buy a $50 'pipe' for your car @ eBay OR get something that's tested, quality assured, and perfectly fit.
I'm not pointing a gun at you to buy this, so It's up to you.

[Dansedgli]

Do you sell the NOS drink seperately? I want to try it.

[2ofdem]

HAHAHA.....There are NOT ratty...
Dunk Low SB Paris man

And no, they're NOT for sale

Kudos on the Shoe choice I think I will buy a set of these next week.

[SLPJCooL]

What happens when you drink the NOS drink?

You can run up to 60km/h for a period of 10sec
But you have to consume the entire can to get the full effect....

[canthinkofone]

You can run up to 60km/h for a period of 10sec
But you have to consume the entire can to get the full effect....

*insert some comment about needing 2 of the big ones and needing them by tonight*

[jmac]

Is your civic left hand drive?

[RP_Automotive]

Is your civic left hand drive?

I think it's one of those single seater race cars...

[BoganDAVE]

I'm not pointing a gun at you to buy this, so It's up to you.
and I was going to buy one too, as I though there was a gun pointed directly at my head. Guess not :(

[Zac]

Is your civic left hand drive?

he is :owned:

[Cookiemonster]

I just want the bag. Will you seperate?

[Lonx]

Is said bag so you can remove the CAI and walk around in the food court with it?

[Cookiemonster]

I just wanna look like Im carrying around a *RARE* Shiny Metal Tube. However I don't actually want to carry one around.

[SLPJCooL]

he is :owned:

The Pic is NOT my car.....it's from the www.f5air.com Website...
Fujita is a well known US brand
and what side do cars run in the US???? :gay:

[SLPJCooL]

The Bag is NOT for carrying the CAI around. It wouldn't even fit. Just a merchandise gift from Fujita....

It's weird how you guys haven't even haerd of this brand....Just baggin and spamming around.....But I'm kinda liking it....So keep the spamming and bagging going. I wanna read more of what you guys can write about this.

[SLPJCooL]

Btw...who's the Mod that changed my Topic Title???
Good Mod you are!

[Cookiemonster]

The Bag is NOT for carrying the CAI around.

Well thats dissappointing.

[jmac]

If some pictures are from the US website, how do we know you have the item? Could you please take a a picture of it next to the days copy of a Melbourne newspaper (has to be that same day, because it takes a day or two to get elsewhere, and we need to know before spending our hard earned cash on this lucrative item)

[SLPJCooL]

If some pictures are from the US website, how do we know you have the item? Could you please take a a picture of it next to the days copy of a Melbourne newspaper (has to be that same day, because it takes a day or two to get elsewhere, and we need to know before spending our hard earned cash on this lucrative item)


You for Real???
The 1st few Pics are from my Kitchen, so I've got the item with me ready to be shipped out.
The other pics are just references as to how it'll look once installed.

[jmac]

Mate, I'm trying to _help_ you sell it. As you no doubt know, nike runners and kitchens and kitchen tiles are available in the US. You've got a digital camera, you access the net daily, so I believe it wouldn't be putting you out majorly to do that. If not, there's probably a number of people here who wouldn't want to take the risk. This is an item in high demand, and people 'want to believe' they can have it for a bargain price, so there are some people out there who would know that, and run a scam and not even have the actual part, and use pics from a US website to help back it up.

I _don't_ think that you are one of those types of people, but putting the picture of the newspaper up would probably put to rest the concerns of anyone else reading this, who has not put their hand up for the item, simply because of that concern.

This is your first lot of posts here to performance forums. If you had been here a while, people would have gotten to know you, and know your stuff for sale is 100% legit. Since you are new, it might take a little while (just like it took everyone else) so you can understand that doing the little things like this would help you 10 times more than it would help me, I'm only trying to help you out mate.

