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    Greatest story ever told

    Ok so I was valuing a place today, seen this 32 GTR and the thing behind it is an 89 astra/pulsar/vector thing with the roof cut off, lol.

    Scrawled down the side is: FOR SALE CALL JOHN*

    *cant remember the name, but yeah I had a massive laugh at the roofless Nissan. What you would do with it I dont really know.

    Looks like it was hacked off with an axe.

    Apologies for the poor photo quality but all I had was my mobile phone and had to zoom from up the street as people dont normally take well to having their car snapped by random dudes in commodores.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
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    ken oath.

    it's not every day you see a roofless 1989-ish econo-box parked next to a GTR :P

    i dont think you could drive it very far without it bending in the middle heheh.

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    fuck you Rhys. You've changed. It used to be about the music...

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    It Was Never About The Music!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedST24 View Post
    It Was Never About The Music!!!

    Was it about the Herringbone?

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    that GT-R looks ragged as all fuck too. fucking swedes.

    Edit: I'm assuming only swedes would take an axe to a Pulsars roof and think its a cool idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rezz View Post
    that GT-R looks ragged as all fuck too. fucking swedes.
    yeah i was thinking the same. look at all the shit on the street around it, i reckon it's been sitting there a while
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    Hah! on the thread title change.
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    10yrs from now i'll be asking "where were u on the 19th Feb 2010 @ 15:47"....

    This is definitely comparable to when Obama was elected.
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    wow Thats Awesome Thanks For Sharing

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    I'll sleep a lot better now after hearing this story.
    Another useless post for PF by bthology

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    I like the bit about the commodore.
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    When I seen it, i thought, yeah dem cunts from PF will get a laugh out of this.

    Tough room

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    When I seen it, i thought, yeah dem cunts from PF will get a laugh out of this.

    Tough room
    what room??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Ed View Post
    I like the bit about the commodore.

    That's cos it's true.

    I been questioned by the police in a divy van for sitting in a Commodore outside a school* (neighbour reported me) whilst I was waiting for her neighbour to arrive home so I could value her house (gave cops my business card, they were cool)

    When I worked for Casey Council and we had council logos on our VT wagon, we would be cruising around taking notes on houses for the revaluation and cunts were always coming outta their place screamin WHY FOR YOU BE LOOKING AT MY HOUSE/CAR/DAUGHTER!?! etc


    * that's a crime isnt it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    That's cos it's true.

    I been questioned by the police in a divy van for sitting in a Commodore outside a school* (neighbour reported me) whilst I was waiting for her neighbour to arrive home so I could value her house (gave cops my business card, they were cool)

    When I worked for Casey Council and we had council logos on our VT wagon, we would be cruising around taking notes on houses for the revaluation and cunts were always coming outta their place screamin WHY FOR YOU BE LOOKING AT MY HOUSE/CAR/DAUGHTER!?! etc


    * that's a crime isnt it?
    Fuck me you only need ONE MORE AWESOME STORY FOR THE BEST TRILOGY SINCE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!1117777JIZ
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    as an example, an elephant pushes over a tree to eat the fresh leaves at the top, but a human isnt allowed to build a machine that makes a car so he can drive around to places quicker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter... View Post
    Fuck me you only need ONE MORE AWESOME STORY FOR THE BEST TRILOGY SINCE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!1117777JIZ
    Your mum's a whore.

    How's that for a story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    Your mum's a whore.

    How's that for a story?
    Ooh nup, that was a bit too much Revenge of the Sith and not enough Return of the King.
    Quote Originally Posted by klampykixx View Post
    as an example, an elephant pushes over a tree to eat the fresh leaves at the top, but a human isnt allowed to build a machine that makes a car so he can drive around to places quicker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter... View Post
    Ooh nup, that was a bit too much Revenge of the Sith and not enough Return of the King.
    Youre quoting the Rings AND Star Wars? Arent you conflicted!?!?!

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    I was down teh shop before and this guy bought a Breaka and I was like "man I feel like a Breaka as well" so I went to get one but he got the last one so I got a Big M instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by tremolo View Post
    I was down teh shop before and this guy bought a Breaka and I was like "man I feel like a Breaka as well" so I went to get one but he got the last one so I got a Big M instead
    Big M kills Breaka, but you know Farmer's Union is the bomb diggity.

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    Today my boss was talking about going to see ACDC play so one of my other bosses was singing 'Its a long way to the shop, if you want a sausage roll' to him.

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    as an example, an elephant pushes over a tree to eat the fresh leaves at the top, but a human isnt allowed to build a machine that makes a car so he can drive around to places quicker?

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    Ice break totally kicks the M and Unions arse yO!

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