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    take him over a flower

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    he'll get rolled. problem is he'll probably call his mates, but whatever i'll just need to deal with that when the time comes.

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    bake him some brownies
    Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


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    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    At yeast you guys are consistant, but what would happen if there was a roll reversal?

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    Sounds like he's a gluten for punishment

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    Complain to the police its damage to property.

    As for a Civil case, considering the detail will cost you $100 even the court lodgement fees will be more.

    Maybe go speak to them and tell them if they do anything of this nature again you will be reporting them to the police, and you are 100% serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtom View Post
    Complain to the police its damage to property.

    As for a Civil case, considering the detail will cost you $100 even the court lodgement fees will be more.

    Maybe go speak to them and tell them if they do anything of this nature again you will be reporting them to the police, and you are 100% serious.
    That is a cracker of a plan. You can't go pasta it.
    Last edited by oxy; 16-08-11 at 12:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    the muffin man?
    THE MUFFIN MAN!

    (sorry was in a meating)

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    Given he used self-raising flour rather than plain flour, it certainly sounds like he wanted to rub some salt in to your wounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    Given he used self-raising flour rather than plain flour, it certainly sounds like he wanted to rub some salt in to your wounds
    Self-raising? Maybe he was an up-and-cumin guy?

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    Old mate doesnt sound the full bakers dozen, you should fuck his missus and get her pregnant. With any luck she is a bit of a tart.


    Imagine the look on his face when he finds out there is a bun in the oven.
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    Maybe you just need to sit by a window and cool off.
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    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    On the flip side, if you park your car somewhere hot, you should end up with some new moulds by the end of the week.

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    I'd be careful of fucking around with him - he might be a fruit cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.
    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    you fuck off newbie. no one gives a fuck about your car dickface.
    No need to turn this into a bunfight, fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Self-raising? Maybe he was an up-and-cumin guy?
    Nah, just a cerial offender

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtom View Post
    Complain to the police its damage to property.

    As for a Civil case, considering the detail will cost you $100 even the court lodgement fees will be more.

    Maybe go speak to them and tell them if they do anything of this nature again you will be reporting them to the police, and you are 100% serious.
    Agreed.

    Tell him that if he donut start behaving, you'll roll over there and slice him up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    I'm not entirely sure of the point your trying to make dude. Would you like me to fax you the import papers from 1992, when it was shipped from California to Australia?
    Isnt a 510 the 2 door coupe and the 1600 the 4 door sedan we got over here?


    /end random comment from Datto n00b.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    Nah, just a cerial offender
    He's grrrrrrreeeeaaaat!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sketchypiMp View Post
    Old mate doesnt sound the full bakers dozen
    Agreed, definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

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    What is it with today's modern culture?
    Bake in my day we didn't mix with with seedy blokes like this.
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    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    It's no Wonder he's White.

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    Take to the cunt with a French Stick and tell him you will Knot roll over!!

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    page 4 and Imposter Forg hasn't threatened to kill anyone. He's on a Noble Rise

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    Dont want to gateau the cops? Dont batter them up or fudge the story, if its wafer thin they will only get frosty and you'll really be in the soup.
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    Is there a wine in your diff too? If so, maybe Jesus did it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    page 4 and Imposter Forg hasn't threatened to kill anyone. He's on a Noble Rise
    Maybe he was Bornhoffen more relaxed folk

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    I cant believe I read that entire thread. Towards the end there it was just painful.
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    Fuck yeah, Kinsler stuff for holden 6's is like finding hens teeth buried under rocking horse shit next to the needle in the haystack during a blue moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    I cant believe I read that entire thread. Towards the end there it was just painful.
    I hope you get raped by a brumby and he finds it a delight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    I cant believe I read that entire thread. Towards the end there it was just painful.
    Did you think about Leavening after the first page?

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