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Well, the story goes..
Last night i rock up at the local servo (1km from my place) and as i'm walking in i notice a relatively hot chick behind the counter. So i grab some drinks and make my way to the counter. I had just had a quick sleep at home, and had woken up not 10mins earlier, so i was still a little groggy and 'slow thinking'.
I'm paying for my drinks (and blatently staring at her awesome tits), when she asks me where she knows me from. Long story short we work out that we went to the same primary school together, however she was a grade above me. After we worked it out, she says "your Cameron arn't you?" and i'm like "yeah". then she says "Do you remember me? My name is <insert name here>". And what did I say???
a very blunt "Nuh!" :knock:
After an awkward silence for a few seconds i grab my drinks and say Seeya!
On my way out to the car, i start to realise what i had just said (and the way i had said it) and wanted to set myself on fire for ruining a potentially good opportunity!
Does anybody have any ideas on how i can rectify this situation? I will endevour to get pics if i can!
It probably doesn't sound that bad, but she was flirting pretty obviously and i completely missed it!
p.s. Yes i'm very well aware that i'm a dickhead, and i am blaming still being half asleep for my actions
Any ideas guys?
Bill Surewood
22-02-07, 03:39 PM
You are a pole smoker of the highest regard.
Get back there and take some pics.
go back in and tell her what you just got told us ie you were tired etc, add that you were sad cos your puppy just died hence the no sleep
bitches love that shit.
T0nyGTSt
22-02-07, 03:42 PM
you faggot
borrow someone's puppy and go back in and strike while its hot
bitch is hot for your jock
Do the TJ puppy thing explain to her your mind was elsewhere and you want to buy her dinner to apologise then put it in her butt and take pics for us.
Yes, tell her you thought a lot about that brief conversation the other day. You went home & checked your school photos & found one of her (if you actually have one then take it & show her...otherwise just bullshit). Then crap on asking her what she has been doing since...possibly avoiding questions about her awesome career (chance it could be a part time job while at uni?).
Then ask her out...
You live at ferny grove dont you I think its roast night sunday at the FGT.
anna bligh
22-02-07, 03:46 PM
set the servo on fire..
then rescue her!
T0nyGTSt
22-02-07, 03:46 PM
borrow someone's starlet - you'll be balls deep in no time
go back and say "Oh yeah, after I masturbated to your school photos my memory came back"
"wanna fuck lol?"
it doesn't matter what her career is - you're not a guidance counsellor
Put on an anorak with the hood up and sit on the other side of the road staring at her for the next few weeks.
I'm mates with the guy who takes over her shift, so i hit him up about her this morning. basically she only works wednesday & monday nights, and he's pretty sure that she's at uni...etc
I was thinking of the whole was just asleep..etc line then can i apologize by taking her to dinner..etc (then 2ofdems suggestion about up the bum + pics..etc) :D
sound good?
Awesome wording Teejay, pissed myself laughing over that
bitches love that shit, ROFL
Pol Pot
22-02-07, 03:52 PM
She's just after you for your money. Kill her and don't ever give her the opportunity before she takes you for everything you're worth.
You can go back whenever, not like you dont have a reason to go a servo every day, hell twice a day even
She's just after you for your money. Kill her and don't ever give her the opportunity before she takes you for everything you're worth in.
I'm not sure about that. I rocked up in my dodgy old van (with 400,000kms + broken windscreen to match) and i was wearing my squash gear (consisting of an old pair of shorts + a shirt with a few holes..etc in it)...
So i very clearly didn't portray somebody with money! (or a dick as it may appear!) :D
anna bligh
22-02-07, 03:55 PM
shoulda taken my deliboy
out_in_front
22-02-07, 03:55 PM
I'm mates with the guy who takes over her shift, so i hit him up about her this morning. basically she only works wednesday & monday nights, and he's pretty sure that she's at uni...etc
...stalker....
Pol Pot
22-02-07, 03:58 PM
So i very clearly didn't portray somebody with money! (or a dick as it may appear!)
ok.. go for the puppy angle..
"my puppy died yesterday.. but I'm thinking of buying some nice pussy instead"
my car will need petrol by monday.. location?
effective "researcher"
Fixed!
T0nyGTSt
22-02-07, 03:59 PM
...stalker....
yeah well... who's gonna be laughing when you're ball deep in pussay???
the more you know, the better chance you got
Smashed S15 Bloke
22-02-07, 03:59 PM
send her a card with a link to this thread and you'll be set.
...stalker....
Nothing wrong with a bit of back ground info! isn't it obvious i need all the help i can get :D
stop piss farting around... get your mate to find her contact details and stalk her properly..
Bill Surewood
22-02-07, 04:07 PM
Lets hear some more about these awesome cans.
Stix Zadinia
22-02-07, 04:08 PM
just go in there, and explain that you'd just woken up and you weren't all there, tell her you think she's nice and ask for her number
otherwise get a mate to do it.
just go in there, and explain that you'd just woken up and you weren't all there, tell her you think she's nice and ask for her number
otherwise get a mate to do it.
This post clearly isnt in the PF spirit !
fill'rup mate
next time you see her there pretend you didnt have the earlier conversation and tell her you remember her from school, then she'll thinks shes going crazy and while she's off balance you can smash it in
run in next monday...
take pics of cans..
post on pf on monday night..
ask her out the following wednesday
:D
Well... They were cans.... And they were awesome! :D
She wasn't your supermodel type, but more of a cute girl next door type! Big cans, and a relatively skinny figure to match :)
oldcorollas
22-02-07, 04:11 PM
then she says "Do you remember me? My name is <insert name here>". And what did I say???
"sorry about the other day, back when we knew each other in primary you didn't have such an awesome rack, so i was a bit distracted"
:D
just go in there, and explain that you'd just woken up and you weren't all there, tell her you think she's nice and ask for her number
otherwise get a mate to do it.
I know who to pm pics to first!
lets look at the other side of the coin for a second tho. She remembered my name like 11 years after we last saw each other. Should i buy a prepaid phone and give her that number before we fuck incase she's a freak?
otherwise get a mate to do it.
Are you 10?
Cal.
lets look at the other side of the coin for a second tho. She remembered my name like 11 years after we last saw each other. Should i buy a prepaid phone and give her that number before we fuck incase she's a freak?
Your gay arnt you?
Then she has removed all the hard work for you -
titty fuck
buttseckz
move states.
maybe she's been stalking you!! got your year book photos pined up on her wall and shit...
Your gay arnt you?
I had some chick i went to primary school with (she was in my grade this time), call me up out of the blue one day (hadn't seen her since school). Whilst smashing her later that night, mid root she proceeds to tell me that she's loved me for the last 7 years and is on anti-depressants! Talk about making your love meat go limp!
So i'm being cautious with chicks that remember me from that school!
The Pupat
22-02-07, 04:19 PM
Well... They were cans.... And they were awesome! :D
Cans down the best cans you've seen lately?
