Dear PF.

[Peter...]

An open letter to the PF Community.

I'm fucking sick of you whiney, shit-talking arrogant self important fuckstains who couldn't even fucking put your fucking pathetic egos aside for 2 and a half fucking femtoseconds to consider the other cunts point of view. WELL FUCK YOURSELVES HARD IN A BUSHFIRE YOU CUNTS. You think you're so fucking special well you fucking AREN'T you matter about as much as how often dave gets drunk per week. You've upset my previously well-balanced and calm sense of humour with your fucking wanker, 13 year old girlfriend-magaizine-reading schoolgirl on the rag attitudes if one FUCKING TWENTIETH of you fucken internet tuffcunts said the same shit in a pub to someone I'd fucken buy the whole place a round of fucking KEGS and fucken lol my way out of the joint on a fucking golden unicorn. WHEN did this fucken place turn into a bunch of martyxf's circle jerking each other into irrelevance? Fuck me, stop with this fucking pathetic horseshit you cuntfarts. I'd rather set my arsehole on fire and put the fucking cunt out with an angry rhinocerous than see another pretend hardcunt attempt to string together a fucking halfarsed overused insult that wasn't funny to begin with and is about as funny as a beige wall now.This fucking place used to be decent, now its the same fucking threads and posts over and fucking over and over and the same jokes and the same fucking lame, pissweak fucking hardcase attitude. Get over yourselves you fucking cocksuckers and shut the fuck up. Think before you fucking write you shitspouting morons.

Love always,
Pete

[Coffin]

here we go again *rollseyes*

[ALLMTR]

Nice 8/10

I wholeheartedly agree

What is it about?

[Peter...]

here we go again *rollseyes*

What? Whats your fucking problem princess? Don't like my fucking opinion thats fucking fantastic, but why fucking e-stalk me in here whenever I get the shits?

Besides. I'm right. I've never been more fucking right in my entire life.

[Coffin]

Because you seem to get the shits more than a westerner eating a dodgy hot indian curry.

Maybe you should get some help or something .... seriously

[F|sh]

damo,


you quote should read

F|sh is not just the kind of guy that will step over the line in a delicate situation, He's the guy that will jump past it, shit on it, set it on fire, go down on it while it's having its period and then tell his friends about it!

[HoonBoy]

+1

There is more to life then calling someone a cunt and thinking it is amusing.

[rowdytoot]

Tell it to the fairies at the bottom of the garden that you so vehemently believe in, you inbred, oxygen thieving cunt.

I just wish someone herd all the brain dead, deluded religious cunts in the world into an enclosed space and gas them.

[Peter...]

Epic endorsement, thanks rowdy.

[2ofdem]

http://cueballcol.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/fonz.jpg

May the Fonz be with you.

[Coffin]

damo,


you quote should read

Changed.

I think discussion of my sig is better than the bullshit rant in this thread

[Coffin]

I actually decided to read your pissy rant

if one FUCKING TWENTIETH of you fucken internet tuffcunts said the same shit in a pub to someone I'd fucken buy the whole place a round of fucking KEGS ...... This fucking place used to be decent, now its the same fucking threads and posts over and fucking over and over and the same jokes and the same fucking lame, pissweak fucking hardcase attitude.

Firstly I can tell you that Rowdy and I have called numerous people fucking cunts at our regular drinking hole.

Secondly, if you dont like PF anymore, get the fuck out.

[Peter...]

Well I guess you two probably deserve a prize then.

[Coffin]

Is the first prize "Peter shuts the fuck up and stops whining"? ... if so please deliver

[BoganDAVE]

cheer up emo kid!

[BoganDAVE]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/02/PleaseEmos.jpg

[tipper]

i agree, there are plenty of people here who wouldnt talk face to face with people the way they post here. however it says more about a person who accepts being treated this way and keeps coming back.

[BoganDAVE]

I think PF needs to sponsor a plane ticket for Peter to the evening of cunts, every party needs a drunk sad emo

[Nitephyre]

What's all this then?

