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    Mercedes Bent

    This used to belong to a guy from NSW MB Club.

    Car was called "Delilah".

    He had gone to the length of putting gay plastic fake diamonds all through the steering wheel / interior etc etc... and at the last German autofest had fucking eye lashes on it.
    Poor car committed suicide.

    This apparently happened from a tyre blowout that spun him around. By the way he polishes his car normally and the continentals that are on it - doubt it was a blowout.
    It happened on a "mountain run" with a car club (not sure which one) that had plenty of Porsches etc... and our guess is he was attempting to keep up and the fake fag diamonds shifted the balance of the vehicle and then suicided into the wall.

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    He has destroyed that car in more ones than one Autobarn, Supercheap and Mercedes parts from Ebay have alot to answer for.

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    I'm assuming thats the owner in the first photo (on the right)? If so, explains a lot...
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    he looks like a bear
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    Gay shit, but I still feel for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XAC15T View Post
    I'm assuming thats the owner in the first photo (on the right)? If so, explains a lot...
    santa is gay and drives a merc on his days off?
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    Looked like it could have been a nice car. Ah well, it's met it's death and now it can rest in peace.

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    are those part of the eyelashes in the boot ????

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    nice work with the hastily removed head unit

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    Quote Originally Posted by im_boostn View Post
    are those part of the eyelashes in the boot ????
    nah, this happened on halloween - the rest of the edward scissorhands costume ended up in the bush due to the impact
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    Hahah.. god bless PF.

    It would be funny if this red sleigh did belong to santa.. but I have no idea who Santa is. Gay santa, not the real santa.
    I can't see the guy who owned the car in any of the photos.

    Yes that's a piece of the leftover gayness in the boot. I can't imagine why he'd want to remove his stereo in such a hurry as anyone should still be allowed to get access to their car for crap after being assessed, right? I can only assume the CD eject button wouldn't work and he didn't want anyone to see the the village people CD that was left in it.

    I feel sorry for the car, not for the owner. He drove the poor bugger to it's death. Hahah...literally.

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    The diamantes (appropriately circled pink) are fucking gay. What is the thing in the green circle?
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    HAHAHAHAHA.



    EDIT: just found out this bloke has the car tattooed on him.. lol.
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    Pics of car in its former glory(hole)?
    Proudly presenting the new foot long chocolate Subway.
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    The connector next to the headlights is for flag poles. Same as the ones on the dictators specials, only a dictator special - isn't fucking gay like this.

    Deceiver, that is some funny fucking shit.

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    Its a mid 80's 350sl, no great loss. Especially given the faggotry this has been subjected to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SELfor50 View Post
    The connector next to the headlights is for flag poles. Same as the ones on the dictators specials, only a dictator special - isn't fucking gay like this.
    Deceiver, that is some funny fucking shit.

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    Reminds me, I must get back on the hunt and find a pair of them.
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    you might want to not drive around with those on...
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    love the dictators flag mounts as much as i hate this faggot tree of gayness. wouldn't consider myself any sort of homohpobe but the fuck... diamante trim, around the headlights, eyelashes... dunno why that is but i'm going to hate this without feeling too bad. because he turned a half decent cruiser you might not wave to your mates in to a rolling embarassment of an insult to the coked up kraut designers rolling in their graves. unless they were in on this sort of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tut View Post
    you might want to not drive around with those on...
    maybe in Belgium

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    1. put them on car
    2. ????
    3. jail
    4. killed by buttsex by Jurgen and Gunter
    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    More rabbit less turtle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tut View Post
    1. put them on car
    2. ????
    3. jail
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    sure, in Belgium. you've seen Australia. some hippies might throw fruit at you. avoid certain suburbs. don't leave car unattended. don't get me wrong, i wouldn't do it. nazis are dickheads. i'd probably piss on the car, no matter how awesome and Benzly it was.

    it's all good. just fle to the Netherlands and Geert Wilders will put you up for the weekend. he'd probably have some crazy parties.

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    Who the fuck puts eyelashes on there car?
    Gay ass motherfucker!

    I'm wondering if it is the same guy banned from German Auto Fest a few years back for driving like a ass clown at the venue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisS View Post
    Who the fuck puts eyelashes on there car?
    Gay ass motherfucker!

    I'm wondering if it is the same guy banned from German Auto Fest a few years back for driving like a ass clown at the venue?
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    More rabbit less turtle!

    "No new car will ever be better for the environment than an old car that already exists. Unless that old car is a left-wheel drive communist shitbox made of uranium, asbestos and luekemia", oioioioioi

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    More rabbit less turtle!

    "No new car will ever be better for the environment than an old car that already exists. Unless that old car is a left-wheel drive communist shitbox made of uranium, asbestos and luekemia", oioioioioi

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