Internet Dating Websites...***NWS PICS ***

[FiXXXeR]

I've never used one, but know many people who have to much success ( relationships, fuck buddy, marriage )

Is it desperate too use such sites? or is it the times we live in I guess are changing, He said there are more females on the sites than males. So females want it more than males!

He uses plentyoffish.com & oasisactive..


Anyone got some good stories??

[psssi98]

No need to use any myself but I see it as a sign of the times that this is not really a weird way to meet someone anymore. Heaps of sluts on there no doubt and as always beware chicks that show photo's from above with heaps of cleavage as they are hiding their gut and bucket arse and trying to trick you. :p

[Jim]

and its in the general section why?

[dirty_sandwich]

always beware chicks that show photo's from above with heaps of cleavage as they are hiding their gut and bucket arse and trying to trick you. :p

^^^ The best advice anyone could give. Last time i fell for that i ended up at this dirty troggs house. She obviously wanted to root because she gave me about 3 packets of condoms that she 'won in a competition'. I stayed for 15 mins to be polite then made an excuse to bail. with 3 packs of free condoms :yup:


But anyway, it's not desperate and you can get results. Just watch out for the crazy ones.

[FiXXXeR]

I might give it a crack get some dirties.. post pics later for you jim

[JabberWocky]

One of my mates could not pull a bird at a pub at 3 am on a half priced shots night but has had 5 roots from adultmatchmaker. Not bad looking women either.

[DATZED]

These sites arnt cheap from what I've heard though......

[tremolo]

Mates brother has put away plenty of slappers from adult friend finder.

He has no dramas pulling birds at clubs (or anywhere for that matter), just does it for a laugh

[dirty_sandwich]

Bugger using one where you have to pay, especially if you're just trying it out. There are free ones around.

[FiXXXeR]

yeah free for sure.. heap of us are gonna give it a crack for a laugh!

[Stevesv8]

Big Shane has had some great suck sess from these sites.....

[Cal]

Who gives a shit where they come from. A fuck is a fuck and no fuck is no joke. :)

[psssi98]

If nothing else you can try all the nasty shit you've always wondered about with some online mole and perfect your technique for the hot bitches hhahaha.

[DATZED]

^^ :rotflol:

[Nafe]

Mate of mine pulled a bird from lavalife, ended up living with her up Newy way for a bit (with her kid! :eek:) Eventually broke it off and started rooting some Brazilian chick he met on adultmatchmaker. Swears by it. His mate goes to speed dating and asks the chicks "Are you here for a root?" If they say yes, he keeps talking, if not, he just drinks his beer and waits for the bell to chime to move to the next chick..... apparently his hit rate is 3 out of 8 on average..... not bad odds really!

[DATZED]

hahha....that is a classic Nafe. Although the uncomfortable silence you have when she answers no would be killer.

[baggins]

More and more people are doing it...

I have heard and spoke to several people now, work colleagues, friends of friends that have met their current partners and fuck buddys alike on these dating sites... and the women folk I speak of are very easy on the eye, even sans beer. I never would of thunk it.

[oxy]

I've done my fair share of internet dating slappers, and am about to get married to one (minus the slapper bit)

[Cal]

More and more people are doing it...

I have heard and spoke to several people now, work colleagues, friends of friends that have met their current partners and fuck buddys alike on these dating sites... and the women folk I speak of are very easy on the eye, even sans beer. I never would of thunk it.

:yup: I know some very hot chicks who are over the bar scene and this is the way. If I were single tomorrow, I'd give it a shot I reckon.

[baggins]

:yup: I know some very hot chicks who are over the bar scene and this is the way. If I were single tomorrow, I'd give it a shot I reckon.

Agreed. :rotflol:

I mean, just think of it as one giant fuck off search filter really - for a fuck, partner etc.

[psssi98]

Yeh chicks these days are over the bullshit and are just looking for like minded people who want some loving without the shit and I guess they figure this is online.

[10sec_rx7]

it works... i know lots of people that use it and the hit rate is pretty high!!

i may or may not have met my wife through one of these sites LOL

[BundyBeej]

I reckon they need to have prerequisits for photos. You must have a mug shot, profile shot, full body shot - front and side.

That way the ugo fat sluts are eliminated straight away - unless you're into that sort of thing. Other wise its all about deception and lies!

I know a few people who have met via myspace/facebook etc, rather than a dedicated 'dating site'. Random friend of a friend, sees that your friend has commented on your photo, they have a look, think you're hot, add you, get to chatting - bam, rooting.

Saves a lot of drama having to pick up while your judgement is impared by liquid courage too.

[Fondles]

A mate over here swears by this site Date Rape In Asia (http://www.dateinasia.com/Search.aspx?g=2&af=18&at=20&c=TH&p=0&o=0) plenty of single Thai sluts looking for a hard farang cock.

[itsnotagsr]

I have a mate of mine who is pretty shy. He uses lavalife and probably goes on 2-3 dates a week. Only downside he says is that there isn't much turnover in the people that are on there.

[oxy]

it works... i know lots of people that use it and the hit rate is pretty high!!

For sure. In the height of my time internet dating, I "met up with" 4 chicks in one weekend, and another 3 over the next fortnight. Heaps easier than going to pub/clubs.

I know about 3-4 years back, there was 1.2 million users registered on rsvp. That's a reasonable % of the over 18 and single (or cheating lol) australian population just on one internet dating website, and would no doubt be even higher In the early days, I think there may have been a stigma associated with online dating, but surely that can no longer exist when so many people are now using it.

[Nafe]

hahha....that is a classic Nafe. Although the uncomfortable silence you have when she answers no would be killer.

From the stories I have heard of the bloke he'd just sit back, drink his beer and look aronud the room as if the other chick wasn't there. Classic!

[psssi98]

Time is short - you have to be brutal. ;)

[dirtyrex]

All this information intrigues me. Easy hookups hey...

[oxy]

All this information intrigues me. Easy hookups hey...

Lucky you posted this post, cause I just scanned over the following post, and thought you made it. Just saw the "dirty" bit :D

^^^ The best advice anyone could give. Last time i fell for that i ended up at this dirty troggs house. She obviously wanted to root because she gave me about 3 packets of condoms that she 'won in a competition'. I stayed for 15 mins to be polite then made an excuse to bail. with 3 packs of free condoms :yup:


But anyway, it's not desperate and you can get results. Just watch out for the crazy ones.

[dirtyrex]

I've seen enough facebook profiles to know how they hide their bodies...

[Coffin]

One of our mates used to have about 3-4 hookups a week from rsvp & stuff like that.

I think he got one of them pregnant, and is now moving in with her

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Met my recently ex gf on there, and the previous 3 friends with benefits on the net. Only ever used free sites as its less loserish that paying for rsvp. The recently ex gf who has decided to "break up nasty" and send vitriolic email/facebook/sms messages was extremely decent looking. I still hold out hope of rekindling the romance when she realises that the drug dealing roidster she rebound dated the day after we broke up, is a pinged kunt and having been done once by the cops for importation, will more than likely get done again. I know Im kidding myself and I know she is messed up in the head, but cant stop caring about her just yet.

So yeah online dating is cool, just know that most of them have baggage, emotional or hugh garse wise.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

oh and was online last night having another crack since im now single, turns out i was talking to a girl in an apartment on the level above mine. so im now invited to one of her "parties", whatever that means..

[sejanus]

I never used it - but i know a guy who had a threesome with 2 gothic chicks via adultmatchmaker

a bit jealous :p

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

meh, gothic chix - the last bastion of the fat aussie white girl who never fitted in at school

ahaha

[dirtyrex]

This sounds like a challenge.
I should see how long it takes to go from registration to my "oh" face.

