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so im fuckin in my fuckin car coming towards a set out lights that are red. there are 2 cars stopped there so im slowing down and the turn green as im approaching. so i just drop it down gears without touching the brakes and start slowing down gaining on this car in front. yeah i was probly about 2 metres behind the fuckhead so fuckin what cunt stop being a little faggot. so im drivin for about 50metres and at this point he's probly 5 metres in front. on go his brake lights. no blinkers so i think what the fuck is this dumb mother fucker doing. stopped in the middle of the road over a fucking crest. well done u fucking genius cunt. gets out of his car coimes up to my window
"do you know what tailgating is mate"
'yeah well stop going so fucking slow'
"i wasnt go slow i was actually going over the speed limit"
'yeah it was still too slow, get the in your car and get the fuck out of my way cunt'
"stop being such a smartarse mate or you'll regret it"
'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CUNT'
"how old are you"
'20'
"yeah see your just a young smartarse"
'yeah sweet get in your fucking car pal'
if i had got out of my car i would have fucking killed you you fucking old faggot dont fucking get in my way you drive a fucking astra you fucking faggot.
if u are reading this and you see my falcon in your rear view mirror again you can fucking garunteee i'll be riding your arse you stupid fucking cunt and you can be assured i will fucking punch on with you faggot. fucking wanker how about u get a real car instead of ur boyfriends fucking astra fuckwit.
tripper
22-06-08, 03:01 PM
0/10
You should edit the story to make it sound like your not the person in the wrong.
MRMOPARMAN
22-06-08, 03:39 PM
You should edit the story to make it sound like your not the person in the wrong.
lol:knock:
shoulda decked the cunt you poof
fuckin falcon drivers , they are almost as bad as commodore drivers.
sejanus
22-06-08, 03:59 PM
5 metres is not enough distance. He was right, you are a young smartarse.
Matt T.M.C
22-06-08, 04:05 PM
Epic rant fail.
roadsailing
22-06-08, 04:05 PM
shoulda decked the poof you cunt
oh yeah, don't tailgate.
All I understood from this story is that Nelso likes riding guys asses.
Calibrator
22-06-08, 04:10 PM
Shoulda said its not tailgating if he can still see your grille and lights
VE Safari
22-06-08, 04:12 PM
Fucking 20 year olds are all cunts. I would have smashed you.
Lobster
22-06-08, 04:12 PM
when you say "fucking cocksucker who thinks he owns the road" are you talking about the guy in the astra or the falcon?
Ratwagon
22-06-08, 04:18 PM
Fucking 20 year olds are all cunts. I would have smashed you.
+1
Funny thing when your a huge fat tattood angry lookin cunt,most fuckheads that get out the car to "come sort you out" generally have a rethink when Im getting out as they walk back...the rest get a smack down
Soft cunts!!!!
1/10 for making me reminisce about smackin wanna be road rage fuckheads
Matt T.M.C
22-06-08, 05:16 PM
when you say "fucking cocksucker who thinks he owns the road" are you talking about the guy in the astra or the falcon?
Obviously the 'coon.
Turbo 351
22-06-08, 05:23 PM
if u are reading this and you see my falcon in your rear view mirror again you can fucking garunteee i'll be riding your arse you stupid fucking cunt and you can be assured i will fucking punch on with you faggot. fucking wanker how about u get a real car instead of ur boyfriends fucking astra fuckwit.
Why wait, why didn't you punch on when you had the chance rather than coming onto a forum and talking about what you could of, would of done??
Piss poor effort.
An assault charge really isn't something that I want. It would have been on the cards seeing as it was the middle of the day and there were plenty of witnesses.
I don't need any more trouble from the police.
carcrazy
22-06-08, 05:39 PM
Fucking 20 year olds are all cunts. I would have smashed you.
x 2
Peter...
22-06-08, 05:45 PM
You need to go to rant school son.
msmola2002
22-06-08, 06:01 PM
needs more screwdrivers and/or broken fingers
0.1114593273/10
Gus The Snail
22-06-08, 07:03 PM
needs more screwdrivers and/or broken fingers
0.1114593273/10
x2 , your lucky it wasnt Uncle you were tailgating , he would've broken your finger off and stabbed you with it , then used your fingernail as a screwdriver to de-tune your POS falcon.
Tailgating is bad ok...
EDIT: -3/10 , poor form , very poor form. Needs something to actually rant about.. , maybe change it to "i got Pwned coz im a tailgating schmuk"
MartyXF
22-06-08, 07:45 PM
A. You are a faggot for tailgating
B. You are a pussy for not smashing him
EPIC FAIL
RotaUte
22-06-08, 08:01 PM
Epic rant fail.