[Coffin]

So far im thinking I won my prize

[carazy]

ummm getting pissy about people calling people cunts etc and then posting a big fucking tear jerker calling people cunts and wishing they die?

Iron much?

and shame for not posting the offending thread.

[Dicko]

Unresolved sexual tension ?

[MartyXF]

Peter there is nothing wrong with the people of PF attempting to gain some resemblance of self-confidence back after the media, women and society in general tell them all day every day that they should be pussies.

You will find that the "male" movement will continue to grow, if you find this threatening to your way of life feel free to write a poem about it, I bet you already did.

The pointless and without any real intent use of the C word is getting a bit old but whatever gets them going.

[BoganDAVE]

you need to buy a guitar and write a folk song.

[stupid_cunt]

CUNT

[gianttomato]

My name is Peter
I take it in the bleater
I don't like it when people say cunt
I cut myself but the razor was blunt

[BoganDAVE]

My name is Peter
I take it in the bleater
I don't like it when people say cunt
I cut myself but the razor was blunt

I always thought you were a gay
but you wrote a funnny poem, okay.

[gianttomato]

When are you coming to Melbourne? We should eat a cow and get pissed.

[BoganDAVE]

We shall, give it time, I need to think of a good Haiku to celebrate the occasion (my parents live in Melb, I must visit some time) plus I think I need to eat at Vlados

[gianttomato]

Goodo, excellent.

[FatBoy]

My name is Peter
I take it in the bleater
I don't like it when people say cunt
I cut myself but the razor was blunt

:rotflol:

May i add a 2nd verse ?


My name is Peter
I'm my own meat beater.

Yes i'm built like a runt
And cry at the word "cunt"

I take it in the pooper
And drive an n/a Supra

I believe in our Lord
But prefer swallowing sword

[MartyXF]

Looks like one good thing came out of this thread, a new relationship.

[msmola2002]

tl; dr

No seriously, I got NFI what the hell is going on here :p

[MartyXF]

:rotflol:

May i add a 2nd verse ?


My name is Peter
I'm my own meat beater.

Yes i'm built like a runt
And cry at the word "cunt"

I take it in the pooper
And drive an n/a Supra

I believe in our Lord
But prefer swallowing sword

:worship:

haha FB is on fire today

[gianttomato]

My name is Peter
I'm my own meat beater.

Yes i'm built like a runt
And cry at the word "cunt"

I take it in the pooper
And drive an n/a Supra

I believe in our Lord
But prefer swallowing sword

I bow to the master!:worship:

[BoganDAVE]

I find FB's poetry derivative and strained (kind of like Peter's life)

[Peter...]

I'm loving the fact that I'm called emo for calling you cunts on being pissweak lame fucking old insult using dickheads. Fuck you all. I don't give a fuck how many people say cunt or how often. How am I fucking emo for calling you cunts on being pissweak? Oh and marty, its got nothing to do with any fucking "male movement" (which is nonfuckingexistant) and its got everything to do with fucking keyboard warriors pretending they're tough cunts, and needlessly insulting people rather than having a look at their point of view. Fuck you dave, fuck you coffin, fuck you carazy, fuck you giantpushbikefag, fuck everybody who thinks I'm fucking wrong, you cunts can all eat a fucking cock my point still stands, you fuckheads wouldn't say a fucking quarter of the shit you do in real life.

[BoganDAVE]

emo whaaaaaaaaaa.

come out for a drink, have a hissy fit like this, see what happens

[gianttomato]

Another verse

My name is Peter
for some cock I am eager

Before the Lord I genuflect
after the priest touches me I must disinfect

The word cunt worries me so
another man I must blow

I am dirty, myself I must punish
another shiny dome to polish

Edo may be an AMG fanboi
but I'm more interested in V8tfcorty's ladyboy

[FatBoy]

I'm loving the fact that I'm called emo for calling you cunts on being pissweak lame fucking old insult using dickheads. Fuck you all. I don't give a fuck how many people say cunt or how often. How am I fucking emo for calling you cunts on being pissweak? Oh and marty, its got nothing to do with any fucking "male movement" (which is nonfuckingexistant) and its got everything to do with fucking keyboard warriors pretending they're tough cunts, and needlessly insulting people rather than having a look at their point of view. Fuck you dave, fuck you coffin, fuck you carazy, fuck you giantpushbikefag, fuck everybody who thinks I'm fucking wrong, you cunts can all eat a fucking cock my point still stands, you fuckheads wouldn't say a fucking quarter of the shit you do in real life.

