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    Pseudough legal advice please

    Woke up today, car was covered in self raising flour.

    I know exactly who did it

    Cars at the detailers at the moment, what do i do now to make the asshole pay for the detail?

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    Doesn't it just hose off?

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    nah it's fucked and got hard and sticks to everything. plus it's all under the cowl.

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    what sort of lame ass fucker does this and thinks it's amusing?

    sorry, not much help
    now with extra gearbox'y goodness

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    Cunts.

    I guess it comes down to whether you can prove beyond reasonable doubt who it was.

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    Return the favour?
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    Bitch out.

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    Frozen gearbox full of piss through lounge window?

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    Half-baked attempt at revenge?

    My temperature would be rising!

    Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

    How did they cook up this plan?

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    Are you sure its not plain flour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    Half-baked attempt at revenge?

    My temperature would be rising!

    Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

    How did they cook up this plan?

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    Yeast you know who did it.
    They would be brown bread if they did that to me.
    Don't loaf about on it call the cops. You never know if you put the heat on then they might rise to the occasion.
    Quote Originally Posted by turbosurfer View Post
    Go fuck yourself cunts you to fatboy you cunts wanna bring up wifes as usual im just defending myself.
    Then you all get all teary gang up and attack like a bunch of lebbos that see an open oppertunity pretty
    much a bunch of gutless cunts that think like sheep. And if he is a ugly cunt and has a looker than he must have
    lots of $$$$ which speaks for itself. So as I said well and truly get fucked cunts.

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    Smash 4 dozen eggs on their car?

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    nah they left the bag on the car, it was self raising. the paintjobs only a year old too, reckon it could be an issue for it?

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    Knock on door with rolling pin?
    I could not eat a wholemeal knowing someone did that to my car.
    It would be the icing on the cake if you get them back.
    Quote Originally Posted by turbosurfer View Post
    Go fuck yourself cunts you to fatboy you cunts wanna bring up wifes as usual im just defending myself.
    Then you all get all teary gang up and attack like a bunch of lebbos that see an open oppertunity pretty
    much a bunch of gutless cunts that think like sheep. And if he is a ugly cunt and has a looker than he must have
    lots of $$$$ which speaks for itself. So as I said well and truly get fucked cunts.

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    Did the car feel doughy to drive after?

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    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.

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    i bet they had a rye smile on their face while doing it.
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    Whatever revenge you enact on them make sure it's not a half-baked plan.
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    Did you baguette up as you left the house?
    Quote Originally Posted by turbosurfer View Post
    Go fuck yourself cunts you to fatboy you cunts wanna bring up wifes as usual im just defending myself.
    Then you all get all teary gang up and attack like a bunch of lebbos that see an open oppertunity pretty
    much a bunch of gutless cunts that think like sheep. And if he is a ugly cunt and has a looker than he must have
    lots of $$$$ which speaks for itself. So as I said well and truly get fucked cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.
    you fuck off newbie. no one gives a fuck about your car dickface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.
    I disagree.

    I feel there is a knead for these jokes and PF really is rising to the occasion.

    Seriously though, do you live in a seedy area or something?

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    Make sure you score the roof in a cross pattern and rub some butter in before you warm it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    you fuck off newbie. no one gives a fuck about your car dickface.
    eat a dick. is your car LHD? no it's not, therefore it's a 1600, not a 510 idiot.

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    I like the other Forg better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    eat a dick. is your car LHD? no it's not, therefore it's a 1600, not a 510 idiot.
    Don't get sourdough on us now.
    Have you got a yeast infection?
    Quote Originally Posted by turbosurfer View Post
    Go fuck yourself cunts you to fatboy you cunts wanna bring up wifes as usual im just defending myself.
    Then you all get all teary gang up and attack like a bunch of lebbos that see an open oppertunity pretty
    much a bunch of gutless cunts that think like sheep. And if he is a ugly cunt and has a looker than he must have
    lots of $$$$ which speaks for itself. So as I said well and truly get fucked cunts.

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    Some people are just bread to be cunts.

    If you can Prove who did it, why not use a stick (french perhaps) and beat them on the scone instead of loafing around on Pf?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogsballs View Post
    I'd rather put a 253 than efi

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    Steal their milk, tip over their bins, cripple their children and then fuck their dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    eat a dick. is your car LHD? no it's not, therefore it's a 1600, not a 510 idiot.
    I'm not entirely sure of the point your trying to make dude. Would you like me to fax you the import papers from 1992, when it was shipped from California to Australia?

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