10/10 rant response :yup:
ken2903
22-06-08, 08:01 PM
I hate cunts that poke along at 0 speed but i also hate cunts that tailgate like fuckheads. You're both lucky i wasn't there or i'd yell at youse through my window then race off.
EDIT: You also fail for not snapping back at everyone on here for saying that your a fuckhead. FUCKING GET ANGRY OR SOMETHING!!!
206perthcunt
22-06-08, 08:02 PM
Some fuckhead bald cunt did this to me today in a vt commonwhore, got all shitty when i brake checked him and tried to bitch at me me at the next set of lights FUCK OFF you stupid old cunt, your 60 and still driving a cunty exec vt you stupid fucking jew i hope you go die of gaids and malaria with your he-wife next time you see me get out of your jewmobile and i'll fucking kill your smelly arab ass
Sicarius123
22-06-08, 08:14 PM
Remember being with my mate in his 180 and some indian cunt was driving so close that you couldn't see his bonnet out the rear window, stopped at lights, went back, abused him about tailgating, told him to back the fuck off, and the lights went green and he took the first turnoff to get away, into the fucking K-Mart loading dock!
Stop tailgating!
An assault charge really isn't something that I want. It would have been on the cards seeing as it was the middle of the day and there were plenty of witnesses.
I don't need any more trouble from the police.
How the fuck did this happen?
2 FAILS in the one thread and you have only posted twice.
That you posted a 0/10 of 10 Rant then you come up with "any more trouble with the police" bullshit.
If you dont need anymore trouble with the poelease
1.Dont be a fucking cockhead.
2.If your going to be a cockhead use your fucking head and do it the smart way.
Fucking FAIL.
Next.
RotaUte
22-06-08, 08:41 PM
"any more trouble with the police"
Did he previously get caught in a dark alley with an older man? :gay:
MartyXF
22-06-08, 08:45 PM
The emperor of the rant section (uncle) has called fail.
Close thread imo
sejanus
22-06-08, 08:48 PM
uncle owns the pf rant section.
How the fuck did this happen?
2 FAILS in the one thread and you have only posted twice.
That you posted a 0/10 of 10 Rant then you come up with "any more trouble with the police" bullshit.
If you dont need anymore trouble with the poelease
1.Dont be a fucking cockhead.
2.If your going to be a cockhead use your fucking head and do it the smart way.
Fucking FAIL.
Next.
you're really not that bright are u champ. i did use my head u fucking ignorant cunt. i stayed in my car and gave the stupid fuck a bit of cheek and didnt listen to anything he said. i was waiting for him to start me and he didnt because he was just a fucking pussy. if i had gotten out of my car i couldnt have stopped myself from hitting the stupid old wanker..
Peter...
22-06-08, 09:32 PM
you're really not that bright are u champ. i did use my head u fucking ignorant cunt. i stayed in my car and gave the stupid fuck a bit of cheek and didnt listen to anything he said. i was waiting for him to start me and he didnt because he was just a fucking pussy. if i had gotten out of my car i couldnt have stopped myself from hitting the stupid old wanker..
You would have got your testicles fed to you, if your rants are anything to go by.
Fucking FAILGater.
a virile 20 year old stallion like me vs. a brain dead 30 old cunt who is too stupid to know how to shave.
i win
da9jeff
22-06-08, 09:39 PM
I thought you were the one being tailgated, you declaring that your a fuck head isn't that interesting. FAIL
sejanus
22-06-08, 09:48 PM
a stallion? muahaha. I smell a Rocky Balboa wannabe.
go the italian stallion!!!!!!
gianttomato
22-06-08, 09:59 PM
Nelso is gayer than a circle jerk at an AIDS conversion party.
xwavgas
22-06-08, 10:03 PM
Fail for giving Coon drivers a bad name,
Go do a burnout for redemption.
I would but both back tyres are slicks
you're really not that bright are u champ. i did use my head u fucking ignorant cunt..
No if you used your head you woud'nt of had a problem in the first place.
i stayed in my car and gave the stupid fuck a bit of cheek and didnt listen to anything he said. i was waiting for him to start me and he didnt because he was just a fucking pussy.
You stayed in your car and did'nt listen but then at the same time you waited for him to start you?
What dose it fucking take to "start" you?
HE WAS STANDING AT YOUR FUCKING WINDOW FOR FUCKS SAKE.
You did'nt listen or start because you knew deep down that you are in the wrong.
If you had of been in the right you and I sure as fuck know I would of gotten out of the car and stood up for myself.
Now your posting here in the hope that other people will say "right on man fucking old cunts guns would fix this ectect"
if i had gotten out of my car i couldnt have stopped myself from hitting the stupid old wanker..