[SLPJCooL]

Mate, I'm trying to _help_ you sell it. As you no doubt know, nike runners and kitchens and kitchen tiles are available in the US. You've got a digital camera, you access the net daily, so I believe it wouldn't be putting you out majorly to do that. If not, there's probably a number of people here who wouldn't want to take the risk. This is an item in high demand, and people 'want to believe' they can have it for a bargain price, so there are some people out there who would know that, and run a scam and not even have the actual part, and use pics from a US website to help back it up.

I _don't_ think that you are one of those types of people, but putting the picture of the newspaper up would probably put to rest the concerns of anyone else reading this, who has not put their hand up for the item, simply because of that concern.

This is your first lot of posts here to performance forums. If you had been here a while, people would have gotten to know you, and know your stuff for sale is 100% legit. Since you are new, it might take a little while (just like it took everyone else) so you can understand that doing the little things like this would help you 10 times more than it would help me, I'm only trying to help you out mate.

Well Thanks for the advise jMac...Really appreciate ppl actually trying tpo help rather than bagging the Sh*t one another....
I'll take a New Photo once I get home tonight

[bigmuz]

Won't the sticker be on the bottom and the air filter out of the bonnet on a rhd civic?

[morerevsm3]

would this work well with twin electric supercharger?

[tomic]

would this work well with twin electric supercharger?

Only with the 22kw increase from a resistor change first.

[SLPJCooL]

Won't the sticker be on the bottom and the air filter out of the bonnet on a rhd civic?

:confused: :confused: :confused: It'll Fit EXACTLY the same way as the Pic I posted. The only difference is that a a RHD (aus) civic would have the Master cylinder placed in front of the steering wheel and battery to the right.

[dirtyrex]

Will it work better with street tyres or slicks?

[anna bligh]

hi im having trouble posting in this thread, can you help?

[SLPJCooL]

Will it work better with street tyres or slicks?

It'll work better with F1 racing Tyres.....

[SLPJCooL]

hi im having trouble posting in this thread, can you help?

How about NOT posting...that'll help

[Bill Surewood]

Could this be modded to fit my ET pulsar?

[GTSBoy]

How about NOT posting...that'll help

Pure gold! If only someone else had thought of telling Simon that a long time ago!

[anna bligh]

:confused: :confused: :confused: It'll Fit EXACTLY the same way as the Pic I posted. The only difference is that a a RHD (aus) civic would have the Master cylinder placed in front of the steering wheel and battery to the right.

but were in the southern hemisphere so the whole thing would be upside down and you wouldnt be able to see the pipe because it would be under the car

[out_in_front]

Btw...who's the Mod that changed my Topic Title???
Good Mod you are!

Probably rollin....

(waits for shitfight to start....)

[V8Anus]

do you have one that isnt so shiney? I don't want to be a ricer.

[Inept]

Does a shiny bit of pipe (not mandrel bent?), couple of clamps and a pod filter really cost close to $395 to produce?

What is the mark-up, how much do you make?

Are there any HP gains? Can you prove it's better than vacuum cleaner hose and a $15 pod filter from autobarn?

[canthinkofone]

Well Thanks for the advise jMac...Really appreciate ppl actually trying tpo help rather than bagging the Sh*t one another....
I'll take a New Photo once I get home tonight

I see no photo

[canthinkofone]

Does a shiny bit of pipe (not mandrel bent?), couple of clamps and a pod filter really cost close to $395 to produce?

What is the mark-up, how much do you make?

Are there any HP gains? Can you prove it's better than vacuum cleaner hose and a $15 pod filter from autobarn?

I think it must include the engine bay of the car at that price because as stated "Pictures tell a Thousand words. Want you see is what you'll Get!"

[SLPJCooL]

Does a shiny bit of pipe (not mandrel bent?), couple of clamps and a pod filter really cost close to $395 to produce?

What is the mark-up, how much do you make?

Are there any HP gains? Can you prove it's better than vacuum cleaner hose and a $15 pod filter from autobarn?


