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    Reckon I'd start smoking ice if she dumped me too!

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    You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
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    nice try boys!
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    he'll be holly valance in prison
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Foolery View Post
    You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
    Are you gay?
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    Are you gay?
    It doesnt even need to be asked.
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    i reckon i've heard the statement "holly valance goes out with a drug dealer" since 2001 so i reckon there was no "turning to drugs" as mentioned, i'm lead to believe that the drugs were there long before the break up.

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    oh and lol @ holly vukadinovic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Foolery View Post
    You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.

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    Bloke is an arsehole for dropping her name, she is an idiot for going with a drug dealer. Then again they prolly had some hot drug fuelled nookie
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    +1 for faggotry

    I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

    She'd look like a plasterer's radio by the time I was done with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 260DET View Post
    Bloke is an arsehole for dropping her name, she is an idiot for going with a drug dealer. Then again they prolly had some hot drug fuelled nookie
    Have you seen what that shit does to Mr Winky?

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    I would make her look like a jackson pollock painting
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    Quote Originally Posted by UZZ31 View Post
    Have you seen what that shit does to Mr Winky?
    Yeh but he changed drugs after she dumped him, went to the dick shrink ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by old Dave View Post
    I would make her look like a jackson pollock painting
    I think the line youre butchering is from Seth Green in Entourage when he says about Sloan, that he "must of been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock".

    edit: Holly Valance was pretty hot in Entourage
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    Quote Originally Posted by UZZ31 View Post
    Have you seen what that shit does to Mr Winky?
    Some of my most memorable sex romps was whilst i was off my guts on ice, i eat the shit though, not smoke it.
    Last edited by Fondles; 28-04-09 at 07:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T0nyGTSt View Post
    he'll be holly valance in prison
    lol

    do agree that she is super hot

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    I was just trying to point out that if you're gonna have an internet circle jerk over a hot celebrity slut, there are better ones than HV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Foolery View Post
    I was just trying to point out that if you're gonna have an internet circle jerk over a hot celebrity slut, there are better ones than HV.
    jennifer hawkins perhaps

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    You are gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Foolery View Post
    You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
    ban

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    Nice *white devil bitch* stare from the sidelines there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    I think the line youre butchering is from Seth Green in Entourage when he says about Sloan, that he "must of been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock".
    nope, but thanks for the help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Foolery View Post
    You'd have to be on ice to start with if you were interested in holly valance.
    I don't think its right that a homosexual be critical of a straight mans taste in the womens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old Dave View Post
    I would make her look like a jackson pollock painting
    how bout I raise you with rolf harris and we have a real fucken mess to clean up
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    Quote Originally Posted by T0nyGTSt View Post
    he'll be holly valance in prison
    I'm sure he was always keen to experiment with anal when he was dating Holly...now he will get all the anal he wants (or doesn't want).
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    Hide yo' wife!!!

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