Stop all the hate
It's just not worth it mate

You know it's in jest
So don't puff out your chest

Don't be a sook, you sound like a moll
We'll hammer you, that's how we roll

Remember this is PF, it's all about shock
So back on your knees, devour more cock

[gianttomato]

hahaha:rotflol:

[MartyXF]

The ownage is strong in this thread.

[gianttomato]

Peter of PF is my name
NA Supra led to my fame

When I hear cunt I get angina
I'd much prefer you use vagina

I believe swearing makes baby Jesus cry
me from a man's arms you would need to pry

Raw steak and wine I will not eat
vegetarian dishes are a treat

I run to the bathroom to get a blade
Oh PF how I have been betrayed

[FatBoy]

Come on GT, now it's not fair to pry,
Each to their own, for cum in the eye

And so the priest smiled, as he dispensed with his frock
Bent Peter over, and gave him his cock

He accepted with glee
Said more jism for me

As he came to the end he said with a grunt
Do whatever you want, just don't call me cunt

[gianttomato]

I cannot possibly beat that!:D

[angels666]

A couple of you certainly have some hidden talents! :yup:

[gianttomato]

Peter Peter is my name
taking cock is my game

A man's cock I love to suck
a girl's cunt I do not fuck

I write poetry to impress my man friend
I take it to the hilt when I bend

The priest's phallus it does delight
my mouth back and forth it does excite

Firmer and firmer till you explode
in my mouth I take his load

So here I am posting in "rants"
with the Lord's spooge all over my pants

[oxy]

My name is Peter...
I like to molest my pet feret
I like to cross dress
My real name is Peter Wherrett

p.s - your sigma ate the big one

[3gig4me]

OMFG this is the funniest shit in ages! Im tearing up - almost as funny as Pantsman from Coffin yesterday!

[BundyBeej]

Wow.

That is all.

[tremolo]

Hey yo, hey yo

Peter is a SNAG
He busts into PF all like "hey can somebody hold my handbag"
And then when people call him a fag,
He acts like a bitch on the rag
"Don't you know I've got feelings, why you gotta nag?"
He got an NA Supra because he doesn't like turbo lag
Or maybe he is actually just a fag
And likes to gag on another guys stag

And we out yo

[BoganDAVE]

Hey yo, hey yo

Peter is a SNAG
He busts into PF all like "hey can somebody hold my handbag"
And then when people call him a fag,
He acts like a bitch on the rag
"Don't you know I've got feelings, why you gotta nag?"
He got an NA Supra because he doesn't like turbo lag
Or maybe he is actually just a fag
And likes to gag on another guys stag

And we out yo

Can I have your postal address? Cause I need to send you an invoice for having my eyes steam cleaned after reading that wigger rap.

[gianttomato]

Hey yo, hey yo

Peter is a SNAG
He busts into PF all like "hey can somebody hold my handbag"
And then when people call him a fag,
He acts like a bitch on the rag
"Don't you know I've got feelings, why you gotta nag?"
He got an NA Supra because he doesn't like turbo lag
Or maybe he is actually just a fag
And likes to gag on another guys stag

And we out yo

Many many awesomes.

[tremolo]

Don't hate the player, hate the game

[Bogan]

http://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2006/05/crybaby.jpgmid.jpg

I cannot possibly beat that!:DThese words I am sure Peter has never said,
I'm sure he loves to beat it even more than he loves to give head.

[Bermo]

:lol:

[FLI355]

FatBoy on fire man, fuck that's some funny shit.

[edo]

haha.

So done anything you might regret?

[walkie]

Dear PF, My name is Peter
As y'all know I'm a frequent cock eater
I love to post rants
cos I'm small in the pants
Now where is my cat so I can meat 'er?

[Coffin]

vote for pool room?