And then as you know you where in the wrong to start with then hitting the old guy you would of looked like an even bigger cunt to yourself and others.
FailX3 your out.
xwavgas
22-06-08, 10:14 PM
I would but both back tyres are slicks
There not dead untill there is metal flying around.
Your going to have to get pics of burnout to repent your sins.
RotaUte
22-06-08, 10:14 PM
Uncle's avatar is repeating Nelso
Billzilla
22-06-08, 10:15 PM
This kinda reminds me of a mate of mine that I taught to fly many years ago.
Said mate was in traffic and got cut off (or whatever) by a wanker. Mate gets out of his car and storms up to the wanker, wanker winds the electric window up to protect himself but forgets about the sunroof. Mate reaches in through the sunroof and pulls the wanker out of the top of the car witha handful of hair and gives him a big earful then drops him back into the car.
Mate walks back to his own car, and wanker yells out from the safety of his car "Capitolist pig!!!"
Oh, the funny bit was that my mate was over 60 years old and the wanker was early 20's.
So yeah for the wrong reasons that reminds me of this thread.
:D
FAIL....
Catch up to people at lights = fine...
Tailgating afterwards = fail
All I understood from this story is that Nelso likes riding guys asses.
:rotflol:
You stayed in your car and did'nt listen but then at the same time you waited for him to start you?
What dose it fucking take to "start" you?
HE WAS STANDING AT YOUR FUCKING WINDOW FOR FUCKS SAKE.
You did'nt listen or start because you knew deep down that you are in the wrong.
If you had of been in the right you and I sure as fuck know I would of gotten out of the car and stood up for myself.
I didn't give a fuck that I was in the wrong, if the cunt doesnt like me driving 5 metres behind him at 60km/h for less than 50m then the dumb old cunt should get out of the way.
He came up to me wanting an argument and had nothing hence the 'how old are you?' question.
wow dont call me a smart-arse mister, that really hurts my feelings.
Now your posting here in the hope that other people will say "right on man fucking old cunts guns would fix this ectect"
I am? Have a look at every other post on this forum from me you fucking moron. I'm hardly here to impress anybody.
And then as you know you where in the wrong to start with then hitting the old guy you would of looked like an even bigger cunt to yourself and others.
FailX3 your out.
yeah he came up to me to have a little bitch cos he had sandy vaginitus and i told him to shut the fuck up and fuck off. if some fucking punk kid half my age said that to me i would grab the cunt and pull him out the window. this fucking pussy walked away talking under his breath.
so wait, whats your point again?
RotaUte
22-06-08, 10:39 PM
I ride bikes, people that tailgate me get foot prints in their doors when stopped at the lights.
Plus, have some fucking respect dickhead. If that was my Dad getting tailgated, I'd want blood.
bike riders who kick my doors get run over.
tripper
22-06-08, 10:41 PM
I would but both back tyres are slicks
now your telling us that your car is a danger on the road what happens when you hit a puddle of water ?
Sicarius123
22-06-08, 10:42 PM
a virile 20 year old stallion like me vs. a brain dead 30 old cunt who is too stupid to know how to shave.
i win
Dig up stupid.
http://www.moccasin.com.au/messandnoise/dig-up-stupid.jpg
you're really not that bright are u champ. i did use my head u fucking ignorant cunt. i stayed in my car and gave the stupid fuck a bit of cheek and didnt listen to anything he said. i was waiting for him to start me and he didnt because he was just a fucking pussy. if i had gotten out of my car i couldnt have stopped myself from hitting the stupid old wanker..
so im fuckin in my fuckin car coming towards a set out lights that are red. there are 2 cars stopped there so im slowing down and the turn green as im approaching. so i just drop it down gears without touching the brakes and start slowing down gaining on this car in front. yeah i was probly about 2 metres behind the fuckhead so fuckin what cunt stop being a little faggot. so im drivin for about 50metres and at this point he's probly 5 metres in front. on go his brake lights. no blinkers so i think what the fuck is this dumb mother fucker doing. stopped in the middle of the road over a fucking crest. well done u fucking genius cunt. gets out of his car coimes up to my window
"do you know what tailgating is mate"
'yeah well stop going so fucking slow'
"i wasnt go slow i was actually going over the speed limit"
'yeah it was still too slow, get the in your car and get the fuck out of my way cunt'
"stop being such a smartarse mate or you'll regret it"
'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY CUNT'
"how old are you"
'20'
"yeah see your just a young smartarse"
'yeah sweet get in your fucking car pal'
if i had got out of my car i would have fucking killed you you fucking old faggot dont fucking get in my way you drive a fucking astra you fucking faggot.
if u are reading this and you see my falcon in your rear view mirror again you can fucking garunteee i'll be riding your arse you stupid fucking cunt and you can be assured i will fucking punch on with you faggot. fucking wanker how about u get a real car instead of ur boyfriends fucking astra fuckwit.