[10sec_rx7]

This sounds like a challenge.
I should see how long it takes to go from registration to my "oh" face.
go on

post it all up here...

i reckon playa is a massive user of these sites LOL

[|555|]

Last Saturday I got a call from my mate who ask me to be his wingman to meet up with a chick he met on facebook (so he told me).

Anyways we meet this chick, I can best desribe her as looking like Rhianna (with the blueish eyes, dark skin, short hair and 5'10). She's wearing this dress with no bra, tits about to fall out (he had to adjust her a few times during the night)...well also no underwear (as I later found out...god bless low 2 door cars...think paris hilton getting into the SLR :D )

She proceeded to tell me throughout the night that she met him on Oasis (hehehe dirty mate didn't want to tell me) and that she'd been on another date prior but was glad that she ditched the other bloke to come out with us.

Long story short.... fairly messed up chick, was all over me rather than mate, however I dropped them back at his place as I did not want to cut his lunch :D and he banged her till the cows...

My thoughts: Online dating - good for a root, but it's the exception rather than the rule that you wil find a keeper.

I'm still yet to tell mate that I've copped eyefuls of her bits throughout the night (we went to a few places, and each time she sat behind me and when she got in/out of the car, she exposed herself)...and when I dropped them off (he'd drunkenly went inside before her and she'd stayed back and gave me a bit of 'let's catch up and a bit of a feel...to which I told her that mate was waiting on her and she'd best go after him than me).

[psssi98]

As a wingman surely you could have warmed her bits up for your mate and got things started? :p

[10sec_rx7]

or spit roasted her

[psssi98]

Good point Dale - as a wingman you should always carry a deck of cards just in case. ;)

[|555|]

nah - I'm sure that she was well and truely 'warmed up' by the time I dropped them off...you can have lots of fun when you don't drink with drunks...plus age difference (she's 23, 10 years younger, you can play them on a string)

as for the spit - no thanks.. maybe if I was single.

[[ryan]]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-pvfOqrKE

[10sec_rx7]

as for the spit - no thanks.. maybe if I was single.

you left that bit out LOL

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

My thoughts: Online dating - good for a root, but it's the exception rather than the rule that you wil find a keeper.


Hey E, you know that one I spoke to you about? She moved in Sunday week ago and ended it 3 days later so yeah you were right that I should have run a mile...but she was the hottest Ive ever had a relationship with and she knew that and used it to her advantage.

BUT i met a girl at Platform 3 on V-day night when MarkS15 and I were out drinking, she met up with us later at Metropol and I had brunch with her last Sunday, anyway I was sure I knew her from somewhere, so i reactivated my Oasis account and sure enough, there was Platform 3 chick.

[|555|]

Hey E, you know that one I spoke to you about? She moved in Sunday week ago and ended it 3 days later so yeah you were right that I should have run a mile...but she was the hottest Ive ever had a relationship with and she knew that and used it to her advantage.

BUT i met a girl at Platform 3 on V-day night when MarkS15 and I were out drinking, she met up with us later at Metropol and I had brunch with her last Sunday, anyway I was sure I knew her from somewhere, so i reactivated my Oasis account and sure enough, there was Platform 3 chick.

Run a mile was an understatement - I was a bit worried when I saw your status the other day, but looks like that's now in the past.

Like I said to you, just go out there and have a bit of fun, and when you least expect it.... well it seems like that may be the case with P3 chick.

We'll do a night out soon - something more on my turf/venues

[|555|]

you left that bit out LOL


hahaha.....

[baggins]

meh, gothic chix - the last bastion of the fat aussie white girl who never fitted in at school

ahaha

oh dear... if only you knew where things have evolved too.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

oh dear... if only you knew where things have evolved too.


what, there are more of the thin but no tits brigade trying to strap themselves into corsets they dont have the tits to fill out???

i got coerced into going to DV-8 one night in Melbourne (goth/dance night) and yeah, that was some totally weird shit.

[Gammaboy]

PM McBLT for hints

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Run a mile was an understatement - I was a bit worried when I saw your status the other day, but looks like that's now in the past.

Like I said to you, just go out there and have a bit of fun, and when you least expect it.... well it seems like that may be the case with P3 chick.

We'll do a night out soon - something more on my turf/venues

the status where i said I was getting "shacked up" (that was the ex's phrase and she typed it into FB after I just rocked her world ahahah)

yeah I will go out and have fun, but my heart just aint in it at the moment. the ex said aussie girls have whiney accents and I never believed it until i missed her irish accent. P3 chick works for Pac Brands so yeah she might not have a job next week, heh.

definitely down for goin' out your way but be aware I have thrown myself into fitness regime and like you and KHTX3, i dont drink very much at all anymore. found you can still have a good time without getting smashed.

[Gammaboy]

Met my recently ex gf on there, and the previous 3 friends with benefits on the net. Only ever used free sites as its less loserish that paying for rsvp. The recently ex gf who has decided to "break up nasty" and send vitriolic email/facebook/sms messages was extremely decent looking. I still hold out hope of rekindling the romance when she realises that the drug dealing roidster she rebound dated the day after we broke up, is a pinged kunt and having been done once by the cops for importation, will more than likely get done again. I know Im kidding myself and I know she is messed up in the head, but cant stop caring about her just yet.

So yeah online dating is cool, just know that most of them have baggage, emotional or hugh garse wise.

Was that the Bitey one?

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Was that the Bitey one?

yah

[baggins]

what, there are more of the thin but no tits brigade trying to strap themselves into corsets they dont have the tits to fill out???

i got coerced into going to DV-8 one night in Melbourne (goth/dance night) and yeah, that was some totally weird shit.

:gay:

[|555|]

the status where i said I was getting "shacked up" (that was the ex's phrase and she typed it into FB after I just rocked her world ahahah)

yeah I will go out and have fun, but my heart just aint in it at the moment. the ex said aussie girls have whiney accents and I never believed it until i missed her irish accent. P3 chick works for Pac Brands so yeah she might not have a job next week, heh.

definitely down for goin' out your way but be aware I have thrown myself into fitness regime and like you and KHTX3, i dont drink very much at all anymore. found you can still have a good time without getting smashed.

hahaha whiney voices, H says the same thing, however I beg to differ sometimes, that night we caught up at Railway, ended up talking to a Virgin Blue hostie at the other place, and she had a very nice voice...ummm hostie voice....when I left to catch up with you; mates told her that I had gone off to the car to play shennanigans with someone - rather than "gone off down the road to meet up with car guys" - when I got back she bailed me up and asked what I got up to in the car...to which I replied, nothing, which she took as me being smart and she asked what it took to go have "fun in cars"....had to explain to her, no really, I went to catch up with mates, but your offer is tempting, but I'm taken...she didn't know which way to look...then I had to say, it's okay, we can still talk..and the rest of the night I copped, if onlys...

I guess what I'm saying is that when you don't look for it....

[tipper]

S15, now that you are single are you posting up pick of the bolt ons?

[Gammaboy]

Yeah, picsorban of ol'bitey?

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

hahaha whiney voices, H says the same thing, however I beg to differ sometimes, that night we caught up at Railway, ended up talking to a Virgin Blue hostie at the other place, and she had a very nice voice...ummm hostie voice....when I left to catch up with you; mates told her that I had gone off to the car to play shennanigans with someone - rather than "gone off down the road to meet up with car guys" - when I got back she bailed me up and asked what I got up to in the car...to which I replied, nothing, which she took as me being smart and she asked what it took to go have "fun in cars"....had to explain to her, no really, I went to catch up with mates, but your offer is tempting, but I'm taken...she didn't know which way to look...then I had to say, it's okay, we can still talk..and the rest of the night I copped, if onlys...