[gianttomato]

Dear PF, Peter they call me
under the altar the priests adore me

In my loose arse, it goes in to the hilt
on PF rants, at windmills I tilt

All day and all night I rant and I rave
but you all know it's cock that I crave

But don't cry for me now PF brothers
I'll make lame jokes about how I fucked your mothers

[tremolo]

Hey yo, hey yo

Sometimes my love for PF fades
Maybe it's just because I've got AIDS
Or maybe it's because I'm as black as the ace of spades
It makes me want to pull out my razor blades
Like I did when in school I got bad grades
Life is so tough I need a maid
It's like I never get paid
Goodbye PF I should never have stayed
I am a massive gaylord sooky girls blouse

And we out

[3gig4me]

Yo, hey whats happening dudes
Im a raving homo, but thats between me and you
Chowing down on cocks wherever I go
Gotta love the taste when the priest blows
One of these days Im a gunna stop
But for now I just love sooking and sucking cock

[gianttomato]

Peter the fag called me an e-stalker
but PF knows he's the shit talker

Whinging and whining, you'd think he's a kid
I'd rather read about the giant squid

Bosons, muons, Hadron collider
Peter is the big cock rider

Peter is clearly a little bit twitty
this brings to an end my little ditty

[Bogan]

That Peter fellow he loves to eat cocks,
doesn't slice pepperoni his butt ain't a money box.

On the day he realised that he was gay,
he listed his arse 'No Reserve' on eBay.

He waited for the price to rise but it never did,
so now it's available on Winningbid.

[gianttomato]

Some people would call this poetic justice.

[FatBoy]

ibpeterneverfuckingrantsagain

Wow. I wasn't even drinking last night. Look out tonight Pete...

Some of you guys have da skillz... :worship:

-------------------

Before i go
Just a short note
About Pete loving man juice
Shot straight down his throat

He rants and he raves,
He calls me a heathen,
But i'm not the one
Guzzling litres of semen

He preaches love and peace
But then calls me a cunt
When it comes to rants
He's just not in the hunt

And now i must go
But i'll be back i am sure
As the priest did to Pete,
I'll unload on him more...

[gianttomato]

That is your best work yet.

[Bogan]

Did someone upgrade the forum version?

[Fondles]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha this thread delivers.... top stuff guys,gays and girls...

[Dicko]

Before i go
Just a short note
About Pete loving man juice
Shot straight down his throat

He rants and he raves,
He calls me a heathen,
But i'm not the one
Guzzling litres of semen

He preaches love and peace
But then calls me a cunt
When it comes to rants
He's just not in the hunt

And now i must go
But i'll be back i am sure
As the priest did to Pete,
I'll unload on him more...



I hereby award you a Nobel Literature prize for that one, good work

http://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/200611/images/nobel_medal.jpg

[Vicko]

Tell it to the fairies at the bottom of the garden that you so vehemently believe in, you inbred, oxygen thieving cunt.

I just wish someone herd all the brain dead, deluded religious cunts in the world into an enclosed space and gas them.

I dont really know the background on this thread, but I'm assuming its something to do with religion? Either way comments like that are just ignorant, juvenile and pathetic, not to mention particularly insulting to anyone who might be jewish.

I hope there's a joke Im missing..

[FatBoy]

Vicko, nah, it's just giving Pete a serve re his recent rants mate.

And he's a prime candidate to cop some flack given his love and compassion for others -
Exhibit a) - http://www.performanceforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=840169213&postcount=14

As for Rowdy's post yeah, a bit much. I think they dated once...

[Vicko]

Right I havent been following the recent rants much.. so I'm outta the loop - So these aren't the droids I'm looking for? Move along then?

[edo]

Vicko, mate...youre up on the defensive a tad arent you?

Read his first post...I dont get the religious bit either but its obviously some other thread...its the first post in this one that has resulted in much hilarity.

When you getting the blade? Lets go for a ride...if I go with you I might not get rained on as much.

