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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    Is there a wine in your diff too? If so, maybe Jesus did it?
    Fuck I am in tears here.
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    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    Did you think about Leavening after the first page?
    His comment was half baked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah, punching him in the face.

    if that doesn't work, i'll punch him in the face.
    Scone him instead.
    Quote Originally Posted by piss98
    I wish Kochie would get blown out to sea and never found, in fact most of those dumb cunts standing in the rain telling people not to stand in the rain need to get fucked. Stupid tart on the news last night talking to the weather guy "wow you look totally drenched there whateverthefuckhisnamewas." No shit you vapid bitch he is standing in a fucking cyclone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    THE MUFFIN MAN!

    (sorry was in a meating)
    The Muffin Man? Who lives by Drury lane??
    Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    This thread takes the cake.

    Poolroom before we spoil it...
    Quote Originally Posted by S View Post
    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    I cant believe I read that entire thread. Towards the end there it was just painful.
    Nothing sweet enough to take your fancy? Thought of all people you'd take a bite at the action.
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    Hopefully once you've spoken to him, he might be leaven town. You might get in a jam if your loaf'n around though. Does the guy think he's a bit of an upper crust?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    This thread takes the cake.

    Poolroom before we spoil it...
    agreed, its all getting a bit stale.
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    I'd rather put a 253 than efi

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    This situation is stale no matter how you slice it.
    Quote Originally Posted by piss98
    I wish Kochie would get blown out to sea and never found, in fact most of those dumb cunts standing in the rain telling people not to stand in the rain need to get fucked. Stupid tart on the news last night talking to the weather guy "wow you look totally drenched there whateverthefuckhisnamewas." No shit you vapid bitch he is standing in a fucking cyclone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    The Muffin Man? Who lives by Drury lane??
    Well, she's married to The Muffin Man...

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    This thread's on a roll.
    Quote Originally Posted by piss98
    I wish Kochie would get blown out to sea and never found, in fact most of those dumb cunts standing in the rain telling people not to stand in the rain need to get fucked. Stupid tart on the news last night talking to the weather guy "wow you look totally drenched there whateverthefuckhisnamewas." No shit you vapid bitch he is standing in a fucking cyclone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    This thread takes the cake.
    Best thing since sliced bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Well, she's married to The Muffin Man...
    The Muffin Man?
    Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by sketchypiMp View Post
    Nothing sweet enough to take your fancy? Thought of all people you'd take a bite at the action.
    You're a clown. I wasnt the one doing the biting :P
    You made an awesome attempt at cracking a joke but completely fucked it up, lol.
    I give you points for effort though. Keep at it tiger, one day you'll get it right
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhj View Post
    agreed, its all getting a bit stale.
    D'ough!
    Quote Originally Posted by piss98
    I wish Kochie would get blown out to sea and never found, in fact most of those dumb cunts standing in the rain telling people not to stand in the rain need to get fucked. Stupid tart on the news last night talking to the weather guy "wow you look totally drenched there whateverthefuckhisnamewas." No shit you vapid bitch he is standing in a fucking cyclone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    the muffin man?
    tTHE MUFFIN MAN!


    (I hope he doesn't get a finger in the bun)
    Last edited by Marv; 16-08-11 at 01:12 PM.

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    But you can't have your cake and eat it too Oxy.
    Quote Originally Posted by S View Post
    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    This kneeds to make an appearance in the pool room

    Absolute fucking tears. Well done to all!

    P.S GTREA works for buttercup - it was him wasnt it
    #teamtremolo
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    TJ is 99% African American.
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    And i'd still fuck Betty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    You're a clown. I wasnt the one doing the biting :P
    You made an awesome attempt at cracking a joke but completely fucked it up, lol.
    I give you points for effort though. Keep at it tiger, one day you'll get it right
    Come on mate, dont get cut. One cheesey gag shouldnt spoil it.
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    GTREA works for buttercup - it was him wasnt it
    Does he build it up?
    Last edited by Marv; 16-08-11 at 01:18 PM.

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    flouring some cunts car is mighty soft
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    Did you baguette up as you left the house?
    Donuts everywhere

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    He sounds like a real bad egg. Maybe it's best not to stir the pot. Loaf it a while and see how things pan out.

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    Get it to the Pool Room - this thread has pancaked.

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    Things seem to have gone a-rye and there is no way out no matter how its sliced. This crumby guy had want to pay up his dough or you should toast him. His half-baked schemes arnt going to cut it this time.
    #teamtremolo
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    TJ is 99% African American.
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    And i'd still fuck Betty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    tTHE MUFFIN MAN!


    (I hope he doesn't get a finger in the bun)
    You're a monster!!

    Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    You're a monster!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Get it to the Pool Room - this thread has pancaked.
    Pool room with thread title change to Pseudough legal advice please.
    Yes we Chemistry

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    x 4 pool room.

    srsly funny as fuck
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    I guess that breadcrumb track feature on your new GPS seems a little redundant now

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