I guess what I'm saying is that when you don't look for it....

ok just got this message back from her:

"I think it would have been hard to sort our issues. and hard to move on if we are facebook friends too! Maybe someday in the future we can try 2 b friends. In the meantime, wishing u and ur new gf all the best!"


now what the fuck does that mean? she has supposedly been dating a massive roidster guy (who got done hard by the 5-0 a while back) since last thursday (we broke up wednesday night)

and she has written the nastiest emails/sms/fb messages since and then deleted me off fb. there was some sms back and forward yesterday in which she mellowed her hate a LITTLE bit.

after saying she never wanted to see me again a few days back, i now get this.

she does my head in. When she was rubbing it in my face that she was dating a massive muscle bodybuilder, i countered that I had met up with someone as well, who she is now saying is my "new gf"

what do i respond with?

[Gammaboy]

You respond by posting her n000ds here.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

S15, now that you are single are you posting up pick of the bolt ons?

they were all natural and beautiful as hell.

she gave me pix of her with only fishnets and bikini pants on, and then made me delete them off my laptop (i think she knew she was going to end the relationship and didnt want me to have the pix).

when she showed me the pix i said they were hot as hell and looked like something from adultmatchmaker (they looked just like an amateur hot chick in her bedroom mirror pix from AMM) and she just exploded with "are calling me a slut from AMM!?!?"

[Gammaboy]

You can recover that shit no worries. make it happen.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

really?

[dirtyrex]

now what the fuck does that mean?

She's obviously fucking with your head if you can't see it.

It's a "good luck in the future because I sure as fuck won't see you ever again. I'm a cunt but I'd like you to think I'm nice anyway by sending you a friendly message. See you in hell."

[Gammaboy]

http://www.runtime.org/data-recovery-software.htm
Get data back
The it guys here recovered an entire 4gig inbox with it...

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

She's obviously fucking with your head if you can't see it.

It's a "good luck in the future because I sure as fuck won't see you ever again. I'm a cunt but I'd like you to think I'm nice anyway by sending you a friendly message. See you in hell."


I liked it better when I thought she was keeping her options open cos drug/muscle boy she is seeing is 8 years younger than her and is likely to go back to the 21year old models that used to suck his cock?

[JabberWocky]

...MarkS15...

I assume you're BradS15. How many members are there in your club? Is it like voltron and you all combine into one big S15??

Back on track, sorry to hear about your misses. Perfect thread for you cause now you need to get your end away so jump on one of these sites and go nuts. Well get you over that girl quick smart.

[Mr Ed]

Dont wait on the sidelines mate. If shes moved on and then you take her back when things dont work out for her, she will do it again, and again. Been there, done that, will not do again...

Send her back a message that says something like 'Nah that chicks not my GF, just having a bit of fun in the single life again. Good luck with <insertdouchesname here>"

Then everytime he gives her the shits she'll miss the single life and be jealous of you...then will maybe play with your weewee again sometime. (but dont take her back!)

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I assume you're BradS15. How many members are there in your club? Is it like voltron and you all combine into one big S15??

Back on track, sorry to hear about your misses. Perfect thread for you cause now you need to get your end away so jump on one of these sites and go nuts. Well get you over that girl quick smart.

I dont want to get over her. She told me 3 days before it ended that I "fulfilled her like no one else ever has" and marriage/house/kids had all been discussed i.e. what she wanted etc. Fuck, she even had me drawing house plans with her one afternoon.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I assume you're BradS15. How many members are there in your club? Is it like voltron and you all combine into one big S15??

Back on track, sorry to hear about your misses. Perfect thread for you cause now you need to get your end away so jump on one of these sites and go nuts. Well get you over that girl quick smart.


yer that's me. Havent had my S15 in 16 months now so I wouldnt know how many are in MelbS15.com

[ahabthearab]

Whats this? the PF dear dairy?

Fuck her, she's a slut

Get over it

[Gammaboy]

Getdatabacknow + N00000000000000ds!

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Whats this? the PF dear dairy?

Fuck her, she's a slut


I did, many times in various rooms and parts of her house and mine.

There was the right kind of weather conditions and humidity last night that her hand prints on my balcony window showed up (from when we were doing it against the glass) :(

[paule11]

Blokes at work use rsvp.com.au and lava life one unfortunately got married he used to get a lot and had some good stories met a girl on rsvp ended up videoing each other on web cam he was here she was in melbourne .
He got her to get af riend on kiss her suck her tits and growl her out we tried to get a loook at the video but he wouldnt show it as he was recorded down in the left hand corner pulling like a 14 year old who stole a penthouse from the newsagent

[JabberWocky]

There was the right kind of weather conditions and humidity last night that her hand prints on my balcony window showed up (from when we were doing it against the glass)

David: Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?
Amy: Please don’t reminisce about the times we fucked... please. It's so creepy...
David: I wanna take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.
Amy: STOP IT!
David: Stop what?
Amy: This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for like two years man, I don’t wanna date you anymore!
David: You're a whore.
Amy: I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!
David: Hah, this is so us.
Amy: Heheheh... psycho talk.

I'm sorry dude, it was there to take :D

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

David: Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?
Amy: Please don’t reminisce about the times we fucked... please. It's so creepy...
David: I wanna take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.
Amy: STOP IT!
David: Stop what?
Amy: This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for like two years man, I don’t wanna date you anymore!
David: You're a whore.
Amy: I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!
David: Hah, this is so us.
Amy: Heheheh... psycho talk.

I'm sorry dude, it was there to take :D


hey gimme a break, im still pining for lost love. im sure this long weekend with P3 girl will fix that. She said she wants to "cook me breakfast". Whether that actually means breakfast as in eggs and bacon, I dont know yet.

[JabberWocky]

Yeah no harm intended. Fingers crossed for the weekend. Whatever you do, don't talk to her about your ex, or you won't be getting any eggs in the morning.

[Grumpy Rooster]

I met my now wife on RSVP.

To me RSVP (pay sites) or more geared to relationships because you only go on there and pay money if you are seriously after a relationship and free sites are for fuck buddies.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Yeah no harm intended. Fingers crossed for the weekend. Whatever you do, don't talk to her about your ex, or you won't be getting any eggs in the morning.

already did, she knows im damaged goods at the moment, but i know she was on oasis 9 hours after our brunch, checking out other blokes, so yeah we're even :P

[McVLt]

PM McBLT for hints

I have been summoned. Please check sig :D

Facebook is the way to go and fuck paying for anything!!!
- SpeedDate
- Zoosk
- Are you interested
Add those apps. Put up some decent pics. Sit back and wait for them to roll in.

It was my birthday on Sunday, I got the attached... from facebook. lick my nuts :)

[BoganDAVE]

does she know you are 4' tall :p

[BoganDAVE]

Wifes friend got on oasis active at our place the other weekend, she had about 60 hits in about 2 hours, it was ridiculous.

All I was thinking about was how to coerce her into a threesome

[McVLt]

does she know you are 4' tall :p

when I was lying on my back I was 4" tall... wait... what?! :p

[oxy]

Please check sig :D

How many birds you reckon you've met up with/nailed off the net?