Quoted for poolroom later.
But if I was a mod there would be a 24hr wait till your next post..
RotaUte
22-06-08, 10:58 PM
a virile 20 year old stallion like me vs. a brain dead 30 old cunt who is too stupid to know how to shave.
i win
Fuck... is he talking about me :(
oh hang on, I'm almost 31... I'm safe
MartyXF
22-06-08, 11:02 PM
Nelso, stop talking shit, you like every other tailgater is a hard cunt in the safety of his own cage but is a spineless pussy as soon as you get called out, old mate would have clipped you over the ears and you would have been sulking on your mums tits in no time, gtfo.
wow. what witty replies.
If 'old mate would have clipped you over the ears' why didn't he? you're a fucking dumb shit mate.
Herve Villecha
22-06-08, 11:29 PM
Dude just give up. You acted like a douche, you tried to make yourself look like a big man, you failed. Just take the ownage like a man.
MartyXF
22-06-08, 11:36 PM
wow. what witty replies.
If 'old mate would have clipped you over the ears' why didn't he? you're a fucking dumb shit mate.
Why didn't he? You explained it earlier, because you were cowering and hiding inside your car like a pussy, too scared to get out and face the consequences of your actions.
A window that is 50cm x 50cm is really hard to reach through.
MartyXF
22-06-08, 11:42 PM
Hahahaha you know you had the window wound up you little bitch.
Sebstar
22-06-08, 11:58 PM
gotta love internet smack talk. this reminds me of an ICP song.
Dude, I peels cats all day long, motha' fucka'
They call me the big-wheela', cat-peela'
Ya' know what I'm saying? I run this whole mo' fucker
The whole block, dawg, they call me the king
The big king, big-wheela', king-killa', cat peela'
Yeah, that's what they call me around this motha' fucker
I run this bitch, I got this bitch locked down
I'm a big gang-banger, man, I'm a gang-bangin' motha' fucker
They didn't think we was gang-banging out in this neighborhood
But they don't know about me and my clique, dawg
And if you all wanna be down, we can sit down and talk, ya know?
(HENRY! Get your ass in here right now and finish your homework!)
Aw..Here I come! Man, I gotta go
Meet me here tomorrow after school, Wait...no, I got yearbook
Aight, meet me here around five-thirty tomorrow, dawg
Aight dawgs, peace
(I hope he doesn't get grounded, man.)
(Yeah, me too, cause then we can't be gang-bangers!)
Dig up stupid.
http://www.moccasin.com.au/messandnoise/dig-up-stupid.jpg
:rotflol:
gianttomato
23-06-08, 04:49 AM
Were you high on coke whilst you were tailgating in your unsafe car?
ken2903
23-06-08, 06:10 AM
Nelso, guess which one you are?
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/ken2903/Road-Rage.gif
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/ken2903/roadrage.jpg
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/ken2903/lonestarchix.jpg
ken2903
23-06-08, 06:11 AM
holy double posts batman.
Seriously, the only way to redeem yourself now is to post a proper rant about everyone on here ripping into you about the first rant. Mention jews, nigrahs, Rove, the fact that these cunts obviously don't know who the fuck you are, and generally just rip into them. Just cause you appear to be completely wrong doesn't mean you have to take this shit. I'm not being sarcastic, fucking rip into them.
Calibrator
23-06-08, 06:40 AM
Shame on you guys for ripping into Nelso. Dont you know that his generation is not to blame for anything, its always someone elses fault.
Gus The Snail
23-06-08, 08:19 AM
a virile 20 year old stallion like me vs. a brain dead 30 old cunt who is too stupid to know how to shave.
i win
Sorry , but you dont..
Quick story.. EXACT same thing happened to me on my 30th birthday ( nice present it was ) some young cunt tailgated me , i slowed down as you do , he overtook yelling abuse and giving me the finger , pulled over infront of me , so i did the same , mind you as i pulled the handbrake on with car still rolling , i was in the act of getting out.. needless to say , my "old 30 y.o ass" smashed this fuker into the ground , at one point he was holding me with fingers in eyes , where i said he may want to reconsider what he was doing as i was slowly but firmly twisting his head around to allow him to veiw his ass with little effort , he removed his fingers and gave up..
P.s sunnies in fights can cause blindness.. i managed to cut my hand from his frame being wedged between his eye and my fist
bike riders who kick my doors get run over.
