View Full Version : Reckon I'd start smoking ice if she dumped me too!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/807180/judge-rejects-valance-break-up-defence
Tom Foolery
28-04-09, 04:47 PM
You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
T0nyGTSt
28-04-09, 04:53 PM
he'll be holly valance in prison
You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
It doesnt even need to be asked.
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7276/youareafag.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=youareafag.jpg)
InsaneAsylum
28-04-09, 04:58 PM
i reckon i've heard the statement "holly valance goes out with a drug dealer" since 2001 so i reckon there was no "turning to drugs" as mentioned, i'm lead to believe that the drugs were there long before the break up.
InsaneAsylum
28-04-09, 05:02 PM
oh and lol @ holly vukadinovic
tremolo
28-04-09, 05:03 PM
You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
:wtf::gay:
Bloke is an arsehole for dropping her name, she is an idiot for going with a drug dealer. Then again they prolly had some hot drug fuelled nookie :)
oioioioioi
28-04-09, 05:07 PM
+1 for faggotry
I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.
She'd look like a plasterer's radio by the time I was done with her.
Bloke is an arsehole for dropping her name, she is an idiot for going with a drug dealer. Then again they prolly had some hot drug fuelled nookie :)
Have you seen what that shit does to Mr Winky?
BoganDAVE
28-04-09, 05:18 PM
I would make her look like a jackson pollock painting
Have you seen what that shit does to Mr Winky?
Yeh but he changed drugs after she dumped him, went to the dick shrink ones :(
Smashed S15 Bloke
28-04-09, 05:27 PM
I would make her look like a jackson pollock painting
I think the line youre butchering is from Seth Green in Entourage when he says about Sloan, that he "must of been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock".
edit: Holly Valance was pretty hot in Entourage :)
Tell Sloane I said 'what up?'
Fondles
28-04-09, 07:23 PM
Have you seen what that shit does to Mr Winky?
Some of my most memorable sex romps was whilst i was off my guts on ice, i eat the shit though, not smoke it.
Shhhteve
28-04-09, 07:23 PM
he'll be holly valance in prison
lol
do agree that she is super hot
Tom Foolery
28-04-09, 07:44 PM
I was just trying to point out that if you're gonna have an internet circle jerk over a hot celebrity slut, there are better ones than HV.
InsaneAsylum
28-04-09, 07:53 PM
I was just trying to point out that if you're gonna have an internet circle jerk over a hot celebrity slut, there are better ones than HV.
jennifer hawkins perhaps :yup:
Asteroid
28-04-09, 07:55 PM
You are gay.
http://i41.tinypic.com/8z4i6a.jpg
ironhorse
28-04-09, 08:04 PM
You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
ban
oioioioioi
28-04-09, 08:06 PM
Nice *white devil bitch* stare from the sidelines there.
BoganDAVE
28-04-09, 08:13 PM
I think the line youre butchering is from Seth Green in Entourage when he says about Sloan, that he "must of been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock".
nope, but thanks for the help
MartyXF
28-04-09, 08:16 PM
You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
I don't think its right that a homosexual be critical of a straight mans taste in the womens.
I would make her look like a jackson pollock painting
how bout I raise you with rolf harris and we have a real fucken mess to clean up :)
Nitephyre
28-04-09, 08:48 PM
She's meh.
</gay>
he'll be holly valance in prison
I'm sure he was always keen to experiment with anal when he was dating Holly...now he will get all the anal he wants (or doesn't want).
psssi98
28-04-09, 09:55 PM
http://www.supernatural.tv/gallery2/s2/fpb/wmplayer%202007-04-27%2018-28-01-96.jpg
http://www.whatwouldjesusdoforbacon.com/unsuccessories/poster32.jpg
Smashed S15 Bloke
28-04-09, 09:58 PM
Tell Sloane I said 'what up?'
lol, classic episode.
Vegas baby, Vegas!
Looks like she's engaged now too, so old mate better fire up the ice pipe again
how bout I raise you with rolf harris and we have a real fucken mess to clean up :)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/03/hart4406_wideweb__470x331,0.jpg
"bewdiful..."
"oh mr hart what a mess!"