[gianttomato]

This thread is about serving it up to Peter...:gay:

Young Nelso we love to mock and ridicule
and that guy whose avatar is a spinning molecule*

But now we have a new cause to promote
Peter, whose arse the priests motor boat

With values so liberal and carefree
his NA Supra provides liberty

He cries about his spilt chardonnay
we find this nonsense tres passe

All over PF he spits his venom
yet his shit is aged like stonewash denim

Get a life, emo, go get a life
take to your wrists with a knife

He quoted me today in his sig
you need to do better to have a dig

Bitch and moan, whine all you want
we all think you're a cunt.


Werd. Peace out.





*spinning molecule avatar is actually cool - I needed something to rhyme with "ridicule".

[MartyXF]

So much ownage, so many lols, love it.

[Vicko]

Vicko, mate...youre up on the defensive a tad arent you?

Read his first post...I dont get the religious bit either but its obviously some other thread...its the first post in this one that has resulted in much hilarity.

When you getting the blade? Lets go for a ride...if I go with you I might not get rained on as much.

I guess I'm just getting tired of the religious bashing.. its like all the people who used to argue that V8s were better than 4s (and visa versa) have finally woken up that it was a stupid argument and have moved on to another stupid argument.. they just havent caught on yet that this one is stupid too :) Its not like Im a bible basher, I just find the whole thing tends to go too far at some point, and the ones who are arguing the most are generally the most ignorant.

I wont be getting my new bike till after the GP.. but yeah we should go for a ride - have I mentioned how good the new blade is :)

[xwavgas]

Where the Fuck is Uncle in all of this?

And why is Peter so angry?

It's not like PF is his life and this somehow affects your day to day operation, except sometimes you will remember something funny at a later date and some one asks you 'Whats so funny?'

Never mind.

[Nitephyre]

Religion makes people angry and blow shit up as well as nail a carpenters son to a wooden cross. Ironic, really.

[FatBoy]

Now come on guys
So he has an imaginary friend
And he likes fairytales,
With his busted rear end

We laugh at the man
And joke he has no brain
But the man cops anal
Why laugh at his pain ?

He has not posted lately
I guess he's just mad
He's talking upstairs
It's really quite sad

We shouldn't laugh
Perhaps he's not gay
But straight men own turbos
N/A - oh no way

He's quite a clever boy
His rants are just tricks
It's all a charade
He really wants dicks

So he rants and he raves
But does nothing with class
It's almost as if
He wants us on his arse

So where do we go
Have we run out of wit ?
It's almost as if
He likes copping our shit

So Peter i'm done
It's almost time to quit
So i'll end this post -
With you're a fuckwit !

[ken2903]

An open letter to the PF Community.

I'm fucking sick of you whiney, shit-talking arrogant self important fuckstains who couldn't even fucking put your fucking pathetic egos aside for 2 and a half fucking femtoseconds to consider the other cunts point of view. WELL FUCK YOURSELVES HARD IN A BUSHFIRE YOU CUNTS. You think you're so fucking special well you fucking AREN'T you matter about as much as how often dave gets drunk per week. You've upset my previously well-balanced and calm sense of humour with your fucking wanker, 13 year old girlfriend-magaizine-reading schoolgirl on the rag attitudes if one FUCKING TWENTIETH of you fucken internet tuffcunts said the same shit in a pub to someone I'd fucken buy the whole place a round of fucking KEGS and fucken lol my way out of the joint on a fucking golden unicorn. WHEN did this fucken place turn into a bunch of martyxf's circle jerking each other into irrelevance? Fuck me, stop with this fucking pathetic horseshit you cuntfarts. I'd rather set my arsehole on fire and put the fucking cunt out with an angry rhinocerous than see another pretend hardcunt attempt to string together a fucking halfarsed overused insult that wasn't funny to begin with and is about as funny as a beige wall now.This fucking place used to be decent, now its the same fucking threads and posts over and fucking over and over and the same jokes and the same fucking lame, pissweak fucking hardcase attitude. Get over yourselves you fucking cocksuckers and shut the fuck up. Think before you fucking write you shitspouting morons.

Love always,
Pete

+ 1/2

I agree with the sentiment but your delivery sucked.