Bill Surewood
22-02-07, 04:20 PM
Your gay arnt you?
Lotec, so how long ago did you buy an MX5? :D
P.S. you dont want to get into the whole multiple phone thing.... I've had 3 at one stage (and mates still give me shit about it).
P.P.S. please bang this chick, she is clearly gaging for it.
P.P.P.S And post pics (no wang pls.... although Chuss may want)
Lotec, so how long ago did you buy an MX5? :D
P.S. you dont want to get into the whole multiple phone thing.... I've had 3 at one stage (and mates still give me shit about it).
P.P.S. please bang this chick, she is clearly gaging for it.
P.P.P.S And post pics (no wang pls.... although Chuss may want)
Should i lightly blur out the wang like in japenese porn?
Go back, take her out.. get a money shot and put it all over the net FTW.
Do The Whole Texas Cheerleader Thing Mate.
anna bligh
22-02-07, 04:29 PM
just run in there and yell "picsorban" over and over then we you dont get them call her gay
I had some chick i went to primary school with (she was in my grade this time), call me up out of the blue one day (hadn't seen her since school). Whilst smashing her later that night, mid root she proceeds to tell me that she's loved me for the last 7 years and is on anti-depressants! Talk about making your love meat go limp!
So i'm being cautious with chicks that remember me from that school!
After careful consideration..... I still say puppy story plus fake sadness = titty fuck and buttseckz.
Pack some clothes and shit just incase
Bill Surewood
22-02-07, 04:38 PM
Pack some clothes and shit just incase
I wouldn’t be packing shit, unless she is German.
And if that's the case I’m sure you don’t want to go there (not talking from experience).
just tell her you have bought a farm and found some cars in the shed, also tell her the cars run 11' on street tyres.
lastly
picsofcansorban
RX7HEVEN
22-02-07, 05:12 PM
Put on an anorak with the hood up and sit on the other side of the road staring at her for the next few weeks.
hahahahaha i cant stop laughing, best replies to a semi serious question ever!
BoganDAVE
22-02-07, 05:26 PM
puppy story = :gay:
Walk in, be nice, walk out
new day
Walk in and hit her up for a fuck
Some good idea's boys!
I will keep this thread updated as it progresses :D
get free fuel out of her then dump her
Otherwise known as "the pump and dump"...
actually, you did exactly the right thing. Chicks hate being snubbed. next time you see her, casually walk past. She will be compelled to grovel for your attention, and will be easy game for you to then chat up along the lines of "Yeah, I think you were in (such and such) class weren't you? Let's grab a coffee/drink etc and catch up".
Ok, here's a story to make Lotec feel a little better.
When I was 19, I was at the Jindalee Liquor Barn and they had a Lancia Delta Integrale Rally Car on display. The Lancia World Rally Team were sponsored by Martini, so they had a gorgeous Martini promo girl there in a white jumpsuit handing out Sambuca and stuff to taste. I probably spent about 20 minutes crawling over the car, and then thought to myself that some of my mates in the car club would like to see this car as well.
I walked up to the promo girl and the conversation went like this....
Me: "How long are you here for?"
Promo Girl: " I get off at five!"
Me: " No no. Not you I meant the car."
Promo Girl: "Oh .....(long and painful pause)..... it's here until Sunday"
Me: "OK thanks"
I walked off and got to the door of the liquor barn before I realised three things
I'm a dickhead
I can't go back and talk to her and pretend it didn't happen
I'm a dickhead
actually, you did exactly the right thing. Chicks hate being snubbed. next time you see her, casually walk past. She will be compelled to grovel for your attention, and will be easy game for you to then chat up along the lines of "Yeah, I think you were in (such and such) class weren't you? Let's grab a coffee/drink etc and catch up".
What he said. If you go back in there too soon you look too eager.. go back in a week or so.
Secoh is right, you not showing interest is bound to spark hers, although if she already had interest then you being a disinterested cunt might just confirm her suspicions of your homosexuality.
Do you actually remember her now? Any siblings that might? Maybe ask her if she keeps in touch with anyone from school these days, and some names might jog your memory. If all you wanna do is jam her then having some general info that you don't need to disclose to her is a big advantage.
were you popular in school? If you were, then you need to get into a situation where you can use this to your advantage ASAP, before she works out that you are a nuffy
Definitely go back there Monday night, and perhaps brush up on your body-language skills beforehand, you should be able to sus out your chances.
were you popular in school? If you were, then you need to get into a situation where you can use this to your advantage ASAP, before she works out that you are a nuffy
Can backfire
If he was popular and she wasnt, its quite likely he gave her shit etc during high school.
Happened to me last year - random run into girl from school, who made sure she reminded me how much of a rude cunt i was during my time at school.
She was fat and ugly then, and not alot had changed. No loss.
rowdytoot
22-02-07, 06:34 PM
Ouch!
I did equally craptastic on Saturday, I won't recount the entire tale, but nice girl + slightly drunk and far too honest Rowdy about why he's moving out of his previous abode = not a good move on a 1st date...
Needless to say, she hasn't returned my emails/SMS's...
Rowds
Secoh is right, you not showing interest is bound to spark hers, although if she already had interest then you being a disinterested cunt might just confirm her suspicions of your homosexuality.
Do you actually remember her now? Any siblings that might? Maybe ask her if she keeps in touch with anyone from school these days, and some names might jog your memory. If all you wanna do is jam her then having some general info that you don't need to disclose to her is a big advantage.
were you popular in school? If you were, then you need to get into a situation where you can use this to your advantage ASAP, before she works out that you are a nuffy
Definitely go back there Monday night, and perhaps brush up on your body-language skills beforehand, you should be able to sus out your chances.
I still have NFI who she is! For some reason i remember very little of my primary school days + the people i was there with! (and i haven't been smoking weed!)
I really have no idea what to talk about, i can remember the names of a few teachers, i guess i can start off some small chat with something involving which teachers she had..etc
..... i'm boned arn't i? :D
Ouch!
I did equally craptastic on Saturday, I won't recount the entire tale, but nice girl + slightly drunk and far too honest Rowdy about why he's moving out of his previous abode = not a good move on a 1st date...
Needless to say, she hasn't returned my emails/SMS's...
Rowds
Lol! i can't wait to get to the first date so i can carry on like that :D
Stix Zadinia
22-02-07, 06:48 PM
let us know how it goes..
and the whole 'getting a mate to do it' either works really well, or backfires really badly ("why doesn't he come over here and say it then" springs to mind)
haha @ Glen's story.. did your mates have any luck with her after your faus paux?
PS. where is this service station?
rowdytoot
22-02-07, 06:50 PM
Lol! i can't wait to get to the first date so i can carry on like that :D
next week I'm going to try it with another chick and see if that backfires as well... :p..
Rowds
A chick who works in a servo is never going to be able to support you.
Still, sob story, bang her, move on.
