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    Looks like she's engaged now too, so old mate better fire up the ice pipe again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonx View Post
    how bout I raise you with rolf harris and we have a real fucken mess to clean up


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    personally, i couldn't go past one of Ken Done's masterpieces

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    You might want to see a doctor if you'd make her that colour...

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    a mere couple of years for close to half a kilo of that shit? fuck me, why not just give them 'a stern talking to' - that's fucking ridiculous - you'd have to be nuts not to deal massive amounts of drugs with bullshit sentencing like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmac View Post
    a mere couple of years for close to half a kilo of that shit? fuck me, why not just give them 'a stern talking to' - that's fucking ridiculous - you'd have to be nuts not to deal massive amounts of drugs with bullshit sentencing like that.
    You're full of shit jmac, clearly the 400 grams was just for his personal habitl

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    420grams of ICE is a fuck load..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmac View Post
    a mere couple of years for close to half a kilo of that shit? fuck me, why not just give them 'a stern talking to' - that's fucking ridiculous - you'd have to be nuts not to deal massive amounts of drugs with bullshit sentencing like that.
    I think you will find Peter co-operated with the police.

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    as an example, an elephant pushes over a tree to eat the fresh leaves at the top, but a human isnt allowed to build a machine that makes a car so he can drive around to places quicker?

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    There's hope for PFers yet if she's willing to hook up with a guy that wears a badger on his head!


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    ^^LOL!!! I thought it was a joke before clicking the link.

    I couldnt make up something like that haha.

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    looks like a grade A douchebag
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    Quote Originally Posted by T0nyGTSt View Post
    looks like a grade A douchebag
    I'm sure he rocks himself to sleep at night worried about what you think of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cal View Post
    I'm sure he rocks himself to sleep at night worried about what you think of him.
    why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?

    do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?

    or maybe your haircut looks like that too?

    very low standard of comment there
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxxx

    Deutsche Bahn Rail: Trains are a great way to get lots of people concentrated into a small area, like a camp.
    ACA/TT: Where's the line between a car enthusiast and hoon? There is none

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    God you are a wanker. It was a joke. He's banging Holly Valance. If it were you, would you give a toss what I thought of your haircut?
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    how about we agree to not comment on each other's postings from now on

    i've obviously got on your bad side and don't particularly care to get on your 'good side'. thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by boxxx

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    ladies, settle.

    valance = hot

    that guy looks like a lebo with a fucked up mullet lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcukthedj View Post
    that guy looks like a lebo with a fucked up mullet lol
    yeah i'm sure he's catatonic because you said that

    poor guy
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    What the fuck you dumb cunts, just get the fuck over it, we all agree he looks like a fucktard and we all agree we'd probably cut our hair exactly the same way if it meant getting our end wet in Holly Valance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T0nyGTSt View Post
    yeah i'm sure he's catatonic because you said that

    poor guy
    why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?

    do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?

    or maybe your haircut looks like that too?

    very low standard of comment there

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    this forums is going downhill at an awesome rate

    fuck i love this place
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    I'd fuck 'er
    Good one dickhead

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    Nice watch she's wearing.
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    I don;t care what he looks like (ps - he looks like someone draped roadkill on a bald head) end of the day he is fucking Holly every which way and I am not = he wins!
    Hide yo' wife!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oioioioioi View Post
    What the fuck you dumb cunts, just get the fuck over it, we all agree he looks like a fucktard and we all agree we'd probably cut our hair exactly the same way if it meant getting our end wet in Holly Valance.
    why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?

    do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?

    or maybe your haircut looks like that too?

    very low standard of comment there
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    What's the bet Holly is trying to 'relaunch' her music career and 'help' dj fucknuckle 'launch' his... I'd say it's all media related!!

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    Last edited by Fondles; 20-05-09 at 01:03 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorge View Post
    What's the bet Holly is trying to 'relaunch' her music career and 'help' dj fucknuckle 'launch' his... I'd say it's all media related!!
    why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?

    do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?

    or maybe your haircut looks like that too?

    very low standard of comment there
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    Quote Originally Posted by TTerror View Post
    ...I couldnt make up something like that haha.
    I blame it on reading and watching too much Clarkson... all my derogatory thoughts now have a British accent and mundane items have to be compared to something totally irrelevant!

    eg: This thread is getting so long even John Holmes would be proud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gammaboy View Post
    why would you make a comment like that as if it was a personal attack?

    do you think i'm the only one who thinks like that?

    or maybe your haircut looks like that too?

    very low standard of comment there
    why would you make a comment like that about my comment where I was commenting as if it was a personal attack?

    do you think i'm the only one who thinks you think like that?

    or maybe your haircut thinks you look like that too?

    very low standard of haircut there

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