You sir , dont know bike riders very well either
I have kicked a door when some cunt ran into my lane in brissy CBD , he got out of his car , came up ranting to me , i was about to get off bike , but he realised he was in the wrong and got back in car and shot off .
For 20 , you really are dumb , and havent figured out when to cut your losses and walk away..
To be confident and say you'd smash him is your pitfall , you'd be surprised how many times a big cunt gets his ass kicked by the underdog
Sicarius123
23-06-08, 08:23 AM
Nelso's rant is cockworthy, but so is kicking a car door. Gotta be a dickless motherfucker to mess with another mans automobile. Love how bike riders think fucking someones door or mirror up makes them a big man, if you have a problem with the driver, let them know, don't fuck with the car or you're not better than some faggot keying a car.
tremolo
23-06-08, 08:37 AM
1. Try to intimidate other driver
2. Other driver calls your bluff and wants to have words
3. Drive away in fear, urinate pants
4. Write whingey posts on PF about how you were gonna smash him
5. ????
6. Fail
RotaUte
23-06-08, 08:42 AM
Nelso's rant is cockworthy, but so is kicking a car door. Gotta be a dickless motherfucker to mess with another mans automobile. Love how bike riders think fucking someones door or mirror up makes them a big man, if you have a problem with the driver, let them know, don't fuck with the car or you're not better than some faggot keying a car.
Try this then. Sell the $100,000 12-second Supra, buy a $14,000 10-second bike. Ride it, taking note of how fucked some drivers are, then get back to me. :knock:
Sicarius123
23-06-08, 09:09 AM
Yet still, I wouldn't kick someones car, funny that? It doesn't make the bike rider a big man, it just makes them a bigger dickhead than the first guy.
tripper
23-06-08, 09:24 AM
Try this then. Sell the $100,000 12-second Supra, buy a $14,000 10-second bike. Ride it, taking note of how fucked some drivers are, then get back to me. :knock:
what about taking note how fucked some bike riders are. Its not a dig at any bike riders more of a statement as you get good and bad with anything.
What if you had to take evasive action because a braindead driver didn't see you?
Cost to driver = drive off and hope no-one got the plate
Cost to rider = slide down road + several thousand $ damage to bike
and yes if you ride on the road you need to expect bad drivers so unless they do something on purpose I wouldn't be kicking a door ... I'd probably give them the bird and be on my merry way
Sicarius123
23-06-08, 09:44 AM
what about taking note how fucked some bike riders are. Its not a dig at any bike riders more of a statement as you get good and bad with anything.
Bingo, no problem with bike riders in general, just dickhead ones which fortunately are actually few and far between on the road.
Shit I've abused cunts at lights who've almost wiped out bikes a few times, just because I'm not a bike rider doesn't mean I hate them all, have no respect for them, and am not a human being myself. But I wouldnt' get out and kick their door for it.
Come over to Perth and tailgate me fuckwit, I wont just stop, I'll reverse my fucking landcruiser over your POS coon car!
Try the old scream abuse as you pass dangerously, and you'll see just how much torque a landcruiser has in low range, I'll do worse than this guy in the Patrol (coz cruisers are inherently tougher) the next time you stop at lights.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10517610
Gus The Snail
23-06-08, 10:51 AM
my door kicking was to make him realise i was right beside him , he was merging over forcing me into parked cars , fair enough i was in his blind spot ( not intentionally ) , but he didnt even look over his shoulder , just pulled over , i had pretty much nothing to do but kick the car.. put in my situation , you wouldve done the same , or hit the brakes and pray the car behind doesnt run you over..
i took the kick option.
As for kicking someones pride and joy , if the car deserves respect , it'll get it.. a stock run of the mill white VT commo doesnt deserve it.. same car lowered bling wheels and doof doof gets more respect.
This rant is getting off topic..
Sicarius123
23-06-08, 10:57 AM
If he's currently merging into you and you kick his door so he actually knows you're there, that's fair enough.
I've seen enough bike riders bragging about revenge "door kicks" or "mirror snaps" for shit that happened 10k up the road, or because a car wouldn't move over to let them drive between lanes (which is illegal anyway). Hence why I read your post and thought he'd cut you off, and you'd come back for a revenge kick.
Sorry for misreading your post Gus.
Come over to Perth and tailgate me fuckwit, I wont just stop, I'll reverse my fucking landcruiser over your POS coon car!
Try the old scream abuse as you pass dangerously, and you'll see just how much torque a landcruiser has in low range, I'll do worse than this guy in the Patrol (coz cruisers are inherently tougher) the next time you stop at lights.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10517610
Boy racer = kiwi for hoon I guess!
Cookiemonster
23-06-08, 11:36 AM
I am? Have a look at every other post on this forum from me you fucking moron. I'm hardly here to impress anybody.