Look....If you think it's not worth it....Then goto Autobarn and get a $15 Pod Filter. Fujita's do cost this much. I got the wrong CAI, which is why I'm selling it.

[SLPJCooL]

I see no photo

Updated....Just for you!

[Cookiemonster]

hehe.. picture of newspaper.

I love it!

[bigmuz]

Wrong as in $300 too much?

[bigmuz]

Updated....Just for you!
Slwhatever, you are a trooper. You win the unflappable award.

[Bill Surewood]

Does it come with the ratty shoe in the background of pic 1? Is it for a left foot or right?

I lost my left one...

I would like to see this shoe in the newspaper pic as well, just for 100% confidence.

[SLPJCooL]

I would like to see this shoe in the newspaper pic as well, just for 100% confidence.

So does that mean you wanna buy my Shoes? haha

[SLPJCooL]

Slwhatever, you are a trooper. You win the unflappable award.

Do you own a Civic? Can you get an Fujita intake for that much in Australia? If you can, I wanna know!

[ViNcEnXo]

I'm here for the LCD's... how much for a 22" widescreen?

[SLPJCooL]

My 1st Post and over 800 hits already....
Thanks Guys....Keep it up! Always love what you guys can come up with everyday.

[Dansedgli]

If you are only selling because you got the wrong one:

Look....If you think it's not worth it....Then goto Autobarn and get a $15 Pod Filter. Fujita's do cost this much. I got the wrong CAI, which is why I'm selling it.

Why are you selling them for different models as well?


PM or Email if you're interested in other Models
slpjcool@hotmail.com

Sif anyone would pay that much, good luck with the sale.

[Zac]

He has misjudged his market - there's only one person foolish enough to spend $395 on a piece of polished exhaust pipe and he already has already bought one!

[SLPJCooL]

He has misjudged his market - there's only one person foolish enough to spend $395 on a piece of polished exhaust pipe and he already has already bought one!

Plz justify the term 'misjudged'
Like I said before, if you can find an exact model that I'm selling at the moment in Australia AND has a price that's lower than mine...PLZ LET ME KNOW!!!

[Dansedgli]

misjudged market = no one here is stupid enough to pay 11ty billion dollars for a piece of tubing and a pod filter.

[SLPJCooL]

misjudged market = no one here is stupid enough to pay 11ty billion dollars for a piece of tubing and a pod filter.

HAHA....Don't say it too quick...
It has just been SOLD....
Not through this Forum though....since you guys just spammed the crap out of this thread.
If you think I've misjudged the Market....well so be it...
All I know is.....IT'S SOLD!!!!

[Dansedgli]

misjudged market = this forum.

No one here would buy it, as has been proven. I hope you feel good ripping off the poor sucker that bought it.

[Glenno]

Do you have any LCD's?

[SLPJCooL]

misjudged market = this forum.

No one here would buy it, as has been proven. I hope you feel good ripping off the poor sucker that bought it.

Just because you don't justify paying this much on a Branded Intake, doesn't mean others will think the same way.
Everyone knows you can get a Tube and Filter for $40 on eBay, but if you want the extra assurance, knowing things will exactly fit and won't f**k up your ride after 2 to 3 months, then something like Fujita will do the trick.
Fujita is well backed up by Injen, which shares the same intake filter design. Goto autobarn and check out how much is an injen filter then come and spam me.
So having said that, I didn't rip anyone off. Fujita CAI sells for as much as $500-$600 depending on models. Maybe not many of yous have Civic in this forum but I can assure you Fujita's are hard to find products in AUS.

END OF STORY!!!!

[SLPJCooL]

Do you have any LCD's?

I do as matter of Fact!

[DCR]

SLPJCool, Is this your's?

http://images.carsales.com.au/private/1250733.jpg
http://images.carsales.com.au/private/1250698.jpg

[SLPJCooL]

SLPJCool, Is this your's?