[MartyXF]

ok just got this message back from her:

"I think it would have been hard to sort our issues. and hard to move on if we are facebook friends too! Maybe someday in the future we can try 2 b friends. In the meantime, wishing u and ur new gf all the best!"


now what the fuck does that mean? she has supposedly been dating a massive roidster guy (who got done hard by the 5-0 a while back) since last thursday (we broke up wednesday night)

and she has written the nastiest emails/sms/fb messages since and then deleted me off fb. there was some sms back and forward yesterday in which she mellowed her hate a LITTLE bit.

after saying she never wanted to see me again a few days back, i now get this.

she does my head in. When she was rubbing it in my face that she was dating a massive muscle bodybuilder, i countered that I had met up with someone as well, who she is now saying is my "new gf"

what do i respond with?

You could have avoided it all by taking on board the feedback we all gave when we said you were being the GF - it is clear that she had an obvious thirst for manliness and thus went after the massive bodybuilder.

You are basically responsible for her dating a cunt because you were a pussy.

HTH

[McVLt]

- met up with 11
- nailed 5
- got head from 6
- 2 were horrors in real life
- 1 ditched me for her ex
- 1 didn't put out
- 1 was nice but hooked up with another dude
- have only got 1-2 solid casuals out of it, the others hint towards a relationship
- It's awesome living in the city and getting booty called @ 2am by a chick standing in the lobby wanting to know if you want to come let her up for some mad blowies :D

[oxy]

- met up with 11

11? Is that all? ;)

- It's awesome living in the city and getting booty called @ 2am by a chick standing in the lobby wanting to know if you want to come let her up for some mad blowies :D

This does sound good though. I thought you lived at FG

[Gammaboy]

He's only young Oxy... still a long way to go.

[Lexar]

free sites = usually full of scammers
most australian sites = full of scammers
rsvp.com.au = biggest rip off ever.

[08ESE]

rsvp is s fuckin rip off.. stupid rules too

plentyoffish is good coz its free!! ( 100% )

lavalife.com.au was the best i found. ( met my ex there lmao ) stamps are good value and last for eons.

date.com would be great if u wanted a fuckin philipino... get swamped by them!!! its annoying

if a chick is listed as SLIM she will NOT reply unless u are an adonis.

[08ESE]

I have been summoned. Please check sig :D

Facebook is the way to go and fuck paying for anything!!!
- SpeedDate
- Zoosk
- Are you interested
Add those apps. Put up some decent pics. Sit back and wait for them to roll in.

It was my birthday on Sunday, I got the attached... from facebook. lick my nuts :)

zoosk wants fuckin $ now

[oxy]

rsvp used to be good until it got sold a few years back

[Lexar]

thats because fairfax couldn't run a dating site if there life depended on it.

australian market is ripe for new dating sites.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

You could have avoided it all by taking on board the feedback we all gave when we said you were being the GF - it is clear that she had an obvious thirst for manliness and thus went after the massive bodybuilder.

You are basically responsible for her dating a cunt because you were a pussy.

HTH

She told me i was too blokey for her and that she had always dated men who werent as blokey. Whatever the fuck that means...

[TJ]

You respond by posting her n000ds here.

When I met you I thought you seemed like a top bloke.

This only adds to the confirmation of said thoughts.

[McVLt]

This does sound good though. I thought you lived at FG
Yep I did, that's the olds place.
I live in Aurora on Queen st now... "So how about we catch up at the Pig n Whistle for a drink after work?" FTMFW... walk across the road and easy win :D

[Mitchamus]

i have always been intreguid by net dating... i usually pickup when drunk, but latley been wanting something more stable/perm.... im sick of idiot women

on on Facebook, maybe i should try it for roots before rsvp

[Sicarius123]

Met my missus through myspace, saw me on her friends list, added me and started chatting. 3 years later going strong.

Honestly though I reckon you'll find far more relationships started through the whole myspace/facebook thing than you will from the adultmatchmaker type thing.

Adult match maker and the likes are more like a modern day pub pickup except without the beer goggles. More for a root between two horny people than anything else.

Whereas the whole myspace/facebook thing still ends up with you meeting a friend of a friend, or friend of a friend of a friend. Just the modern way of social networking, it's really just an update of the long time "normal people meet their partner through friends".

[tripper]

to the guys that have got a partner of some sorts out of the internet dating site, what do you tell friends and family ?

do tell the truth i meet her thru skanksRus.com or do you say i meet her at the pub/club

[Sicarius123]

The fuck is this shit with bittens15bloke? Ask Bossy?

[MartyXF]

She told me i was too blokey for her and that she had always dated men who werent as blokey. Whatever the fuck that means...

It means your sarcasm detector is broken.

[Lexar]

Met my missus through myspace, saw me on her friends list, added me and started chatting. 3 years later going strong.

Honestly though I reckon you'll find far more relationships started through the whole myspace/facebook thing than you will from the adultmatchmaker type thing.

Adult match maker and the likes are more like a modern day pub pickup except without the beer goggles. More for a root between two horny people than anything else.

Whereas the whole myspace/facebook thing still ends up with you meeting a friend of a friend, or friend of a friend of a friend. Just the modern way of social networking, it's really just an update of the long time "normal people meet their partner through friends".

Depends on the dating site and the market they are targeting.

A site like Match.com/eHarmony and to an extent RSVP.com is geared towards people looking for more serious relationships.

"Adult" dating sites like AdultMatchMaker, AdultFriendFinder, SexSearch.com, AshleyMadison.com are aimed at "casual" relationships.

Then you've got "niche" dating sites where they are usually geared towards a relationship but with a certain niche - i.e certain religious, nationality, appearance. You even get the weird ones like STD dating.

[tripper]

Depends on the dating site and the market they are targeting.



Then you've got "niche" dating sites where they are usually geared towards a relationship but with a certain niche -. You even get the weird ones like STD dating.

im calling bullshit with out a link

[Lexar]

http://www.positivesingles.com/

The best and largest dating site in the world for people with STDs, HIV/AIDS, herpes, HPV, hepatitis, chancroid, chlamydia, crabs, gonorrhea, syphilis, etc.

[tripper]

there is or was a aid pos site, a piss take site i believe

Gay guys wanting to get HIV so they didnt have to worry about it, perhaps a Offtopic member has the link to it, or at least a copy paste of a post

[Ustasa]

I dont want to get over her. She told me 3 days before it ended that I "fulfilled her like no one else ever has" and marriage/house/kids had all been discussed i.e. what she wanted etc. Fuck, she even had me drawing house plans with her one afternoon.
WTF? Drawing house plans?!?

Serious question. Have you lost sleep over this?

[Gammaboy]

WTF? Drawing house plans?!?
She figured it was cheaper than an architect?

[MarkMash]

My results varied:

I have met up with say 10-12~ over a long period of time. Having not really been hardcore at it... just messaged a few...

Nailed 2

1 fucking weird airy fairy chick

Most of them were hot. 1 was TOTALLY different from her pics. But it was still her... She was just 5" tall when I thought she was nearly 6".

Still friends with some of them.

1 came into my work, bought an amp from another salesperson, farted REAL bad, then left. - no joke. and yes, she's hot, but, not so much any more.

All my pulls come mostly from going out to clubs and bars. Internet takes too long sometimes... like almost 2 weeks to 3 months of messaging before you can meet up. (I've only done it from myspace)

Not all of them were 'date' dates, like, I'd just meet these chicks out at clubs my friends and her friends etc... didn't always work out when I hook up with some random.

I haven't done it in ages. Maybe I should get back and try it out to see what it's like...