You've succeeded in grand style.
A window that is 50cm x 50cm is really hard to reach through.
only dressmakers use centimetres. fag.
He has to measure in centimetres, as if a fuckwit like this even has an inch
Gus The Snail
23-06-08, 02:26 PM
Sorry for misreading your post Gus.
Absolutely no problem.. i'd never do anything to anyone or their car unless they deserved it.
Come over to Perth and tailgate me fuckwit, I wont just stop, I'll reverse my fucking landcruiser over your POS coon car!
Try the old scream abuse as you pass dangerously, and you'll see just how much torque a landcruiser has in low range, I'll do worse than this guy in the Patrol (coz cruisers are inherently tougher) the next time you stop at lights.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10517610
my race car falcon is faster than your landcruiser you fucking boong
Tom Foolery
23-06-08, 04:12 PM
You were driving a race car falcon on the road with bald tyres and tailgating people?
:huh:
Sicarius123
23-06-08, 04:20 PM
You were driving a race car falcon on the road with bald tyres and tailgating people?
:huh:
Crush his car!
tripper
23-06-08, 04:21 PM
http://www.the-lobster.org/knobjockey.jpg
is this you nelso ? or you the other one
Nelso, no matter how fast your POS "racecar" is on the road, it will be pretty stationary at the lights while I'm crushing it!
mymymymyyyyy raceraceraceaceace carcarcarararar falconfalconfalconononon isisisisisisis fasterfasterfasterterterter thanthanthananan youryouryourourourour landcruiserlandcruiselandcruiserserserser youyouyouououou fuckingfuckingfuckinginginging boongboongboongboongongongong
This is how it would sound from Nelso's hole he has dug for himself.:rotflol:
tremolo
23-06-08, 04:26 PM
uncle :rotflol:
tripper
23-06-08, 04:26 PM
I'm the other one/
this one
http://img39.exs.cx/img39/5157/p104034029jm.jpg
and NWS
http://www.starlyon.com/walkie/NSFWNelso.jpg
Can Uncle be the mod for rants???
Hmm Nelso And Nash = Brothers?
Peter...
01-07-08, 04:52 PM
Its epic self-ownage thats for sure.
Stix Zadinia
01-07-08, 07:16 PM
just think, if you'd punched on you could've gone to gaol and pf would be without your massive intellect
Lobster
02-07-08, 03:21 PM
http://www.the-lobster.org/knobjockey.jpg
is this you nelso ? or you the other one
Hey wow! That is my awesome photshop from years ago...
I am awesome!
Deus Ex
02-07-08, 03:55 PM
wow that Good-Year hat is awsome, probably worth more now that the AU plant has been closed down!
BundyBeej
03-07-08, 08:23 PM
Wow, so much to say….
Firstly; a lot of cunts have made good points on here; but I’ve cot some commenting to do.
Straight up, I hate slow cunts, dumb fucks that can’t drive and people that are completely oblivious to the environment around them.
Everyone here has said you shouldn’t tailgate – I agree, to a point. If someone is going the speed limit, and I want to go faster; well then I just wait for the next safe point to over take. They’re doing the right thing, so there is no reason to get up them – it’s not their fault I’m in a hurry, or want to have some fun through the twisty bits along the way.
But when some incompetent mutherfucking arse eating cock bag is doing 10-20km under the speed limit, I will get sufficiently close to the rear of the car, and proceed to fill up the entire lane (left to right) in the hope that they’re just off with the fairies and they’ll notice me and speed up to the limit.
What shits me is when these cunt stains get all high and mighty and tap their brakes or wave me off in the mirror because I’m to close. How bout you do the fucking speed limit you syphilitic pile of excrement!
My other pet hate is arrogant sack biting jew cunts that sit on, or just below the speed limit, in the right hand lane of the motorway/freeway/highway. Especially when there is no one beside them in the left lane, but there is a guy too close to me behind in the left lane, for me to safely pull out and over take Captain Slow on the left. As soon as the opportunity arises, I’ll drop a couple of cogs and fly past with the horn ablaze in the vein hope that I’ll wake your niggardly arse up and you move the fuck over so that the 6km of traffic that’s backed up in the right hand lane can pass your heap of shit.
I mostly sit in the right lane, doing above the speed limit, over taking people in the left lane, but if someone comes flying up behind me, I’ll move over and let them pass, just cos I’m going 20 over the limit, doesn’t mean I can stay in the right lane while they want to do 40 over.