Lotec, seeing as it would appear you need instructions -
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i193/asa572/Capture_4.jpg
HTH
kwottr0
22-02-07, 07:21 PM
:lol:
I am not going to mention where I think this thread should go, as mentioning it automatically precludes it, but I'd just like to say that the mods should think about saving this thread for posterity. There has been some stirling advice given here, which I'm sure could be used by many for years to come.
(If it manages a couple more pages, this will be a given.)
willsy01
22-02-07, 07:34 PM
This thread needs to be printed, bound and sold on Amazon....."A PF Guide to Dating".
I'll be keeping a copy in the car :yup:
I've an embarassing girl story too. Once I was out on the town, had probably had a few. Bumped into a girl that I used to know a few years ago, really cute little thing too. She recognises me "Hi zac etc etc" then I say hi and start rattling off something about our mutual friend.. She says 'Kym who?' and then I say 'aren't you...?'... woops, had the wrong girl. I used to work with her. cue much embarassment.
THE ASH
22-02-07, 08:06 PM
go back in and tell her what you just got told us ie you were tired etc, add that you were sad cos your puppy just died hence the no sleep
bitches love that shit.
a little of that to go with the "treat em mean, keep em keen" you've already done FTW
defiantely need pics of norks
I still have NFI who she is! For some reason i remember very little of my primary school days + the people i was there with! (and i haven't been smoking weed!)
I really have no idea what to talk about, i can remember the names of a few teachers, i guess i can start off some small chat with something involving which teachers she had..etc
..... i'm boned arn't i? :D
Thats the angle you need to take when you go back to see her.
Say something along the lines of 'I dont remember you, but Im flattered that you remember me. I feel so rude not remembering you, how about coffee on Friday night to make up for it?'
'Then we can go to your place and you can jog my memory' :rotflol:
Im tears with some of the comments in here/ GTSboys anorak comment had me in stitches!! :rotflol:
Bob Saget
22-02-07, 09:04 PM
Dood you're softer than me and I fell asleep with a naked chick on my lap..
I know who to pm pics to first!
Me.
P.S If you need help with pic's, I'm happy to take a few happy snaps while you do her in the back of the magna.
pony power
22-02-07, 09:14 PM
Which servo?
go back in few days for fuel.
apologise, explain you were tired.
TELL her "we should catch up sometime, what are you up to in the next few days?" You'll very rarely get a no.
"do you uh, want to go out sometime?" is so weak highschooler.
dog poo
22-02-07, 10:42 PM
Just make it no big deal and walk in needing petrol have a quick chat etc. End it with yeahh we should meet up and chat about old times whats your number.
fuck no - do not apologise. that way it makes it appear your sorry for something..
fuck that. You could almost go with the " i dont remember you, but id certainly like to be reminded " angle
apologise now and youll get used/headfucked/stalked.
edit : didnt see this above
Say something along the lines of 'I dont remember you, but Im flattered that you remember me. I feel so rude not remembering you, how about coffee on Friday night to make up for it?'
:
Hes onto it :)
Say something along the lines of 'I dont remember you, but Im flattered that you remember me. I feel so rude not remembering you, how about coffee on Friday night to make up for it?'
I'm liking this angle! Cheers boys!
AdrianSSS
23-02-07, 12:00 AM
You live at ferny grove dont you I think its roast night sunday at the FGT.
What servo is this, Lotec? I live around the corner, quite literally, from the BP at Ferny Grove.
I'll fucking go up there now if it isn't that 50yo munter.
Edit. I blatantly didn't read the rest of the thread after 2ofdem's post.
I really have no idea what to talk about, i can remember the names of a few teachers, i guess i can start off some small chat with something involving which teachers she had..etc
fuck that bullshit smalltalk shit.
get her to come for coffee and be out with it that you wanna see her cans and fuck her.
if it works - you win.
if is doesn't you still win - it's not like you *actually* want to get to know her right? so if she promptly leaves, you haven't wasted too much time and you get to have two coffees.
C+
Clive has a point - two coffees will keep you awake all night so you can hit the town and look for other large breasted females.
oldcorollas
23-02-07, 01:19 AM
if she promptly leaves, you haven't wasted too much time and you get to have two coffees.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hnag on, I've come up with a plan.
Buy some better clothes and get your hair cut properly and get some plastic surgery.
Then get fats to buy a black suit and shoulder holster.
Borrow R7s limo and get a lift to the servo.
Then snob her off.
That'll get her begging for it.
Regards
Bigmuz
What servo is this, Lotec? I live around the corner, quite literally, from the BP at Ferny Grove.
I'll fucking go up there now if it isn't that 50yo munter.
Edit. I blatantly didn't read the rest of the thread after 2ofdem's post.
Same with me... but there are no big titted hotties at BP Ferny Grove... And if you think there are... you have problems!
Same with me
Same with me - So which servo? If you tell me I'm not going to do anything bad like go in and ask her if I can take a photo of her cans to post up in a thread that you started about her and her cans on the internet :D
You live at ferny grove dont you I think its roast night sunday at the FGT.
Good old sunday $7.90 roast night at the FGT, what could be more romantic. Guido and I go there all the time
you dont want to get into the whole multiple phone thing.... I've had 3 at one stage
Did they all work, or were some of them having conversions done on them? :)
p.s - Do you have a passengers side mirror for an EF falcon?
haha @ Glen's story.. did your mates have any luck with her after your faus paux?
A couple had a go but got nowhere. I guess maybe she was interested when I spoke to her because I wasn't trying to come onto her. I've tried to replicate what I said to her with other girls but it's never worked again. :sad:
NISMOgemini
23-02-07, 08:53 AM
Lol just read the whole thread then and all I can say id “been there and know how dumb it makes ya feel..” long story short
In a CD shop buying cd with a mate
hot girl at the counter: so what you guys up to today
Me: going to watch fast and furious (number 1, b4 we all found out how good the show is)
*pays for CD*
Girl: awsum, I wanna see that but no one wants to take me
Me: bummer, cheers.
*grabs CD and walks of*
Me: *turn to my mate with dumb look on my face*
My mate: you dick head
My mate: you dick head
I concur, you dickhead.
Cal.
I concur, you dickhead.
Cal.
I think everyone has said that about NismoGemini at some stage :)
What servo is this, Lotec? I live around the corner, quite literally, from the BP at Ferny Grove.
I'll fucking go up there now if it isn't that 50yo munter.
Edit. I blatantly didn't read the rest of the thread after 2ofdem's post.
Lol! I don't live on the northside, and it's not a bp! Suckahs! :D
Hnag on, I've come up with a plan.
Buy some better clothes and get your hair cut properly and get some plastic surgery.
Then get fats to buy a black suit and shoulder holster.
Borrow R7s limo and get a lift to the servo.
Then snob her off.
That'll get her begging for it.
Regards
Bigmuz
The thought of the whole 300c thing has crossed my mind! It has leather in it doesn't it? so the stains will wash off? :D
The Pupat
23-02-07, 10:48 AM
p.s - Do you have a drivers side mirror for an EF falcon?