As for the responses, some of them are a little funny but most are just nasty even for this place.

[crack]

You join PF with a score of none
And earn respect points with lolz and good fun

Pete you’ve earnt your respect; don’t spoil it now
By revealing, in detail, the cocks that you’ve plowed

In case you forgot this is a forum about cars
Not about heaven, shit rants and your arse

Don’t listen to them Pete your supra is gnarly
Like a three cylinder charade, with stock stroke and carby

Time to settle down and get on with your life
Take the priest’s position; give yours to your wife

Don’t “flick” away your chance of success
You only get one shot in the land of PF

[Fondles]

fuckin brilliant guys... best thread ever.

[BoganDAVE]

You join PF with a score of none
And earn respect points with lolz and good fun

Pete you’ve earnt your respect; don’t spoil it now
By revealing, in detail, the cocks that you’ve plowed

In case you forgot this is a forum about cars
Not about heaven, shit rants and your arse

Don’t listen to them Pete your supra is gnarly
Like a three cylinder charade, with stock stroke and carby

Time to settle down and get on with your life
Take the priest’s position; give yours to your wife

Don’t “flick” away your chance of success
You only get one shot in the land of PF


gay rhyme, fucking weak, massive fail, you should be banned.

[oxy]

its like all the people who used to argue that V8s were better than 4s

I'm still arguing after all these years

[BoganDAVE]

I'm still arguing after all these years

No argument here, no point arguing with correctness.

If you said welds were better than convos I would be all over that shit like a Greek weightlifter on steroids

[gianttomato]

+ 1/2

Ken2903, your opinion is free
On the matter of Peter, we must disagree

Peter I'm a doctor, I present you with fact
It's one way traffic for the digestive tract

So when in your rectum you take that cock
it's medical science that you mock

It's somewhat trite, a little banal
think about what goes in your anal canal

You were compared to uncle, king of the rants
the bitches know what lurks in his pants

Lawn mower, broken finger, LS1, GT40
we're here to tell you NA Supra ain't sporty

Nor is your pissant tryhard whining
Another cock's dome you need to be shining

So don't be angry, don't be pissed
You're now on my PF buddy list

[bernie-rx7]

Let me have a go;

Sorry Peter sorry old mate
PF is king and you're just the bait

Whats your cycle? you're obviously bleeding,
That time of month your hormones are screaming

My wife says that nurofen settles her down
take some of that you fucking arse clown

Why have a moan, why have a whinge?
PF didn't change its you that's the bitch

so get up off the floor you blubbering mess
grab whats left of your cock and remember what it is

you're a man for fuck sake, get a fucking grip
you've been here too long to let standards slip.

so they call you a cunt so they call you a name
cyberboy tough guys they're all the same

turn the cheek and give some back is the motto
then down to the pub all good mates getting blotto

Dont cry about PF like a silly young pup
Take some cement and harden the fuck up! :D

[oxy]

No argument here, no point arguing with correctness.

Lay some skin brother


If you said welds were better than convos I would be all over that shit like a Greek weightlifter on steroids

Even Boothy knows Convos are better than Welds, hence the reason he tried to swap his Welds for Convos. Hell, didn't he even try and swap Welds for a set of FR simmons to suit a datto. That's how gay Welds are

[23Kev]

fucking awesome thread boys....

keep them rhymes going!

[Asteroid]

The resident hard men of PF expressing themselves through poem? :oh:

Chillax Peter, it's the internet.

[Billzilla]

The resident hard men of PF expressing themselves through poem? :oh:

Seems kinda ghey to me.
These things should be expressed in terms of lots of revs and huge burn-outs.

[gianttomato]

Asteroid Billzilla why be so terse?
It's Peter the one who's perverse

[Billzilla]

Asteroid Billzilla why be so terse?
It's Peter the one who's perverse

1EY7lYRneHc

[gianttomato]

Alas my friend I am dismayed
Youtube through work cannot be played

[Billzilla]

http://autobremsen.dk/userfiles/topfueler.jpg

STFU.

[pony power]

I can't beleive i missed this thread. Some people are fucked in the head.