InsaneAsylum
29-04-09, 02:06 PM
personally, i couldn't go past one of Ken Done's masterpieces
http://www.watoday.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/02/bmw_done_wideweb__470x287,0.jpg
You might want to see a doctor if you'd make her that colour...
a mere couple of years for close to half a kilo of that shit? fuck me, why not just give them 'a stern talking to' - that's fucking ridiculous - you'd have to be nuts not to deal massive amounts of drugs with bullshit sentencing like that.
a mere couple of years for close to half a kilo of that shit? fuck me, why not just give them 'a stern talking to' - that's fucking ridiculous - you'd have to be nuts not to deal massive amounts of drugs with bullshit sentencing like that.You're full of shit jmac, clearly the 400 grams was just for his personal habitl
420grams of ICE is a fuck load..
a mere couple of years for close to half a kilo of that shit? fuck me, why not just give them 'a stern talking to' - that's fucking ridiculous - you'd have to be nuts not to deal massive amounts of drugs with bullshit sentencing like that.
I think you will find Peter co-operated with the police.
Peter...
01-05-09, 07:04 AM
I did not.
PFdesign
20-05-09, 08:19 AM
There's hope for PFers yet if she's willing to hook up (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1184528/Life-reflects-art-Neighbours-star-Holly-Valance-falls-DJ-FrankMusik-video-shoot.html) with a guy that wears a badger on his head!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/19/article-1184528-0501A8D4000005DC-114_468x390.jpg
TTerror
20-05-09, 09:10 AM
^^LOL!!! I thought it was a joke before clicking the link.
I couldnt make up something like that haha.
T0nyGTSt
20-05-09, 09:12 AM
looks like a grade A douchebag
looks like a grade A douchebag
I'm sure he rocks himself to sleep at night worried about what you think of him.
T0nyGTSt
20-05-09, 09:53 AM
I'm sure he rocks himself to sleep at night worried about what you think of him.
why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?
or maybe your haircut looks like that too?
very low standard of comment there
God you are a wanker. It was a joke. He's banging Holly Valance. If it were you, would you give a toss what I thought of your haircut?
T0nyGTSt
20-05-09, 10:08 AM
how about we agree to not comment on each other's postings from now on
i've obviously got on your bad side and don't particularly care to get on your 'good side'. thanks.
fcukthedj
20-05-09, 11:03 AM
ladies, settle.
valance = hot
that guy looks like a lebo with a fucked up mullet lol
T0nyGTSt
20-05-09, 11:07 AM
that guy looks like a lebo with a fucked up mullet lol
yeah i'm sure he's catatonic because you said that
poor guy
oioioioioi
20-05-09, 12:21 PM
What the fuck you dumb cunts, just get the fuck over it, we all agree he looks like a fucktard and we all agree we'd probably cut our hair exactly the same way if it meant getting our end wet in Holly Valance.
fcukthedj
20-05-09, 12:24 PM
yeah i'm sure he's catatonic because you said that
poor guy
why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?
or maybe your haircut looks like that too?
very low standard of comment there
:O
Gammaboy
20-05-09, 12:35 PM
Nice watch she's wearing.
psssi98
20-05-09, 12:49 PM
I don;t care what he looks like (ps - he looks like someone draped roadkill on a bald head) end of the day he is fucking Holly every which way and I am not = he wins! :h5:
What the fuck you dumb cunts, just get the fuck over it, we all agree he looks like a fucktard and we all agree we'd probably cut our hair exactly the same way if it meant getting our end wet in Holly Valance.
why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?
or maybe your haircut looks like that too?
very low standard of comment there
What's the bet Holly is trying to 'relaunch' her music career and 'help' dj fucknuckle 'launch' his... I'd say it's all media related!!
Fondles
20-05-09, 01:02 PM
FrankMuzik is sexy.
Gammaboy
20-05-09, 01:05 PM
What's the bet Holly is trying to 'relaunch' her music career and 'help' dj fucknuckle 'launch' his... I'd say it's all media related!!
why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?
or maybe your haircut looks like that too?
very low standard of comment there
PFdesign
20-05-09, 01:18 PM
...I couldnt make up something like that haha.
I blame it on reading and watching too much Clarkson... all my derogatory thoughts now have a British accent and mundane items have to be compared to something totally irrelevant!
eg: This thread is getting so long even John Holmes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_(actor)) would be proud!
why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?
or maybe your haircut looks like that too?
very low standard of comment there
why would you make a comment like that about my comment where I was commenting as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks you think like that?
or maybe your haircut thinks you look like that too?
very low standard of haircut there
why would you make a comment like that about my comment where I was commenting as if it was a personal attack?
do you think i'm the only one who thinks you think like that?
or maybe your haircut thinks you look like that too?
very low standard of haircut there
:rotflol:
PFdesign
20-05-09, 05:31 PM
Hopeless semantics... get a room!
get a room!
Like a pool room? :)
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