I believe he received a beer bottle in the mail yesterday. Would that help?
Ohh and take her to Roast night at the FGT. We'll get pissed and criticque your effort and getting a picture of her cans.
i'm just posting to subscribe to this thread
NISMOgemini
23-02-07, 01:58 PM
thread tools -> subscribe to this thread
I concur, you dickhead.
Cal.
I think I can top it.
Eng. Pub Crawl.
Bump into some girls in a pub, we find out they are nurses on the lash (what a shock!)
My mate says too them:
"Great, in a few hours when we're falling down stairs and stuff we might need you lot"
one of the chicks turns to me, looks me in the eye and says:
"In a few hours, I'll be needing you"
"what for??" I reply in all seriousness....
Much laughter followed at my expense.
the Girl left, very embarrassed.
she was mighty hot too :w:
C+
I think you best never tell that story ever again. :gay:
Cal.
I didn't make the same mistake at the next establishment though :)
I actually used the story of how much of a dickhead I was 1hr earlier - and it worked :)
You have redeemed yourself slightly. :)
Cal.
THE ASH
23-02-07, 02:37 PM
not without pics he didn't
thread tools -> subscribe to this thread
i know that :rolleyes:
Peter...
23-02-07, 02:43 PM
Less talk more tits.
The Pupat
23-02-07, 02:45 PM
Eng. Pub Crawl.
Damn reminded me I haven't been on an Eng. Pub Crawl in ages.
They have sold 1500 t shirts to the AUES crawl for next week apparently....
and we thought the 450odd we sold in '99 would never be repeated.....
The Pupat
23-02-07, 03:22 PM
They have sold 1500 t shirts to the AUES crawl for next week apparently....
and we thought the 450odd we sold in '99 would never be repeated.....
Jesus would want toe be a few nurses in there otherwise that's a very large congregation of wang.
I think I can top it.
Eng. Pub Crawl.
Bump into some girls in a pub, we find out they are nurses on the lash (what a shock!)
My mate says too them:
"Great, in a few hours when we're falling down stairs and stuff we might need you lot"
one of the chicks turns to me, looks me in the eye and says:
"In a few hours, I'll be needing you"
"what for??" I reply in all seriousness....
Much laughter followed at my expense.
the Girl left, very embarrassed.
she was mighty hot too :w:
C+
Can't quite top it, but in first year there was this one hot chick in our group of friends that i didn't really know that was sitting next to me at the cafe at uni. She kept moving over and sitting closer and closer to me whiile i was talking to her until she was basically on top me 5 mins into the conversation when i promptly blurted out "Geez wanna take up any more legroom there? Move over!"
Needless to say everyone else on the table knew she was after me and burst out laughing. Good thing she's now my fiancee. :)
The Pupat
23-02-07, 03:30 PM
Needless to say everyone else on the table knew she was after me and burst out laughing. Good thing she's now my fiancee. :)
She obviously worked out you're a dumbarse.... but at least she didn't hold it against you. :D
*Note I'd take that as an excuse for any dumbarse thing you might do in the future. Keep note of the "You knew this from the being but you still married me so I can't be held responsible" line. :)
I've done that a few times, walked in to a place in a daze or half asleep and some cute girl is being all flirty with me, but because I'm in my stupid daze I give the most half assed boring replies and don't take advantage of the situation. Damn it's the worst feeling when you fuck up!
Anyhow, Go back there when you're more awake and not dressed like a bum or whatever, and just have a nice conversation with her, and see how it goes?! who gives a fuck if you remember her or not, it's not the point - remembering who she was back in primary school ain't gonna help you unless you're the type that likes to whack off over little girls.
psssi98
23-02-07, 03:45 PM
I'm confused - which page are the pics of hot cans on again?
All I see is a bunch of old blokes reminiscing about how they picked up once? :D
And some dreaming of how they one day will. :D
Cal.
And some dreaming of how they one day will. :D
Cal.
/me taps lotecs foot
"i think hes talking to you"
ironhorse
23-02-07, 04:33 PM
I'm confused - which page are the pics of hot cans on again?
All I see is a bunch of old blokes reminiscing about how they picked up once? :D
^^^ what this bitch said ,.i've looked on each page , no cans to be seen
/me taps lotecs foot
"i think hes talking to you"
:D
RX7HEVEN
23-02-07, 04:40 PM
Just go to a brothel.
fucking great thread....
I sort of have a story similar. Was out in a club with a big group of mates andhaving a fair bit to drink. Ran into a girl who went to the same school as me except a grade below. At school I always thought she was alright, never talked to her or anything but it was a small school so everyone knew everyone else. We got talking and were having a good time and she ended up saying that she always thought i was cute in school and she still thought that now etc...she ended up asking me what we were doing out.
I said I'm on my bucks night (the truth)....
The conversation turned very boring after that and she didn't want to talk to me anymore... Wouldn't have done anything of course but was great fun flirting with a girl who thought I was cute ;)
oh yeh, like some other people I can't see any pics, I guess they'll be on page 5....
Kev
psssi98
23-02-07, 05:00 PM
Kev Kev Kev - I am lost for words and disappointed!
Kev Kev Kev - I am lost for words and disappointed!
What was I going to do on my bucks night...seriously...
Also had too much to drink to try and lie and tell her another reason we were out and everyone was shouting me drinks!
I'd say jon would remember her, he made a comment about the way she was speaking to me... :D
should have said it was your birthday
Im getting old or crazy, but I got more respect for Kevs story then "yeah i went home and fucked her brains out"
How many threads have we seen from well respected members who are broken cos their partners cheat on them? So if we hate it, why would you do it to someone?
I've just remembered that I'm not smarter than any of you other suckers. When I was in year 12 I had the worst hard on for this year 11 chick who was an absolute stunner - think Krystal from Big Brother but only 16. So she's not that bright and asks me to tutor her in math. So I go to her house and tutor her, and the whole time I'm trying to work out if she just wants me to tutor her or if I can make any moves. Turns out that she wants me to tutor and I don't make any moves.
She tells this other year 11 chick (who I actually know quite well as she is on my school bus run) that I really helped with her math. So this other chick asks me to tutor her. Now this girl isn't bad looking, just not 1120% luscious like the first one who I am still hung up on. And the whole time that I'm at her house tutoring she's hitting on me and I'm not seeing it.
And a coupe of years later I bump into her at the pub and I'm with my girlfriend (well, she's my wife now) and she is with her boyfriend and I realise that she is actually a real hottie and that I missed my opportunity for some quality gear back then....... Literally took years to realise just how dumb I had been.
Im getting old or crazy, but I got more respect for Kevs story then "yeah i went home and fucked her brains out"
How many threads have we seen from well respected members who are broken cos their partners cheat on them? So if we hate it, why would you do it to someone?