[crack]

gay rhyme, fucking weak, massive fail, you should be banned.

at least i had a crack at it
unlike your post-whoring dribbly shit

go fuck some bike bars with your face
two single legged cars? how does the cock taste?

why don't you regurgitate some more finance 101
has 1st year economics at uni been fun?

i forgot, it's saturday you're probably drunk
drowning your sorrows with another man's spunk

faggot

[BoganDAVE]

at least i had a crack at it
unlike your post-whoring dribbly shit

go fuck some bike bars with your face
two single legged cars? how does the cock taste?

why don't you regurgitate some more finance 101
has 1st year economics at uni been fun?

i forgot, it's saturday you're probably drunk
drowning your sorrows with another man's spunk

faggot

did I fuck your mum or something?

b.t.w. you drive a modified v6 commodore, you FTL!

[Monk]

What's with all the two line poetry stuff?

[gianttomato]

Dear Retromonk, it's not what you think
It's probably best you read this link.

http://www.performanceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67233644

[Monk]

Now you see that just ends up with an endless loop of thread linking...

From what I could remember of high school English, I just thought poetry could have more than two lines in a verse or something.

[sketchypiMp]

I actually had a laugh at Peter's first post, i figured it was meant to be taken in jest like the rest of PF. Guess some people cant distinguish between the internet and real life.

at least i had a crack at it
unlike your post-whoring dribbly shit

go fuck some bike bars with your face
two single legged cars? how does the cock taste?

why don't you regurgitate some more finance 101
has 1st year economics at uni been fun?

i forgot, it's saturday you're probably drunk
drowning your sorrows with another man's spunk

faggot

Needs more bus shelter. Still funny though :D

[TJ]

I read the rant, then didnt come back to this until just now.

That, good sirs, is fucking awesome

http://sfbay.redfin.com/blog/files/2007/12/thumbs-up.jpg

[gianttomato]

From Peter today we're yet to hear
I suspect he's nursing his busted rear

On Saturday he was at the Wickham
Finding guys and trying to dick'em

On Sunday he went to confession
the priest yearns for indiscretion

A young man who goes for walks on the beach
and whose favourite colour is peach*

The vicar figures this is a treat
He couldn't pick this up at The Beat

In the back of his NA Supra
he gets jammed in the pooper

Anyway Peter's murmurings we eagerly await
but he's probably happy being man bait.








*read his profile

[FatBoy]

I think it's time
For all is done and dusted
We should leave Pete alone
To guzzle man custard

All the jokes about religion
They are probably unfair
But Pete is cunt
So why should we care ?

I hope he's not too upset
We were just being witty
Come on you poof
No need to get shitty

With his angry petty rants
He has created his own tomb
So should we farewell this thread
It's time for pool room ?

[Jim]

The puns are atrocious and harsh
the responses vary from lame to terse
Cracka would get his arse kicked by Stan Marsh
A sign this place has gone from sad to verse.

Now I'm aware of my poetry limitations
and I agree it's a poor demonstration,
so fuck you.

[Bogan]

This bloke from PF we call Peter...
seems to guzzle down jizz by the litre.
We can tell from his rant
he needs a heterosexuality implant
to make him not so much of a massive cock eater.

[gianttomato]

Fat Boy and Jim, I must agree
I've enjoyed your witty repartie

It seems the one who didn't
is Peter, the PF wunder kind

It has been fun to write this prose
like the niggas say, "Bros before hos!"

But the time has come to let this pass
and Peter to heal his weary arse

Allow this thread death in The Pool Room
whenceforth it shall not be exhumed.

[Billzilla]

http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Miscellaneous/kaboom.jpg

Fags.

[rowdytoot]

I dont really know the background on this thread, but I'm assuming its something to do with religion? Either way comments like that are just ignorant, juvenile and pathetic, not to mention particularly insulting to anyone who might be jewish.

I hope there's a joke Im missing..

fuck the jews if they can't take a joke...

nail the cunts to a cross instead. As long as they all die with the rest of the deluded fuckwits I don't really care how.

[cya18r]

roses are red
violets are blue
your rants are teh suck
and so are teh you!