I started writing about my shit actually, though it's more just ideas that have helped me. here http://www.expressexpression.com/blog

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

WTF? Drawing house plans?!?

Serious question. Have you lost sleep over this?

yeah man, she fucked me up good.

doc gave me a bunch of oxazepam the other night. BEST NIGHTS SLEEP EVER.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

The fuck is this shit with bittens15bloke? Ask Bossy?

dude i reckon the PF brains trust could come up with a plan for me to get my bitey one back :P

[tipper]

move on man. you only want her because she is recent. find someone better.

[AzzurrA]

seriously dude, forget her, move on, and smash the shit out of some hot chick this weekend.... will make you feel 11ty x better

[ahabthearab]

^ with bigger tits

[DATZED]

1 came into my work, bought an amp from another salesperson, farted REAL bad, then left. - no joke. and yes, she's hot, but, not so much any more.


Classic!!

[Gammaboy]

dude i reckon the PF brains trust could come up with a plan for me to get my bitey one back :P

My plan for getting her back would involve wining and dining her, maybe moulding myself more into what she wants - a less "blokey" steroid freak - and i'd get over tha fear of her biting me - maybe watch a few vampire movies to help...
Ah screw it. The only way you're going to get her back is using GetDataBack and posting her pics up here - that way, no matter where you are in the world, you can always log in to PF, find the thread and rub one out. Migt not work so well at an airport internet cafe, but YMMV.
Remember - still pics don't talk and don't bite.

[Jim]

seriously dude, forget her, move on, and smash the shit out of some hot chick this weekend.... will make you feel 11ty x better

:yup: go find the next one, especially one that likes rebounds.

And definately get the pic back, you owe her nothing now.

My experiences with these places back when I was single was mixed. ratio of worthwhile people was pretty low. But I did get some exceptionally fun shags out of it.

[tripper]

Ah screw it. The only way you're going to get her back is using GetDataBack and posting her pics up here - that way, no matter where you are in the world, you can always log in to PF, find the thread and rub one out. Migt not work so well at an airport internet cafe, but YMMV.
Remember - still pics don't talk and don't bite.

you forgot the part about emailing her parents and family the nudes of her

use http://10minutemail.com to send them from,

[The Property Guru]

The fuck is this shit with bittens15bloke? Ask Bossy?

Ask Bossy FTW!!!!!

some of those comments are so damn funny.....

Question: I am a spoilt, gold digging, Mail Order Bride, Christian, Ho. I wanna have a whinge
Answer: HTFU!

[psssi98]

Fucken hell s15poof you are the most whipped of the whipped dude. Stop asking the Dr for sleeping pills and get them to prescribe you some fucking testosterone you pussy!!!

As for nude slut pics - I got some. I recently did a bad thing (bad but good) with another woman which ended badly. Lucky I kept the nudes just for you blokes. Please hold nudes pending. :D

[The Property Guru]

Fucken hell s15poof you are the most whipped of the whipped dude. Stop asking the Dr for sleeping pills and get them to prescribe you some fucking testosterone you pussy!!!

As for nude slut pics - I got some. I recently did a bad thing (bad but good) with another woman which ended badly. Lucky I kept the nudes just for you blokes. Please hold nudes pending. :D

Still waiting!!!

[psssi98]

OK as promised - this is what you should be doing s15girl. ;)

NWS (ish - only tits and stuff)








http://usera.ImageCave.com/CammoZ/MEDIA6.JPG
http://usera.ImageCave.com/CammoZ/media1Ee.jpg
http://usera.ImageCave.com/CammoZ/0_1.JPG
http://usera.ImageCave.com/CammoZ/media1GG.jpg
http://usera.ImageCave.com/CammoZ/MEDIA2.JPG

Ooops missed one.....
http://usera.ImageCave.com/CammoZ/media1.jpeg

[psssi98]

Geez you post tits and no replies - you blokes are all slipping - or you're wanking and can't type right now. :P

[10sec_rx7]

epic boobs

[Sicarius123]

bah, could of at least linked to them instead of img tagging them, thread isn't NWS titled.

[baggins]

Geez you post tits and no replies - you blokes are all slipping - or you're wanking and can't type right now. :P

Typing through my voice recognition - like I um, always do.

[psssi98]

You no like you boobs then fuck off. :)

Dale - yes they were/are - she was a dirty dirty girl as well and truth be told I thought I would end up with her for a very long time but twas not to be so move along. I miss her too but unlike s15wench I will not sit and cry about it. :p (she was a fucken nut case and a dirty behind my back so catch ya!)

[hostile]

epic boobs

:yup:

[10sec_rx7]

You no like you boobs then fuck off. :)

Dale - yes they were/are - she was a dirty dirty girl as well and truth be told I thought I would end up with her for a very long time but twas not to be so move along. I miss her too but unlike s15wench I will not sit and cry about it. :p (she was a fucken nut case and a dirty behind my back so catch ya!)

where is the rest of the pics then?? or the vid??

[psssi98]

No vids - plenty in my head though of me dropping a bucketload on her chest/face/hair/mouth. She loved a hose down, being smashed into walls, bit of strangulation/scratching/biting and general hardcore rooting - good fun but s15puss would have hated her. ;)

[psssi98]

I am thinking a new PF challenge as well - we all sign up to dating sites and there will be judging on who picks up and gets pics of the hottest dirty, nastiest act perpetrated on a female etc etc. :p Prize is PF chips in and pays your dating site and franger bill for a year. :p

[10sec_rx7]

hahahah i would be in but being reciently married i would get shot lol

[psssi98]

You get any score you receive multiplied out if you are married due to extra degree of difficulty based on length of marriage and hotness of the pick up. :lol: :p

[10sec_rx7]

hahahahah ill leave this one up to old mate CXTDreamer..... ive seen what he can do...

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

^ with bigger tits

dude she already had EE boobs, i dont think i want a girl with bigger ones.

[psssi98]

EE = overkill. ;) But without pics I am going to call you a liar and say she prob had A cups. Prove me wrong mother fucker. :D

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

No vids - plenty in my head though of me dropping a bucketload on her chest/face/hair/mouth. She loved a hose down, being smashed into walls, bit of strangulation/scratching/biting and general hardcore rooting - good fun but s15puss would have hated her. ;)


she never bit me again. she did run her nails down my back every now and then.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

EE = overkill. ;) But without pics I am going to call you a liar and say she prob had A cups. Prove me wrong mother fucker. :D

if we reach the stage where we no longer want to even work at being friends, then one of you fuckers can try and retrieve them off my HDD.

whats the point of deleting stuff off a computer if it can be brought back?

[psssi98]

No worries s15whippeddoormatbloke. :p

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

mate i would be a whipped door mat to be with her again.

i would just get my own back by buying the 66 mustang that she said I wasnt allowed to buy.

[oxy]

Cam, I thought you were married?

[psssi98]

Ummmm maybe. :rolleyes:

[The Property Guru]

any mug shots????

[260DET]

There is a clear winnah in the 'put up pics or shutup' contest so far, plus one clear loser :p Even if he used to own a Datto :D

[bugle]

if we reach the stage where we no longer want to even work at being friends, then one of you fuckers can try and retrieve them off my HDD.

whats the point of deleting stuff off a computer if it can be brought back?

It gets deleted and the space is available for other files to be written over it so once that's done it cant be brought back. So the longer you leave it the more chance it'll get written over. Atleast retrieve them straight away even if you don't post yet..

[psssi98]

any mug shots????

Yeh but I won't go there - not cool for a girl to have males off the net stalking them no matter how much of a bitch she was! Someone from here might be rooting her now for all I know! :p Suffice to say I don't root ugly chicks.