Now feel free to give me a rib about speeding and how its dangerous and all that shit, but fuck, the 2 accidents I’ve been in where caused by other people either crashing into the back of my car, or t-boning me at low speed (under 40, both in 60 zones) because they weren’t paying attention. They were on the phone, or trying to fiddle with their tick-tack-cocks. So don’t get offended when I politely tell you to go fist yourself when you lecture me about speed.
I used to have a ’98 Lancer coupe a few years back. It was a decent little weak bucket – but it always went, and for a youngin, that’s good enough. Now most fags would go put chromies on, and a cannon, and ‘pimp’ out the tail lights or what ever. All I did was get a decent set of 15” mags with some good tyres, and put some cross drilled and slotted rotors with some decent pads on up front. The little white machine could stop on a fuckin dime. It weighed about as much as your mum’s left tit, and the brakes were fuckin sweet.
One day, some dickless nigger-fucking cock jockey cut me off about 4m in front of me. It was a relatively sharp corner and had 2 lanes, which turned back into one about 30m after the corner finished. There was a long line of traffic (as it was a single lane before the corner) and as soon as the 2nd lane appeared, I dropped it into 2nd and went to over take a dozen people on the inside (it’s a 70 zone, the recommended speed for the corner is 40, and I was taking the corner at about 80). I was just coming up to the apex of the corner when Mr IDB just cut from the outside lane right in front of me….and he was doing about 50.
I applied the brakes and shaved off 30 clicks in no time, but ended up rather very close the back of his jew mobile. I mean, the knob gobbler just cut me off ffs! I’m still just touching the brakes, and this sack starts to slow down….40….35…30…all the other cars are overtaking us in the left lane. I back off and give the syph bag some room. He proceeds to speed up to about 55 and so do i….. he is really pissing me off now and all I want to do is fucking get to where I’m going. There is also a huge line of traffic made up of pissed off cunts behind us cos we’re going so fucking slow.
The arse rapist then points over his roof to the side of the road and then proceeds to pull over – I think ‘WTF is the cock bag smoking’ and drop it a gear and get up to the limit and continue on my way. Just as I pass him, he cuts off some other poor cunt who was thinking the same as me, and then the cock cowboy puts his high beams on and proceeds to fill my rear view with his bulbar and spotties.
He does this for about 1km while I do the speed limit, and then when we get to two lanes again he roars up next to me and starts shouting something at me about him having no cock and not being able to fulfil his wifes needs or something like that. Also offers to follow me and smash my head in. I decline his offer and advise him that doing so could land him in jail. He then proceeds to swerve at me, trying to run me off the road. Still, there are dozens of cars behind us, trying to get past this fuck stain.
He eventually does cut in front of me again, forcing me to stop. He is blocking both lanes again, and all the traffic is stopped behind us. I’ve pulled up about 15m behind him; and he gets out of his ego machine – the dude is large, and very pissed off. He is inviting me to get out and come talk with his fists.
I had a couple of options – one; run the cunt down, and smash his legs between my bonnet and the side of his car (damaging my car, which wouldn’t have been cool). Two, get out and produce my 25” telescopic security baton and proceed to shatter his knee caps and his face; or alternately grab my knife and stab the cunt in the heart. OR, my other option was to not go to jail for teaching some over-psyched, under-sexed vaginal blood-fart of a dickhead a lesson he wouldn’t soon forget.
I took that option and drove on the dirt to get around the fucker.
He was ranting that I was tailgating him, and that I had endangered the small children he had in the car. He was the one that didn’t indicate and that just pulled out in front of me while I was obviously over taking, and then continued to endanger his (read: the milkman/pool boy/postman’s) kids lives by driving like a tool and trying to fight some poor cunt who he almost crushed in his 2t+ maiming machine.
Fuck that shit! I took the ‘pussy option’ because it wasn’t worth me going to jail for killing the guy (with witnesses present), because he sure as hell wasn’t going to lay a finger on me. Fuck that nigger loving cunt for forcing me to make that decision in the first place.
And as for bikes – I always try to look out for you, but it’s hard when you cunts are always weaving in and out of traffic (I know that all of you don’t do it, but there are enough cunts that do, to piss me off).
There, I think I said everything I wanted to.
ken2903
03-07-08, 08:41 PM
fuckhead, lol.
I too am a softcock just like Nelso...
Fixed.
sejanus
03-07-08, 09:37 PM
christ what a load of drivel
BundyBeej
03-07-08, 09:38 PM
Fixed.
Tis true, i'm not man enough to take it in the arse from a cell mate like you can.
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phat-turbo
03-07-08, 09:53 PM
bundy.... your post was by far too articulated for this section of pf.... moreso, your grammar and spelling is by far too good for pf in general...
you fail, 1/10 ... and you only scored 1 because im a bogan and thought maybe bundybeej means you like gods finest, black tar bundy rumbo
MartyXF
03-07-08, 09:56 PM
So looks like Nelso's bf has come in to defend his partners honour.