Thanks TJ, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I have respkt from ya... ;)
It's just the way it is, don't fucking cheat on someone who is going to be your wife in two weeks!
She did have massive cans though, in school and the time I saw her again, they looked fucking good....:D
Sure Kev, but a blowie in the pub carpark is nothin on your bucks night, and you could have held that image in your head for ever.
:D
What Muz said... :yup:
When you're 80 and shitting your pants you're not going to have any dignity anyway. Should've gone for the blowie... :D
What Muz is... :yup:
You're 80 and shitting your pants
Fixed?
page 5, no cans.. come the fuck on!! ;)
page 5, no cans.. come the fuck on!! ;)
I concur , whats with this fucking talk of PMing the pics. Post em up in the thread.
And a coupe of years later I bump into her at the pub and I'm with my girlfriend (well, she's my wife now) and she is with her boyfriend and I realise that she is actually a real hottie and that I missed my opportunity for some quality gear back then....... Literally took years to realise just how dumb I had been.
Got pics of her cans?
I concur , whats with this fucking talk of PMing the pics. Post em up in the thread.
Got pics of her cans?
For those who haven't read the entire thread (you should), there are no pics (yet).
sssgtr, that's the best one so far :D
ken2903
23-02-07, 08:18 PM
go back in there and oppologise to her about your 'evil twin brother' who is a complete jerk or something.
EDIT: mental note to myself, read more than the first fucking page of a thread before posting.
For those who haven't read the entire thread (you should), there are no pics (yet).
Mate I've read the entire thread , so get off ya arse and get some pics and post em up or at least tell pfers where she is so someone with balls can get them.
There still seem to be no pics in this thread. She is working tonight if I remember correctly, you know you have to go to this mystery servo to get pics of the chick with the nice cans and tell her how much of a dick you are... :D
Have fun!
I've lost count of the number of stupid things i've done. If there's a completely wrong thing to say at the wrong time, I will say/do it.
Not to mention the number of opportunities i've completely missed. Apparently i'm completely blind to when a chick is cracking on to me (my friends, especially female ones find it hilarious). They can (and have) jumped on me and rammed their tounges down my throat and i still assume they aren't interested.
anna bligh
26-02-07, 01:24 PM
I've lost count of the number of stupid things i've done. If there's a completely wrong thing to say at the wrong time, I will say/do it.
Not to mention the number of opportunities i've completely missed. Apparently i'm completely blind to when a chick is cracking on to me (my friends, especially female ones find it hilarious). They can (and have) jumped on me and rammed their tounges down my throat and i still assume they aren't interested.
yeah im the same, i stay 100% sober for weeks on end, go everywhere dressed very well and the one time i decide to get pissed and go out with old shitty crap on i run into x-girlfriends and hot chicks "hey simon, hows business" "im doing really well actually" "yeah looks it" :owned: :owned:
Smashed S15 Bloke
26-02-07, 01:29 PM
yeah im the same, i stay 100% sober for weeks on end, go everywhere dressed very well and the one time i decide to get pissed and go out with old shitty crap on i run into x-girlfriends and hot chicks "hey simon, hows business" "im doing really well actually" "yeah looks it" :owned: :owned:
this from the guy who liked to shop for big ticket items, dressed like a bum, just to confuse the salespersons. :P
anna bligh
26-02-07, 01:49 PM
have you seen my new laptop bag?
Smashed S15 Bloke
26-02-07, 01:52 PM
have you seen my new laptop bag?
no. have you gone all fashionista on us?
i lay the blame squarely on Boyband.
Steve will be up there soon, hopefully he can set you straight on "keeping it real". :P
anna bligh
26-02-07, 01:53 PM
http://simon./
http://simon.firesport..jpg
Smashed S15 Bloke
26-02-07, 02:15 PM
http://simon.esport.com/.jpg
http://simon.firesport.com/l.jpg
cool.
now go put that wheel back on the 300 :P
Ummm and the number 1 question... which servo is this?
anna bligh
26-02-07, 02:27 PM
thats the wheel george dicked
flakey dicked another one last week
now i have 2 spares
Smashed S15 Bloke
26-02-07, 02:37 PM
thats the wheel george dicked
flakey dicked another one last week
now i have 2 spares
sell the 2 wheels to some kid on boostlosing so he can put them on the front of his car, stockies on the back, then buy some new mates cos those blokes who drove your 22s into kerbs should be:
http://files.myopera.com/Teh%20H4mst0R/albums/103367/thumbs/american_history_x_owned.jpg_thumb.jpg
rowdytoot
26-02-07, 03:51 PM
sssgtr, that's the best one so far :D
nah that's crap cos he still picked her up..
There still seem to be no pics in this thread. She is working tonight if I remember correctly, you know you have to go to this mystery servo to get pics of the chick with the nice cans and tell her how much of a dick you are... :D
Have fun!
Yep, tonite's the night!
I'm gonna head up around 9ish so it'll hopefully be a bit quieter and i won't have any random customers cramping my style.
I gotta make sure i do some pushups before i go, to pump up my guns...
:D
EDIT: oh, i doubt there will be pics tonite, it might be a bit creepy. If she's single, and wants to go out for dinner..etc then the pics will come :)
Someone who knows Lotec, pleae stalk and follow him tonite and get pics of cans.
For the love of PF, .. please get pics of cans
i just spoke to a mate of mine who was in her grade. Turns out she just broke up with her bf only 3 weeks ago! He reckons i've got a 2/10 chance...
I like those odds!!! :D
i just spoke to a mate of mine who was in her grade. Turns out she just broke up with her bf only 3 weeks ago! He reckons i've got a 2/10 chance...
I like those odds!!! :D
Maybe he didnt fuck up last week and is already ploughin her, .. hence the low odds :)
AdrianSSS
26-02-07, 05:40 PM
Servo Sluts On The Rebound
I've seen a movie that started like that.
Stix Zadinia
26-02-07, 05:41 PM
umm, i'd be making your move before said mate does.
unless like damo suggests someone else is already.
make a move now, STAT!
nah, it turns out that my mates best friend is pretty much her best friend. and the problem is that his mate wants to tap her, and he isn't my biggest fan!
So pretty much if i get to the point where she mentions me to him, he'll make up some shit & blow me out of the water :D
AdrianSSS
26-02-07, 05:50 PM
Then get your end wet before that happens.
tripper
26-02-07, 05:53 PM
So pretty much if i get to the point where she mentions me to him, he'll make up some shit & blow me out of the water :D
What was that about him and a goat at school camp
Stix Zadinia
26-02-07, 06:28 PM
so you've only got tonight to nail her, and make the friend an enemy.
you can do it! don't make us have a pf tour of servos to find you two....
good luck mate - make amends :)
kwottr0
26-02-07, 07:46 PM
Lotec, don't bother posting ever again if your 1st follow-up post does not include pics.
Cansorban.
Well, i'm heading up now!