[Gammaboy]

mate i would be a whipped door mat to be with her again.

i would just get my own back by buying the 66 mustang that she said I wasnt allowed to buy.
You'd been fucking her for 2 months and she was telling what you could and couldn't buy? Dude, grow a fucking set.

[ahabthearab]

She told me i was too blokey for her and that she had always dated men who werent as blokey. Whatever the fuck that means...




I dont want to get over her. She told me 3 days before it ended that I "fulfilled her like no one else ever has" and marriage/house/kids had all been discussed i.e. what she wanted etc. Fuck, she even had me drawing house plans with her one afternoon.



mate i would be a whipped door mat to be with her again.
i would just get my own back by buying the 66 mustang that she said I wasnt allowed to buy.



Fuck me

[psssi98]

Top 10 signs you are whipped (http://au.askmen.com/top_10/dating_200/203_dating_list.html)

More Top 10 signs you are whipped (http://www.filly.ca/life/relationships/couples/When-A-Man-Is-Whipped.asp)

[Cal]

My plan for getting her back would involve wining and dining her, maybe moulding myself more into what she wants - a less "blokey" steroid freak - and i'd get over tha fear of her biting me - maybe watch a few vampire movies to help...
Ah screw it. The only way you're going to get her back is using GetDataBack and posting her pics up here - that way, no matter where you are in the world, you can always log in to PF, find the thread and rub one out. Migt not work so well at an airport internet cafe, but YMMV.
Remember - still pics don't talk and don't bite.

:rotflol:

Re Mustang. Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? It never ceases to amaze me how many blokes get told what they can and can't do/buy whatever. In reverse we would be called control freaks. Fuck....live your own life.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Fuck me


eh, what can i say, i was whipped. but she was worth being whipped for.

[MartyXF]

mate i would be a whipped door mat to be with her again.



No offence, but this attitude GUARANTEES that she will never be with you again.

You missed the point of why she left, badly.


NEWSFLASH: This just in, what women want and what they say they want, not always the same thing.

(and by not always, I mean, nearly never)

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

:rotflol:

Re Mustang. Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? It never ceases to amaze me how many blokes get told what they can and can't do/buy whatever. In reverse we would be called control freaks. Fuck....live your own life.

Cal, it was about keeping her happy, because I liked her, and keeping her happy meant she wasnt fucking off elsewhere, which she eventually did, so yes my plan was flawed...

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

No offence, but this attitude GUARANTEES that she will never be with you again.

You missed the point of why she left, badly.


NEWSFLASH: This just in, what women want and what they say they want, not always the same thing.

(and by not always, I mean, nearly never)


She always told me that she was pissed off I never called her back for 2 weeks at the start, and that if I didnt pay enough attention to the relationship then it wouldnt work out...

[psssi98]

Oh man this is awesome!

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

and when I did try and call the shots in the relationship, it almost always backfired, and ended in an argument. girl + brought up with money + big cash job now = she knows she can do whatever the fuck she wants.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Oh man this is awesome!


you dont like me anyway, so give a shit what u think.

[MartyXF]

She always told me that she was pissed off I never called her back for 2 weeks at the start, and that if I didnt pay enough attention to the relationship then it wouldnt work out...

Are you taking the piss?

Are you trying to say that you failed the most obvious "bitch test" and bowed to every whims so badly that she got bored extra quickly rather then standing up to her and keeping her on her toes?

Someone tell me this fucker is joking.

FFS

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Are you taking the piss?

Are you trying to say that you failed the most obvious "bitch test" and bowed to every whims so badly that she got bored extra quickly rather then standing up to her and keeping her on her toes?

Someone tell me this fucker is joking.

FFS


yeah and im the only guy on here who has ever capitulated to a hot woman he is/was seeing...

[Gammaboy]

:rotflol:

Re Mustang. Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? It never ceases to amaze me how many blokes get told what they can and can't do/buy whatever. In reverse we would be called control freaks. Fuck....live your own life.

While I was stuck in traffic the other day, I noticed one of those "Does your relationship show signs of abuse" or whatever they are - you know - "Are you monitoring *her* calls, telling *her* what to wear, controlling what *she* spends" that sort of shit - it occured to me if they swapped Her for His etc, they could use the same Ad for "Is your relationship showing signs of Marriage/pussy whippage?"

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

fuck, E is reading this and shaking his head, i bet.

Sorry dude, she was hot, i did what i could but her alpha femaleness killed me :P

[Gammaboy]

You really need to grow a set dude

[ahabthearab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd30JESdb9o

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

You really need to grow a set dude

yeah ok tough guy.

[|555|]

I TOLD YA.....

http://usuarios.lycos.es/caraturap01/caratulas/Nwa_-_100_Miles_And_Runnin-front.jpg

[MartyXF]

yeah and im the only guy on here who has ever capitulated to a hot woman he is/was seeing...

There is a fairly logical explanation why this is an incredibly bad idea, and its pretty shocking that you didn't know this (we did tell you on PF at the time if I recall correctly).

Even the most awkward of geeks I know understand that the quickest way to send a girl packing is to give her everything she wants / do everything she says, logically, surely you can see how boring that would be for her?

[Gammaboy]

yeah ok tough guy.

I see my reputation has preceded me.
Perhaps take up chewing Tabacco - I believe Marty is a great Advocate :P
And it's not about being tough, it's about being an Alpha Male.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

There is a fairly logical explanation why this is an incredibly bad idea, and its pretty shocking that you didn't know this (we did tell you on PF at the time if I recall correctly).

Even the most awkward of geeks I know understand that the quickest way to send a girl packing is to give her everything she wants / do everything she says, logically, surely you can see how boring that would be for her?

mate the shit I copped from her to get her to come to the pub the night she met E... fuck she bitched about that for months afterwards.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

There is a fairly logical explanation why this is an incredibly bad idea, and its pretty shocking that you didn't know this (we did tell you on PF at the time if I recall correctly).

Even the most awkward of geeks I know understand that the quickest way to send a girl packing is to give her everything she wants / do everything she says, logically, surely you can see how boring that would be for her?

you gotta remember, there was an ex bf hanging around that was "perfect and did everything she wanted"

i had to compete, which was fucked.

[MartyXF]

Again, this is more of her testing your steel.

She would do this with every single guy she is with.

The perfect way to compete would be to SHOW HER that you don't care if he does everything she wants.

Now YOU are the ex who does everything she wants, can't you see the pattern?

[MartyXF]

Fuck man, are you 17 or something?

I know this fat cunt who has only had internet / World of Warcraft girlfriends and he learnt this shit at 16 years old

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Again, this is more of her testing your steel.

She would do this with every single guy she is with.

The perfect way to compete would be to SHOW HER that you don't care if he does everything she wants.

Now YOU are the ex who does everything she wants, can't you see the pattern?

so roid boy is being compared to the slave ex bf?

i doubt it. i gotta realise that slave ex bf was the security/backup and i was the toyboy, just like roid boy is now the new toy boy.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Fuck man, are you 17 or something?

I know this fat cunt who has only had internet / World of Warcraft girlfriends and he learnt this shit at 16 years old

nah ive just always been out with women who didnt play silly games like that.

[|555|]

mate the shit I copped from her to get her to come to the pub the night she met E... fuck she bitched about that for months afterwards.

