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    F1 Shit Talk Thread -

    Looks like some of the driver numbers are getting released

    Alonso #14

    Kimi Raikkonen has chosen #7, while Massa will use #19 at Williams. Valtteri Bottas has chosen #77.

    Nico Rosberg (#6, #5 or #8), Sergio Perez (#11), Jean-Eric Vergne (#21, #25 or #27).


    Should have some cars getting released soon??

    http://youtu.be/iJwutdosNIE


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    Testing is in 3 weeks, when are the cars getting unveiled? I would assume (given the rule changes) not until the last minute as nobody is gonna want to show their hand

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    Finally some proper looking cars again! Love this time of year

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    ^^ lol geeze a lot of F1 teams are becoming incredibly homo.

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    Lotus not attending the first test they say as they don't want to show their hand. Could be just the car isn't ready yet.
    If in doubt power out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rona View Post
    Lotus not attending the first test they say as they don't want to show their hand. Could be just the car isn't ready yet.
    Yeah wouldn't you just show up and sandbag as per red bull? If you did actually have something worth hiding.

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    You'd think so plus surely being there would enable you to gain intel on what others have/haven't done. Especially given a completely new drivetrain package and subsequently a very different car you'd think being there and running for as long as possible would be massively beneficial for the team & drivers. Far more then any secrets getting out anyway.
    If in doubt power out

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    I took the Lotus thing to mean they failed the crash test, or didn't have the money to make a heavier chassis for the first test before making a lighter one for the second test.

    Redbull have lost a couple more personnel too.
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    Anything can happen this season, given the changes to just about everything which will in effect rewrite the way races can be won and lost. It's going to be a busy and hectic season for the teams for sure. Looking forward to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripper View Post

    Daniel Ricciardo ‏@danielricciardo
    Reason for #3 is it was my first ever number in karting and I was also a fan of Dale Earnhardt.



    Someone just bagged a whole bunch of American fans haha

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    Read somewhere (cant find it again now) That Lotus is missing the first test that they havent paid Renault for last years engines. Loldonardo's sponsorship refuses to pay for last years bills, only for 2014 supplies. ... Lotus wont give engines to them until last years debts are settled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Racing Ready View Post
    Read somewhere (cant find it again now) That Lotus is missing the first test that they haven't paid Renault for last years engines. Loldonardo's sponsorship refuses to pay for last years bills, only for 2014 supplies. ... Lotus wont give engines to them until last years debts are settled
    Wow! I did read they missed the test. Was not aware this was the reason. Lotus continues to baffle me with how they manage to get decent performance, yet are so financially fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkMash View Post
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    VERY cool picture Mark. Check out how short Jenson Buttons path is. Formula Ford - Formula 3 - F1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitbreak View Post
    Wow! I did read they missed the test. Was not aware this was the reason. Lotus continues to baffle me with how they manage to get decent performance, yet are so financially fucked.
    that would have been a tyre test using last years cars every team was invited not every team went, think he is referring to the first test session this year with the new cars and engines
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripper View Post
    that would have been a tyre test using last years cars every team was invited not every team went, think he is referring to the first test session this year with the new cars and engines
    I was just saying that throughout 2013, Lotus showed on many occasions that they were struggling for money (despite having a strong season), and looks like the trend continues in 2014 if what Racing Ready is saying is accurate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by St00ge View Post
    Daniel Ricciardo ‏@danielricciardo
    Reason for #3 is it was my first ever number in karting and
    He's no number two driver

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    Crashtor LOLdonado has picked #13.

    I think I just might become a fan of him this year haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkMash View Post
    [IMG]http://www.gp-hub.com/files/2013/04/Driver-Path-to-F1-final-redux.jpg[/IG]

    Didn't Di Resta drive in the football league single seater series?

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    John Button died overnight. RIP player.


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    Was just about to post this. RIP hope Jenson can win a race or 2 in his memory.

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    RIP, very sad. seemed like a good dude who knew how to have a good time for an older bloke.

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    RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirhsv View Post
    RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by 23Kev View Post
    Cheers
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    So apparently only 5% carry over parts from last years car. Quite a lot of opportunity for things to go wrong! Jerez should be interesting....

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    geez, I said good luck to John Button in 2012 in the paddock. Very sad

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