I have taken the opportunity to prepare this for my pending return
Click Here (http://lotec.justgotowned.com/)
he's been a while... I wonder if he's (a) getting somewhere or (b) failed dismally and now wanking over what might have been
well things were going great! Was making great small chat, and we both had a laugh about me being a dick last week. Then before i knew it, i had 3 people lined up behind me, and i never got around to asking for her number/to go to dinner!!!
Early on in the piece, when i asked her how her night was going, she said "yeah it's alright, i'd rather be at home in bed". My world paused for what seemed like several hours as i pondered my responses to that line.... I can't even remember what my reply was, but in hindsight i'm kinda glad i didn't slip in the the old 'yeah, i'd like to be in your bed too' :D
Oh, her tits were looking AWESOME. i'd put them down as a mid to large C cup, and their perky as. :D
I'm going back on wednesday night to finish this up!
did you remember to buy something?
lol, yeah i filled the old van up and bought a drink.
kwottr0
26-02-07, 08:52 PM
Less jibba jabba more pics, my friend.
he can't exactly ask the chick he has been talking to for 5 mins "hey do you mind if i take a pic of you so guys in teh intanets can ogle you cans"
would be a bit sus
he can't exactly ask the chick he has been talking to for 5 mins "hey do you mind if i take a pic of you so guys in teh intanets can ogle you cans"
would be a bit sus
that's why i'm gonna wait till dinner to ask that :D
Less jibba jabba more pics, my friend.
http://aycu26.webshots.com/image/585/1213153183198699449_rs.jpg
Stix Zadinia
26-02-07, 09:08 PM
back on wednesday night? old mate will be in bed with her by then..
it's 9:07pm the night is young and theres plenty of stalking time left.
End User
26-02-07, 09:36 PM
Me thinks visiting her when her shift is nearly over, or when it's later on in the night with less customers around will increase your chances.
PS, here's a trick that will allow us to see her cans. If/when you get her number, ask to take a pic of her to save with her phonebook entry, so it comes up (her pic, not your schlong) when she calls ;)
Me thinks visiting her when her shift is nearly over, or when it's later on in the night with less customers around will increase your chances.
PS, here's a trick that will allow us to see her cans. If/when you get her number, ask to take a pic of her to save with her phonebook entry, so it comes up (her pic, not your schlong) when she calls ;)
That's a good idea!
The camera on my phone is about the quality of a disposable camera used under water. I'd probably have to get a side profile shot to accentuate her 'features'
(just google "hottie servo" and post a pic man)
Weak sauce
You bailed when the queue appeared. You should have stood off to the side and waited. If you had done that, instead of giving a rushed 'see you later', you would have gained a couple of extra brownie points and given yourself a few moments to think of things to say.
Weak sauce
You bailed when the queue appeared. You should have stood off to the side and waited. If you had done that, instead of giving a rushed 'see you later', you would have gained a couple of extra brownie points and given yourself a few moments to think of things to say.
For someone who cant score with Ariane... this guys on the right track
For someone who cant score with Ariane... this guys on the right track
Oi! I figured it out last night! :rotflol:
Cansorban.
I like your motto
In the words of the great unwashed pf masses where the fuck are the pics of the cans?
Peter...
28-02-07, 06:43 AM
I like your motto
In the words of the great unwashed pf masses where the fuck are the pics of the cans?
HEY! I wash! :( :mad2:
HEY! I wash! :( :mad2:
Once a year doesn't count mate :p
Since lotec hasn't posted any pics of cans , I thought i would.
shit! those are big ones...
... and so many cans in one photograph ...
canthinkofone
28-02-07, 11:21 AM
Do you think theyre real or fake?
LOL, yeah I had one of these things happen also a number of years back.. Back in my day of doing onsite IT work, got a number of jobs for a company in their main office for silly things. Turns out the office chick kept on breaking the PC's so I would go in an fix them. And I was keen for her too. ;(
Fast forward a few years from that and this chick ends up working below my GF (now wife), and tells her all about it..
Blah, missed chance. She was hot too... And from what I have heard along the grape vine a bit of a screamer also. ;)
S
nah that's crap cos he still picked her up..
All i can say is: big cans FTMFW!!!
And no, don't even ask for pics of said cans. :D
marcus_h
28-02-07, 07:12 PM
How did I miss this? Anyhow I have a story to add: Back when I was young and more dumb than now (16) I was apparently being chased by the football clubs presidents daughter - hot, fit and gagging. The signs she was giving me such as the two lines that still haunt me now - when alone and drunk at a party with her one night "ive been working out, feel my arse" - quick squeeze and all i could muster was "nice". Another time at her house, "hey ive bought some new g-strings, wanna see me model"...and what was my response..."cant right now, off to a mates"!
To be fair (yea right) I thought of her more of a mate, her family were close friends, but fuck I could have hit that hard...didnt even realise she liked me until she told me later on when i was with my current gf.
Good to see you got the balls go to back there and have a better chat.
Now just gather the balls from somewhere to get her number...
How ....gf.
You were a millimetre from a ban for that little story :D
marcus_h
28-02-07, 08:41 PM
And fair call too, one of those "wish i wasnt so dumb to that sorta shit back when I as 16 moments" I guess
well it's official. I'm a fucking pussy!
Same deal happened as last monday, was going sweet, then it got busy and i fucked it all up!
it has become apparent that i don't have the berry's just yet, and i nominate myself for a 24hr banning!
phat-turbo
28-02-07, 09:38 PM
lol only drama now is that you have to wait a week because you'll look like a suss cunt filling your car up every two days :D ... someone else said it earlier, i think youre best going in at like 10.30 or so when most people are heading to bed... then if the odd customer does come in you can move to the side as ajb said....
"YOU CAN DO ITTTTTTTT"
lol only drama now is that you have to wait a week because you'll look like a suss cunt filling your car up every two days :D ... someone else said it earlier, i think youre best going in at like 10.30 or so when most people are heading to bed... then if the odd customer does come in you can move to the side as ajb said....
"YOU CAN DO ITTTTTTTT"
haha i know, she's probably thinks i'm a stalker already tho, because i haven't been to her servo when she's been working in 10years (yes, she's worked there that long (long story)), and now i've been in on every shift she's had in the last week!
i'll have to let it die down for a week or two me things :owned:
phat-turbo
28-02-07, 09:45 PM
hahaha fuckin stalker material alright :D so anyway ya dumb cunt, you snooze you lose... what servo is she at, maybe one of us can get some can-can action
:D
hahah jookkess :D
you fucking loser - you can't go back, she'd be so onto you now so much it's not funny!
any chance of a root out back by the wheelie bins is lost now.
Stix Zadinia
28-02-07, 09:58 PM
jeez, wheres the pf team spirit? we're meant to help him out (and get pics of cans)
go back, come out and say she's probably caught onto the fact you're trying to ask her out but it never works, then ask for her number.
go back, come out and say she's probably caught onto the fact you're trying to ask her out but it never works, then ask for her number.
that'll work i reckon.
ps - don't buy more fuel :)
jeez, wheres the pf team spirit? we're meant to help him out (and get pics of cans)
go back, come out and say she's probably caught onto the fact you're trying to ask her out but it never works, then ask for her number.