WAHAHAHAHA.......
See...I knew it you guys are Honda Haters!!!
But come on now....that's just one f**ked up CRX

[morerevsm3]

how many feathers do those injen's have in their head dress? and do they come with bows and arrows?

[SLPJCooL]

how many feathers do those injen's have in their head dress? and do they come with bows and arrows?

BAHBAHBAH....BAHBAHBAHBAH....
If you can afford them, then Buy them....If you can't....then head off to your backyard and grab some rusty tube and PaperTowel into your ride...
I'm sure it'll work the same....
BETTER YET....NO intake AT ALL.....That'll bump your Ride to an extra 200HP

[V8Anus]

your a funny wigga

[DCR]

WAHAHAHAHA.......
See...I knew it you guys are Honda Haters!!!
But come on now....that's just one f**ked up CRX
Why not contribute to the forum. Post up some pics of your car in the rides section.......................................plea se.

[jmac]

I'm going to do a couple of things.

1. take a bow.

2. explain 'the shit' to the new guy.

SLPJCooL - lookup satire in a dictionary. It's where you pretend to be serious, then don't.

The whole 'deal' with performance forums is as follows. We _are_ a bunch of grumpy cunts, but if you want genuine advice, you'll get it. 100%. And that means if we have to tell you that someone has ripped you off and told you what you've done to your car as a result of their advice is bullshit, then we'll tell them.

Look up (I suppose it will be on wiki, but I haven't looked, I remember the story from my childhood, mostly because it so well describes humanity by and large) the story of 'the emperors new clothes'. Where everyone could see he wasn't wearing any, but rather than admit they were idiots (as they said the fabric was so fine only intelligent people would see it) pretended they could see them. This goes for the performance aftermarket times 1 million. Take some bullshit part, that at best adds a token few % power, and then make out that only this or that company (which ironically probably pays 50cents per week to their staff in some sth east asian sweatshop, ironically like the nike sneakers as well, double the irony, double your money) knows the magical mystical ninja secret design, and that any pipe identical in shape made at home wouldn't work at all. Then, after spending maybe $1 to make the part, and $5 to market it (per unit, if that) they sell for $300+ . Along come some blokes who don't know too much about cars, but are insecure enough to think that _actually admitting_ they don't know would be too devastating, so they bluff their way through. They pay these ridiculous markups for an item they could replicate for about (seriously) $5 + plus the cost of the filter if the original includes it, or $5 if not - and if you doubt that I'll prove it, but I want $150 from you when I do, just for doubting me. So these guys spend heaps. The car is fuck all faster. But their self esteem is so heavily invested in the bullshit that they know about cars, so they have to say 'yeah, it works good, yo, only use the genuine shit dawg, a home made one will never work'

You have a chance to be _more than that_ . You may have fallen for my stir (as if you didn't know nikes and kitchen tiles existed elsewhere, how much more obvious could I be, the reason you 'fell' for it was because I appealed to your greed, suggesting it would help the sale, so that's all you focused on) but at the same time you have stood up to the light hearted jokes you've been subjected to.

If you want to learn about what works and what doesn't, stick around and ask questions. Asking questions isn't a sign of stupidity, it's a sign of someone who is strong enough to admit they don't know everything, and want to change that. The bloke that says he knows it all, well he didn't learn anything new today, because he knows it all. He didn't learn anything new yesterday, because he knew it all then. Or the day before, or the day before. Even Smokey Yunick (who you have probably never heard of, but would learn a shitload from even though he has since moved on to the race workshop in the sky (and is probably pissing off jesus, as he's getting away with rule bending that makes walking on water look mediocre)) at one point in time new nothing about engines. He did come up in a time where he certainly asked a lot of questions, but he also asked them of himself, and worked out ways to accurately test each and every question, find out for himself, and become outstanding.