What? Wasn't I charming enough to her that night? Pfftttt chicks rave on months and months after meeting me, they love me :D

[Marv]

http://redstick.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/trainwreck2.jpg

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

What? Wasn't I charming enough to her that night? Pfftttt chicks rave on months and months after meeting me, they love me :D

nah she thinks youre fucking tops, she was just pissed off that I had put my foot down and told her to get her ass over the westgate and down to the Railway, after she tried to bail 30mins before she was due to be at mine.

she took Spencer St, instead of the freeway and got fucked in traffic and then took it out on me for the rest of the night.

[MartyXF]

There is a saying which has been used to explain this phenomena to simple people for quite some time, maybe you've even heard of it

"Treat em mean, keep em keen" - whilst of course no one is advocating being "mean" - the premise of the saying is that to give a girl everything she wants is to be extremely boring and not fulfilling and that the idea is to treat her how you would want to be treated, ie fun, exciting, be kept on your toes, etc.

This is such a basic concept, you're a retard.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

http://redstick.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/trainwreck2.jpg

what her or me? :P

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

There is a saying which has been used to explain this phenomena to simple people for quite some time, maybe you've even heard of it

"Treat em mean, keep em keen" - whilst of course no one is advocating being "mean" - the premise of the saying is that to give a girl everything she wants is to be extremely boring and not fulfilling and that the idea is to treat her how you would want to be treated, ie fun, exciting, be kept on your toes, etc.

This is such a basic concept, you're a retard.

she brought up such a concept and said she wouldnt stand for such shit.

it might work with the dumb skanks you date, but not with a smart girl like her.

[MartyXF]

nah ive just always been out with women who didnt play silly games like that.

she brought up such a concept and said she wouldnt stand for such shit.

it might work with the dumb skanks you date, but not with a smart girl like her.

I see how well doing the opposite worked for you.

my mistake.

[Marv]

what her or me? :P

Her and this thread.

Sounds like she needs to be ignored (ex-communicated). She might either give you respect, or leave you alone. Both situations = win for you.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I see how well doing the opposite worked for you.

my mistake.

mate i know the treat em mean, keep em keen works (usually) but it didnt on her cos she had the option of running back to the ex.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Her and this thread.

Sounds like she needs to be ignored (ex-communicated). She might either give you respect, or leave you alone. Both situations = win for you.

yeah im seeing P3 girl on the weekend.

[MartyXF]

mate i know the treat em mean, keep em keen works (usually) but it didnt on her cos she had the option of running back to the ex.

No it didn't on her because she is a hot bitch, knows it, and you bitched out.

[Marv]

mate i know the treat em mean, keep em keen works (usually) but it didnt on her cos she had the option of running back to the ex.

You do know that women aren't above lying like hounds to men?

Don't take anything on face value just because she called you shnookywookylovemuffinwithafelchontop.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

You do know that women aren't above lying like hounds to men?

Don't take anything on face value just because you shnookywookylovemuffinwithafelchontop.

I know she lied. A lot.

[MartyXF]

mate i know the treat em mean, keep em keen works (usually) but it didnt on her cos she had the option of running back to the ex.

If you had held your ground it would have worked twice as well as normal.

[|555|]

I've given you the advice - but end of the day it's your choice as to what you do to it....

If I was to pursue chicks on looks alone and ignore their mental issues, I'd be on here ranting about such ones as "NV" and other model/celebs I've dated.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I've given you the advice - but end of the day it's your choice as to what you do to it....

If I was to pursue chicks on looks alone and ignore their mental issues, I'd be on here ranting about such ones as "NV" and other model/celebs I've dated.

yeah but E i like good looking women and dont see why I have to go back to the "quality" of some of my ex's.

It's like the law of diminishing returns, sooner or later you find youve peaked and cant do any better. I dont wanna be like Boyband and continually be moving on in the perpetual search for perfection.

[|555|]

yeah but E i like good looking women and dont see why I have to go back to the "quality" of some of my ex's.

It's like the law of diminishing returns, sooner or later you find youve peaked and cant do any better. I dont wanna be like Boyband and continually be moving on in the perpetual search for perfection.


You don't have to compromise on the looks - but looks + mental headfuck = no no.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

You don't have to compromise on the looks - but looks + mental headfuck = no no.

ok, will bear that in mind. still i have this fucked idea that I can "fix" girls with issues (if theyre hot enough).

[Marv]

By the weathered sandals of Jesus!

We need Dr Phil in here immediately!

[|555|]

nah - we need more bewbs and newds

[10sec_rx7]

By the weathered sandals of Jesus!

We need Dr Phil in here immediately!


i reckon...

ban these cunts so we can see more boobs

[lumpy]

ok, will bear that in mind. still i have this fucked idea that I can "fix" girls with issues (if theyre hot enough).

I'm the last person who should be giving advice but;

You are an idiot. Your simple belief outlined above will ruin your life.

[Gammaboy]

If I was to pursue chicks on looks alone and ignore their mental issues, I'd be on here ranting about such ones as "NV" and other model/celebs I've dated.
Don't tell me you fucked her too? couple of guys I went to school with have been through her.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

thank fuck i got you kunts to set me straight then hey :)

[Gammaboy]

I know she lied. A lot.

You're a tard.

[260DET]

This thread has turned boring, come up with pics or shutup.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

This thread has turned boring, come up with pics or shutup.

yeah but threads on here about depression issues are a barrel of laughs :P

[|555|]

Don't tell me you fucked her too? couple of guys I went to school with have been through her.

I can neither deny nor confirm such allegations :D

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

I can neither deny nor confirm such allegations :D

i got her "edition" in my storage cage downstairs. Still cant believe you went there, but have no reason to doubt you. Kudos.

[10sec_rx7]

so let me get this straight...

555 went for slops after smashed crab bloke went there ??? fucking gold.. LOL

this thread just gets better LOL

[Cal]

Errr sorry, who is NV?

[|555|]

here's a thread revival pic... some of you may remember this one :D

[|555|]

so let me get this straight...

555 went for slops after smashed crab bloke went there ??? fucking gold.. LOL

this thread just gets better LOL


you no read so good - stick to tuning :D

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Errr sorry, who is NV?

Non Vintage ;)

[|555|]

i got her "edition" in my storage cage downstairs. Still cant believe you went there, but have no reason to doubt you. Kudos.


Ralph or Inside Sports?

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

so let me get this straight...

555 went for slops after smashed crab bloke went there ??? fucking gold.. LOL

this thread just gets better LOL

If I had of smashed NV i would have taken out a full page ad in every paper stating such a fact.

[Sebstar]

mate i know the treat em mean, keep em keen works (usually) but it didnt on her cos she had the option of running back to the ex.

And other girls don't have the option of going back to their exs???

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

Ralph or Inside Sports?

Ralph, I believe.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

And other girls don't have the option of going back to their exs???

They dont have their ex stalking them.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

E, I just downloaded YEAH! and opened on my work PC. boss sits at desk next to mine. his comment, FUCK YEAH!

[|555|]

hahahaha - now tell your boss to start beer o'clock....

then head out and go pick up some friday night sluts.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

hahahaha - now tell your boss to start beer o'clock....

then head out and go pick up so friday night sluts.


beer o'clock starts at 2pm every day here.

me and mccabe are hitting up P3 at 7pm tonight.

[|555|]

my neighbour just rocked up home, with another chick...fuck this guy's good, it's only 4pm

I love taking the lift on saturday/sunday mornings and staring them down as they leave with last night's outfit still on....

'yeah I know....you got your freak on last night, now he's kicked your ass out'

good role model for you Brad.

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

my neighbour just rocked up home, with another chick...fuck this guy's good, it's only 4pm

I love taking the lift on saturday/sunday mornings and staring them down as they leave with last night's outfit still on....