That's an interesting angle to take. I like it!
I'm a little rusty when it comes to pre-meditated asking out, i haven't done it in over 3 years! (which is fucking with my head)
Hand in your penis, do not pass go, do not collect $200 ... you can keep your balls, .. they have proved worthless :)
I say hand over the location to someone else on PF, .. someone that knows how to close :)
that'll work i reckon.
ps - don't buy more fuel :)
I bought 3 bottles of V claiming that i was on my way to a mates place and he asked me to pick them up for him!
I now have 2 left for lunch tomorrow :D
phat-turbo
28-02-07, 10:04 PM
Originally Posted by Stix Zadinia
go back, come out and say she's probably caught onto the fact you're trying to ask her out but it never works, then ask for her number.
i agree ol mate, what've you got to lose!
Stix Zadinia
28-02-07, 10:05 PM
you've made the follow up calls, she's only going to buy from you.
as coffin says, you need someone to close the deal. if you don't your competition will
I say hand over the location to someone else on PF, .. someone that knows how to close :)
No deal! i'm not giving up on this one just yet!
What about just getting her number from my mate and giving her a call? too stalkerish? (i reckon so)
No deal! i'm not giving up on this one just yet!
What about just getting her number from my mate and giving her a call? too stalkerish? (i reckon so)
Seriously you are past your third strike!! ... the prime opportunity has passed. ... you might get the sympathy vote/date .... but dunno if that will lead anywhere.
Getting the number from the mate is a bit stalkerish
Send rorge round there! .. he'll close the deal
get your ass of the interwebs and go talk to her.
fuck me tiger - it's not that hard. you'll realise just how easy it was after you go through with it!
Asteroid
28-02-07, 10:12 PM
No deal! i'm not giving up on this one just yet!
What about just getting her number from my mate and giving her a call? too stalkerish? (i reckon so)
Yeah i reckon. Just go in there and ask for her number as suggested. Straight down to business, no fscking around.
phat-turbo
28-02-07, 10:13 PM
hahahahahaah threatening him with george prowler action should get his arse into gear!!
the bottom line is, youve fucked up... she'll respect you more if you go back and say hey. im a fuckchop but i'm keen so how bout i take you out one night rather than you be a soft cock on the internet and whinge that she has big cans but you cant get them...
mindyou, its all well and good for us all sitting at home sinking brewski's telling you on the intarweb!!!oneone11 ....
Stix Zadinia
28-02-07, 10:13 PM
either that or stage some sort of elaborate servo drive way stage show..
phat-turbo
28-02-07, 10:14 PM
ah fuck it, hold the place up... that outta show her you're an exciting and spontaneous sorta guy :D
Yup, I'm sitting here having a glass of Red Wine .... but last week I realised I needed to harden the fuck up .. ended up getting 3 numbers in a night, and also meeting up with a hot chick tomorrow night when im up in sydney.
It definately can be done.
hostile
28-02-07, 10:26 PM
what you need is a wingman
what you need is a wingman
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/CoffinRX2/a734_thumb.gif
MarkMash
28-02-07, 10:46 PM
I'd probably ask, (not to be confused with 'do you have a boyfriend?')
"Are you single?"
If she is then I'd probably say something like, "Ah, It's a pity it would never work between us. It's not possible. *substantial pause* We'd get along too well and the sex would be too good. damn..."
Then use that as an excuse to keep saying it's not possible. later on after some chit chat, I'd just ask her if she wants to JOIN me for a cup of havana slurpee and some stimulating conversation.
If she says she's busy then I might say, "what? I'm WAY more fun than anything you've got planned. Cancel them immediately."
Then she would proceed to unbutton her clothes and I'd have to tell her to control herself. etc.. etc...
Just have fun with it and who cares what happens. Abundance is attractive.
Yeah i reckon. Just go in there and ask for her number as suggested. Straight down to business, no fscking around.
Asteroid maybe a weird diesel fucker but he's got a fucking point.
I'm laughing at your misfortune... I'm ashamed to be reading this thread due to the lack of cans and lack of man'ing up.
Whats the big deal, she says no, you dont visit the servo for another 10years. Or else you go out to town, score some other gutter slut with a short skirt and big cans, then parade her around the servo to make her jelous and go 'yeah you could had me, but you fucked up, now this skank has me'
smoooth
I was reading a book on the tram last week (john pilger)
anyway, standing there, hot blonde leans across and taps my arm with pen.
Asks what I think of book etc. Got chatting for next 20 mins, look outside and see it's my stop coming up. I chuck book into bag and say see ya etc
Girl gives me number
I smile, put peice of paper in book
and returned book to library having forgotten all about it on Monday.
I am tempted to go back for it, but gf may kill me. :rotflol:
I was reading a book on the tram last week (john pilger)
anyway, standing there, hot blonde leans across and taps my arm with pen.
Asks what I think of book etc. Got chatting for next 20 mins, look outside and see it's my stop coming up. I chuck book into bag and say see ya etc
Girl gives me number
I smile, put peice of paper in book
and returned book to library having forgotten all about it on Monday.
I am tempted to go back for it, but gf may kill me. :rotflol:
Absolutely go back and get it. And show it to your missus. And tell her she better be on her best bahaviour 'coz you can still pull teh hawties!!
You will be in trouble for a day or so but the sex will be great for the next few days after that.
That is such a weak effort... stop fucking around if you seriously want a chance with this girl because each time you bum around and don't make progress, your credibility goes down in her book.. not to pressure you or anything :D
You have two choices, go back next week or get her number from mutual friend. Say to her "I really enjoy our chats but obviously it's never going to work while you're working, can I call you sometime?" or "can we catch up for a drink sometime" if you're calling her on the phone (you got to work this stuff yourself now you know....practice in front of the mirror if you have to)
I would go for the phone call option, that way she can't see the sweat coming down your face when you ask the question. I don't think getting her number is too freaky for her. She already think that of you anyway for loitering about her work. :D GL
Defender
01-03-07, 08:38 AM
And remember, never go on a first date with a loaded gun ..
http://www.imperialmajesty.com/Regal%20Empress%20All%20Menu%20File%20Picture%2020 05/Embarkation%20Lunch%20Buffet/Apple%20Pie.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:rotflol:
Peter...
01-03-07, 09:07 AM
And remember, never go on a first date with a loaded gun ..
http://www.imperialmajesty.com/Regal%20Empress%20All%20Menu%20File%20Picture%2020 05/Embarkation%20Lunch%20Buffet/Apple%20Pie.jpg
For goodness sake let it cool first though. :knock:
lotec, geez dude, you need a confidence boost.