Kinda romantic?
tripper
03-07-08, 10:04 PM
bundy.... your post was by far too articulated for this section of pf.... moreso, your grammar and spelling is by far too good for pf in general...
you fail, 1/10 ... and you only scored 1 because im a bogan and thought maybe bundybeej means you like gods finest, black tar bundy rumbo
im going to guess that he likes giving Blow jobs with a mouth full of bundy hence the name
BundyBeej
03-07-08, 10:09 PM
bundy.... your post was by far too articulated for this section of pf.... moreso, your grammar and spelling is by far too good for pf in general...
you fail, 1/10 ... and you only scored 1 because im a bogan and thought maybe bundybeej means you like gods finest, black tar bundy rumbo
ha, my bad. Will try to spell not so goodly from now on.
And correct, Bundy stads for the holiest of drinks! I'll make sure i've had a few of them before i post next.
thanks for bringing this thread back up. i got new tyres today so plenty of skids all over the coast, hope u guys spot me so u can teach me a lesson or two because i'm sure you'd all be as quick witted in real life, just like you are sitting on the reply screen waiting for something funny to pop in ur head
BundyBeej
03-07-08, 10:12 PM
im going to guess that he likes giving Blow jobs with a mouth full of bundy hence the name
that's original. No really, never heard that exact one before.
BundyBeej
03-07-08, 10:17 PM
thanks for bringing this thread back up. i got new tyres today so plenty of skids all over the coast, hope u guys spot me so u can teach me a lesson or two because i'm sure you'd all be as quick witted in real life, just like you are sitting on the reply screen waiting for something funny to pop in ur head
Quick or dim?
Good luck with those skids! I hear the cops like to give awards for that shit.
italics = sarcasm. its a pf rule
x2 , your lucky it wasnt Uncle you were tailgating , he would've broken your finger off and stabbed you with it , then used your fingernail as a screwdriver to de-tune your POS falcon.
:rotflol::rotflol:
Deus Ex
04-07-08, 08:44 AM
Fuck me, it takes balls (or lack of brains) to come onto PF and tell us how you are totally rad and awsome at drivign around cutns with only 9 posts.
Sicarius123
04-07-08, 08:57 AM
Bundybeej should of started his own rant.
BundyBeej
04-07-08, 09:01 AM
italics = sarcasm. its a pf rule
sorry, didnt know i had to point out the sacasm - forgot some people need a helping hand in recognising shit.
Fuck me, it takes balls (or lack of brains) to come onto PF and tell us how you are totally rad and awsome at drivign around cutns with only 9 posts.
yes, cos nothing ever happened in my life before joining PF - so i wouldnt have anything to say untill ive been on here for ages.
BundyBeej
04-07-08, 09:04 AM
Bundybeej should of started his own rant.
im probly banned from doing that now - they're too easy to read, what with all the grammar and shit, need to cunt them up some more and shit.
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Deus Ex
04-07-08, 09:20 AM
That pic needs more explanation...
Tom Foolery
04-07-08, 12:19 PM
That pic needs more explanation...
Looks like a chop.
nah its real. dude apparently tried to take a short cut across fields and up a dirt berm over train tracks - didn't make it.
dont hijack my thread. cunts.
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Peter...
05-07-08, 07:07 PM
dont hijack my thread. cunts.
Pfft, fucker was going nowhere anyway. Rant better next time cunt.
tripper
05-07-08, 07:13 PM
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bike riders who kick my doors get run over.
just though id add a big fuck you idiot in reply to the negativity towards bike riders.
that is all.
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But when some incompetent mutherfucking arse eating cock bag is doing 10-20km under the speed limit, I will get sufficiently close to the rear of the car, and proceed to fill up the entire lane (left to right) in the hope that they’re just off with the fairies and they’ll notice me and speed up to the limit.
You've got a horn why don't you use it? Rather than hope they notice you?
What shits me is when these cunt stains get all high and mighty and tap their brakes or wave me off in the mirror because I’m to close. How bout you do the fucking speed limit you syphilitic pile of excrement!
You realise it's a speed limit? and not a speed minimum? that being said if it's safe to do the limit then everybody should be around it. I tend to do within within a couple of kays of it either way.
PS I concur with uncle that you are fucking idiot.
tremolo
05-08-08, 03:52 PM
This explains a lot: http://www.performanceforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=840067723&postcount=51
I have gone out about 2-3 times and have got 1 root this year. we're 1/3rd of the way through the year and i have gone out and fucked 1 bird. do you wanna know how blue my balls are?
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