'yeah I know....you got your freak on last night, now he's kicked your ass out'

good role model for you Brad.


S and I used to live next door to Dieter Kahsnitz when we were on Spring St. He smashed a different model most nights. Then he started seeing one for a while, she introduced herself in the lift and I said hi whenever I saw her as she would be leaving in the morning when I was going to work. Then one day he changed chix and I called the new one, the old one's name. doh!

[dirtyrex]

This sounds like a challenge.
I should see how long it takes to go from registration to my "oh" face.

Registered yesterday. First one that's messaged me, I've spoken to on msn. She's from down south but I'm pretty sure she would fly up here for a weekend.

[Gammaboy]

If I had of smashed NV i would have taken out a full page ad in every paper stating such a fact.

Thats nice. She got around. *alot*

[McVLt]

Registered yesterday. First one that's messaged me, I've spoken to on msn. She's from down south but I'm pretty sure she would fly up here for a weekend.

With what service?
You are a fit cunt too, so grab some of Stalins viagra and get your fuck on.

I'd just like to note that at time of posting 179 cunts had viewed the chick that gave me head on the weekend.

Also score some pics from a Finnish chick, blonde and hot... me likey!

[dirtyrex]

With what service?
You are a fit cunt too, so grab some of Stalins viagra and get your fuck on.

I'd just like to note that at time of posting 179 cunts had viewed the chick that gave me head on the weekend.

Also score some pics from a Finnish chick, blonde and hot... me likey!

AMM. Seems to be full of skanks, but I'm not complaining. The one that I talked to seemed semi normal and looked alright.

[Gus The Snail]

smashed , one reason the chick said all those things to you is to keep you in the wings..

I had a chick do that to me , hot as fuk , blonde blue eyed size 8 , nearly married her , she went wierd , slept with heap of ",mates" but still wanted me to be there for her at her beck and call.. needless to say i did... for a while , then picked up some net chick , dated her for about 2 months , pissed the ex off to no end ( ex was now considered ex - didnt want a piece of her again after i found out all the happenings she had been doing ).

gert your P3 girl and have fun.
as others have said.. dont be so pussy whipped...

Hot chicks are for rooting only.. if they're hot , they know it and know they can have any guy they want.. power of the pussy!!

Pull an average chick , who's head isnt in the clouds.. thats one you settle with.

Oh , and singles sites are fraken awesome... its a smorgas board of oppertunites.

Had many chicks webcam nakedness to me , and even got some poon at 2am in the morning!!

have some pics , but nothing you'd call fantastic

[oxy]

I'd just like to note that at time of posting 179 cunts had viewed the chick that gave me head on the weekend.

How many got their cocks sucked before you? :D

p.s - Come back when you've hit the half century of internet hook ups, then maybe I'll consider you a guru

[oxy]

Can someone cliff note all this emo shit that "not getting smashed s15 bloke" is going on with. I'm lost

[phat-turbo]

fuck cliff notes, just delete the shit... i thought this was hardcunt forums not dear fucking diary soft cock central.... fuck me, fuck you and no one fucking cares about your feelings..

cunt.

[TJ]

Brad,

fmlife.com

should bust out an epic post on there to let the feelings flow.

[tipper]

Registered yesterday. First one that's messaged me, I've spoken to on msn. She's from down south but I'm pretty sure she would fly up here for a weekend.

what site did you join?

[McVLt]

How many got their cocks sucked before you? :D

Not enough because she needs training

p.s - Come back when you've hit the half century of internet hook ups, then maybe I'll consider you a guru
This is something I am actively working towards :p

[oxy]

what site did you join?

AMM = Adult Match Maker

[260DET]

fuck cliff notes, just delete the shit... i thought this was hardcunt forums not dear fucking diary soft cock central.... fuck me, fuck you and no one fucking cares about your feelings..

cunt.

Yeh, I'm disputing he ever owned a S15, I call rotor wuss :yup:

[sssgtr]

more cans, less chat. chop chop motherfuckers.

[psssi98]

Hey I never said I didn't like you?? Do you need a hug??? :p

[phat-turbo]

cam: when can we go to robbies place down the coast and have a gangbang party... surely he'll invite a tonne of models :D

[The Property Guru]

so seriously... ive been looking around rsvp. some of the girls are ok.

which of the websites can you guys recommend

don't want serious nut cases, just looking for casual dating hook ups.

don't mind spending a few $$$ but don't want to pay $4 per message only to be told to fuck off because I am not a lawyer.

ideally, Id like to sit on my ass and wait for all the messages to come flowing in......but that ain't gonna happen, but a little encoruagement is preferred.

[bigmuz]

S15 bloke; you are the biggest softcock alive.

Stop posting here till you man the fuck up and realise what a fuckin needy bitch you are.

Jesus you're making me shy about being a man. There is a level of respect and admiration you can have for another person; male or female; but you are taking it to a whole 'nother level.

[Asteroid]

Less chat more chop!

[McVLt]

ideally, Id like to sit on my ass and wait for all the messages to come flowing in.....

not gonna happen if you're an ugly cunt.

[The Property Guru]

not gonna happen if you're an ugly cunt.

I'm not an ugly cunt...

well I might be, but I can take photos to make me go from an ugly cunt, to a ugly prick

[McVLt]

Finnish bird I'm lining up. Emailed a few more pics:
(underwear shot, so NWS I guess)

[oxy]

Finnish bird I'm lining up. Emailed a few more pics:
(underwear shot, so NWS I guess)

Pre or post op?

[bigmuz]

I saw that pic on newbienudes about 12 months ago!

[Dicko]

Finnish bird I'm lining up. Emailed a few more pics:
(underwear shot, so NWS I guess)

Has she mentioned the pay up front bit yet ?

[McVLt]

yawn

[TJ]

Finnish bird I'm lining up. Emailed a few more pics:
(underwear shot, so NWS I guess)

If its real, booyah.

[Skitza]

here's a thread revival pic... some of you may remember this one :D

Sorry but do you know this chic personally? I'm just curious why you would block the head out ;)

[Cplus]

Ummmm maybe. :rolleyes:

:wtf:

[Cplus]

Ummmm maybe. :rolleyes:

whiskey tango foxtrot?

[anna bligh]

brad, quit while your behind dude

for your own sakes keep your personal shit to yourself or youl be hearing about it for the next 15 years from these blokes

[adviliax]

You fit cunts can consider yourselves lucky. I've tried those sites and never got much out of them. Then again, being a fat cunt, pictures do me no justice. I tend to do much better when I can actually talk to them (being a salesman and all). And if all else fails on the night, the tubby slappers are always good for a root. A fuck is a fuck...

[Smashed S15 Bloke]

brad, quit while your behind dude

for your own sakes keep your personal shit to yourself or youl be hearing about it for the next 15 years from these blokes


yeah yeah i know, but hey theyre just dudes on the net. its only you and E that I know on here anyway.

i actually started to man the fuck up last night and told her what i though of her after she said she was bored and waiting for her new guy to come over so she though she would sms me and fuck with me for a bit, she asked if my new girl knows that i would run back to her if she just said the word, so yeah I kind of gave her a serve, told her she had personality disorder etc and that her parents had fucked her by being 1)overly critical and 2) parented by throwing cash at her rather than actually caring about her and that thats why she is so fucked at relationships now. At least that stopped her sms-ing me :)

she very rapidly, made it very easy to get over her when she pulled shit like that.

[oxy]

If its real, booyah.

Maybe it's just the photo, but I reckon she's got the face of a man