Monday night, go down there, dont buy anything. Just walk up to her & tell her that its just too hard to talk to her while all these customers keep interrupting. How about she gives you her number & you will call her tomorrow when she isnt at work.
Think about the worst possible thing that could happen...she could say no, big fucking deal. Seriously, the only bloke in the world who has never been rejected is the one who has never asked anyone out.
Just ask her what time she finishes and if she'd like to grab a coffee\drink for christs sake. She'll tell you quick smart if she has boyfriend/ginormous fuck buddy ect or if she's plain not interested. When you get as old as me, you'll realise a fuck is a fuck and no fuck is no joke. You will forget the times you got rejected and felt like a tool. You will not forget the one that got away through lame stupidity.
Cal.
It's quite obvious you're a softcock lotec. What servo is it? I'll go and take pics of her cans tonight :D
Deus Ex
01-03-07, 09:42 AM
It's quite obvious you're a softcock lotec. What servo is it? I'll go and take pics of her cans tonight :D
LMFAO :owned:
It's quite obvious you're a softcock lotec. What servo is it? I'll go and take pics of her cans tonight :D
give him the fuckin address STAT! :D
When you get as old as me, you'll realise a fuck is a fuck and no fuck is no joke.
Cal.
thats alright... I'll add:
A Picky dick, is a lonely dick
Lotec, less second guessing yourself and more cans.
AlexinPerth
01-03-07, 11:50 AM
Absolutely go back and get it. And show it to your missus. And tell her she better be on her best bahaviour 'coz you can still pull teh hawties!!
You will be in trouble for a day or so but the sex will be great for the next few days after that.
It's funny because it's true.
Alex.
Ya know what's funny? lotec is like a cute little guy. She's probably hanging out for him to ask her out.
Do it.
PS I'm not gay.
Stix Zadinia
01-03-07, 06:07 PM
yeah, i don't know wtf his problem is! it's us ugly people that should have complexes about approaching hotties at servos.
Ya know what's funny? lotec is like a cute little guy. She's probably hanging out for him to ask her out.
Do it.
PS I'm not gay.
I'm not little! :D
oh, and thanks for the banning! :)
MartyXF
02-03-07, 09:14 AM
I'm not little! :D
oh, and thanks for the banning! :)
You are little, as the boys said, you aren't going to get rorted for having a crack and getting burnt, but you will (and rightfully so) get burnt for not having a crack.
p.s bigmuz looks like a goer if this chick says no :)
Stix Zadinia
02-03-07, 09:28 AM
lotec - putting the poor form in 'poorformanceforums'
lotec - putting the poor form in 'poorformanceforums'
Well he's definitely not performing too well
JabberWocky
02-03-07, 09:39 AM
To sum this up:
Ask her out,
She says no: You're in no worse a place than you are right now cos atm you currently don't have her. Same as doing nothing.
She says yes: You get to try her out and provide us with pics. Windfall for the community as a whole. Stop being so selfish.
Seriously mate, she's only a girl. It's better to know either way than to spend the time worrying about it. Go for gold!
Monday night, the SE QLD need to go on a road trip around town trying to find this servo
A giant squid could've done a much better job than Lotec
lotec, geez dude, you need a confidence boost.
Monday night, go down there, dont buy anything. Just walk up to her & tell her that its just too hard to talk to her while all these customers keep interrupting. How about she gives you her number & you will call her tomorrow when she isnt at work.
Think about the worst possible thing that could happen...she could say no, big fucking deal. Seriously, the only bloke in the world who has never been rejected is the one who has never asked anyone out.
a fuck is a fuck and no fuck is no joke
listen to these two blokes. Girls generally want guys to be men, and men generally aren't afraid of getting knocked down.
and don't get her number off your mutual friend, she'll think you're still going to that primary school she remembers you from. ask her yourself.
and never, NEVER tell her about this thread, there is a very very slim chance that she would be offended
so 8 pages of posts in summary
-lotec runs into hot chick at servo
-turns out chick is ex school friend who shows signs of being keen
-chick has cans... awesome cans (yet to be proven with a PIC!)
-lotec is keen to put one in her
-lotec uses every excuse possible to avoid asking her out
-lotec has no pics of cans
-pf friends give advice, and rag on him to give him some reverse mentality spec encourgement
-lotec still doesnt get pics or ask cans chick out
-pf is let down :(
so 8 pages of posts in summary
-lotec runs into hot chick at servo
-turns out chick is ex school friend who shows signs of being keen
-chick has cans... awesome cans (yet to be proven with a PIC!)
-lotec is keen to put one in her
-lotec uses every excuse possible to avoid asking her out
-lotec has no pics of cans
-pf friends give advice, and rag on him to give him some reverse mentality spec encourgement
-lotec still doesnt get pics or ask cans chick out
-pf is let down :(
can we put this at the top of the thread as a blurb?
kwottr0
02-03-07, 05:52 PM
-pf is let down :(
I don't really think this covers it. I prefer bitterly dissapointed.
This fiasco has shaken my belief in the principles and traditions of PF.
I'm not little! :D
oh, and thanks for the banning! :)
Not me mate. I'm kinda into you :D
Stix Zadinia
02-03-07, 07:59 PM
yeah lotec a top bloke, he just needs to score this woman to redeem the respect of his peers.
I don't really think this covers it. I prefer bitterly dissapointed.
This fiasco has shaken my belief in the principles and traditions of PF.
What about shattered? maybe thats a better word?
kwottr0
02-03-07, 08:28 PM
shattered would work, yes.
Or aghast, disconcerted, disenchanted, disgruntled, disillusioned, downhearted, foiled, frustrated, bloody unhappy, unsatisfied, upset, crestfallen, crushed, desolate, despairing, despondent, disappointed, disconsolate, disenthralled, disentranced, embittered, annoyed, most fucking displeased, irritated, malcontent, malcontented, peeved, petulant, and even quite vexed.
your vocabulary > my vocabulary
i really have nothing more to add to this post until monday night!
I say if you don't produce some sort of results on Monday that you pass the details onto whoever has the best chance of getting us some evidence of the alleged cans, or be forever banned from PF
walkie has made a fair call.
I say if you don't produce some sort of results on Monday that you pass the details onto whoever has the best chance of getting us some evidence of the alleged cans, or be forever banned from PF
i was actually thinking the same thing! deal?
you better make sure you come up with the goods coz I'm sure the shit that will be given if you have to get subbed is piling up as we speak
you better make sure you come up with the goods coz I'm sure the shit that will be given if you have to get subbed is piling up as we speak
strangely i still don't regret making this thread :D
nah good thread. If you don't step up now and move the situation out of the servo though you're going to regret just being a regular customer for some time to come.
I'm sure all concerned would rather see you collect here than some other bloke (poll?), so just relax and say what you're thinking, don't go in there stuttering some prefab shit
psssi98
02-03-07, 09:25 PM
You never noticed her before so what have you got to lose going for the gold! If you fuck it up just disappear again - easy. :)
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