You have the choice - be mediocre, but sound like you know your shit on some of the rice/wanker forums. Do _all_ the testing yourself, getting little recognition, and sacrificing heaps of your life to that goal. Or thirdly, asking from everyone else who has been humble enough to ask themselves, or sacrifice their own time. Learn from their mistakes (and their successes too). You won't find these people hanging out too much at car meets, unless they work in the industry full time, or at cruises, or other stuff. unlike the bulldust on fast and the furious, to do this whilst working a full time job and doing right by your family, means you have to sacrifice what little personal time you have left.

In a nutshell, the guys that can actually help won't 'look' like moviestars, or be at the places to be seen. But they exist in places like this. Without question, the advice here will either be misunderstood, or bagged on by other forums, and we would be outnumbered. But that's a combination of ignorance, and the emperor's new clothes paradigm.

Let's take a further look at things however. You aren't 'innocent'. You didn't come here to ask questions, and thusfar, offer any help. You figured you'd come over to here, and plaster your ads here, and _use_ the forum just to make some cash from (if you could) . That's like breaking into someone's house and eating their food. If you were a neighbour, and had helped out the neighbours, had barbecues or whatever, then asking the neighbour for a litre of milk, or a hand cutting down a tree, or whatever would be cool. But you are only in this for what you can get out of it.

That, more so than the fact you seem a little mis-informed about the performance potential of the item you sold, is why people are making jokes. Yes the _subject_ matter may be the performance potential, or lack thereof, but the motivation to post (aside from amusement per se) is that you wanted to use us.

By all means hang around, I'm a poster, not a mod, so have no say in it anyway, but for fuck's sake read a few posts and have a go at contributing before just using the forum as a type of slave labour to market your wares.

p.s. taking a bow - this is second only to convincing a homophobe friend to see the movie 'head on' with a bunch of his workmates.

[out_in_front]

I agree, we all know lots thanks to reading Jmac's novels (I mean answers) that we get after asking questions...

BTW does bit of pipe come with drinking straw air flow stabiliser??
(of course you dont know what I mean - but do a search and you will find out)

[SLPJCooL]

Thanx for the In Depth comments jmac and I totally agree with what you're trying to say.

We all know that a pipe with a filter does the same thing, and the fact that it brings up f**k all HP gain means that spending this amount of money seem Stupid (Expecially on a SlowAss civic). But the thing is, people want 'branded' stuff. Just like Nike. You compare that Nike makes about 50000% profit into a pair of shoe, and yet people still line up for them no matter how much they cost. It's 'BRANDING'. I'm sure that if you compare a Nike sneaker and a Dunlop sneaker, you'll probably get the same comfort and support, if not better, Yet Nike is one of the world's biggest money making company. If comsumers think it's worth it, then so be it.
I know people who knows his shit will laugh and point at them saying 'what a stupid MoFo', yet there are ALOT of these so called 'MoFo's' around in the world (Yes...all those MoFo's at the other 'ricer/wanker forums'). They don't care if it works the same, they don't care if they can save hundreds on the same product. Try asking a DieHard Nike SneakerFreaker to switch to Dunlops.....that's impossible! Sure, everyone knows he's wasting money, everyone knows he's a stupid MoFo, yet he still keep on lining up at 2am in the morning just to get his hands onto a fresh pair of 'Limited Edition' Jordans.
So there's no right or wrong here. It's just a matter of people who know's his shit, and people who doesn't give a crap about it. As for me, I wanna know my stuff in the auto field, only as a hobbie. I just haven't got the time and commitment to do so. And for all for you guys that actually knows 'Your Shit', full props for you!
So agree with me or not, it's up to you. It's a free world.

[anna bligh]

holy shit! you know your an accepted member of the forum when you get a jmac post

welcome aboard SLP...

leave him alone please guys hes done his time

[sejanus]

jmacs keyboard must be the most worn out one in history

[hotgemini]

Poolroomed.

Just quietly, changing the topic of this thread ended up being one of the more entertaining things I've done recently...