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    How to keep my dominating housemate happy?

    So i got this bloke living with me

    few years older than me, seems ok in the initial interview, however has turned out to be a shitcunt

    1 - said he doesn't smoke, he smokes (outside, under the unit) as a result, i walk out of my room of a morning to him having breakfast and that smell of smoke is just "around"
    2 - says he is often out and busy heaps with work, he is on the couch whenever he isn't at work
    3 - Continually Talks whilst I'm trying to watch TV which is usually only friday night (SHUT UP CUNT IM WATCHING RUGBY!)
    4 - hasn't picked up a mob, sponge or vacuum cleaner in who knows how long
    5 - had a go at me the other night when i came home with take out cos i didn't ask him if he wanted any
    6 - Signed on my behalf without asking me for the new security fobs to the unit (he left the envelope for me on the table... i found out later from building manager he signed off... building manager said he fucked up as he should have asked for ID, but signing on behalf of me when not asked too is a massive issue ion my books)..
    7 - is trying to have a say on the body corp on how things should be (thing is here, we rent, therefore have absolutely no voice...)

    ive had enough of him, and to make things worse he has broken shit in the unit and hidden the remains in a draw in the bathroom, and as the bonds in my name its my responsibility (I've been here for 3 years with a unblemished record and never missed payment... only spoken to property manager 3-5 times in 3 years and never received any complaints for anything!)

    I've never kicked anyone out of a place before as i have lived with top cunts or mates, however this guy is getting the arse this week, however a few questions

    1 - I'm going to get a quote from buntings to get a replacement towel rack and install it - fait to take this from his bond?
    2 - he pays rent fortnightly, am i being fair in giving him 4 weeks notice to be out?

    i doubt he will trash the joint if it goes pair shaped but i know he will be his usually argumentative self and justify his own existence....

    so PF, put your minds together and tell me how to deal with shitcunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
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    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
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    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Is he on the lease or are you illegally renting the room ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Mega View Post
    Is he on the lease or are you illegally renting the room ?
    he isn't on lease

    i am "sub letting" you may say to him...

    not meant to in the block, but i subletted when i was moved in, and then when the chick i lived with moved out and my mate moved in we went on lease jointly and when he moved to UK in May i took on lease
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
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    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
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    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

    Copied real estate header to word doc.
    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
    Well played I reckon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    he isn't on lease

    i am "sub letting" you may say to him...

    not meant to in the block, but i subletted when i was moved in, and then when the chick i lived with moved out and my mate moved in we went on lease jointly and when he moved to UK in May i took on lease
    thats easy then. chuck all his shit to the curb and tell him to go fuck himself..... do it the morning rent is due to ease the burden. I assume he pays rent in advance and not in arrears.
    Last edited by Fondles; 21-09-14 at 08:33 PM.

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    You posting a thread on how to kick a room mate out on Pf means you have no balls, you have two options:

    1) Grow a pair
    2) Move out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

    Copied real estate header to word doc.
    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
    Well played I reckon.
    What a soft cock.

    Tell the cunt to fuck off. If he doesn't call the cops and say he's a squatter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

    Copied real estate header to word doc.
    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
    Well played I reckon.
    Love it, but carries an obvious amount of effort.

    I reckon I'd do the letter part, and maybe partially pack my things up to a point where he's goneski.

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    For the sake of the cost of a towel rack I'd wear it to get rid of him. Sounds like he could become a right prick and cost you a lot more than $50 or whatever it costs you just because you wouldn't give him some of his bond back. Reduce the chance of confrontation if you ask me.

    4 weeks notice is fair I reckon. I presume there is nothing written down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

    Copied real estate header to word doc.
    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
    Well played I reckon.
    is a good idea, but far too much effort for me to do this!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    i don't mind living by myself for a while, only issue is that rents 700 a week and i settle on a investment property around 10th October so being financially mean til then....
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Man up and talk to the bloke. Fuck me.
    Retard Honour Wall.
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    Rob Sloth Young did i ask for your opinion? no. i only want it for a paddock bomb. go play with traffic.
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    you stupid fucken imbicle.
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    Lol. This is worse than a divorce!

    Can't wait for the interim period between you saying gtfo and him getting tfo.

    Or maybe make-up sex is in order?

    How much shot did he bring with him ie fridges/couches hard to remove stuff?
    Last edited by JESUS CHRIST; 21-09-14 at 08:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shonky View Post
    For the sake of the cost of a towel rack I'd wear it to get rid of him. Sounds like he could become a right prick and cost you a lot more than $50 or whatever it costs you just because you wouldn't give him some of his bond back. Reduce the chance of confrontation if you ask me.

    4 weeks notice is fair I reckon. I presume there is nothing written down?
    bar nothing written down, but i did give him a receipt for the bond which I'm sure he has.... he will get his bond back
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by choppo View Post
    Lol. This is worse than a divorce!

    Can't wait for the interim period between you saying gtfo and him getting tfo.

    Or maybe makeup sex is in order?
    Break-up sex? That'd work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

    Copied real estate header to word doc.
    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
    Well played I reckon.
    wow. surprised the chick didn't say "so where are we gunna move flatmate?" and have him end up finding another house and paying rent there too.

    Move a girlfriend in opie, he'll get sick of that pretty quick, and avoid it going pair shaped(sic).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    i don't mind living by myself for a while, only issue is that rents 700 a week and i settle on a investment property around 10th October so being financially mean til then....
    If having someone rent (or not) your spare room has a financial implication on the settling of an investment property in 19 days time then I think bigger issues are at hand here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadsailing View Post
    wow. surprised the chick didn't say "so where are we gunna move flatmate?" and have him end up finding another house and paying rent there too.

    Move a girlfriend in opie, he'll get sick of that pretty quick, and avoid it going pair shaped(sic).
    Does he really want to shack up with someone for the purpose of out-annoying the flatmate? That's dangerous.

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    Tell him you are coming out of the closet and fancy him..

    PS, you're fucked if he fancies you back !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Mega View Post
    If having someone rent (or not) your spare room has a financial implication on the settling of an investment property in 19 days time then I think bigger issues are at hand here.
    i might keep the place for a month which is great as I'm in the middle of uni exams and try and find a new flatty come mid/late november
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southo View Post
    Tell him you are coming out of the closet and fancy him..

    PS, you're fucked if he fancies you back !!!!
    Was about to post this. Maybe start walking about the apartment in women's underwear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Evo 7 View Post
    Does he really want to shack up with someone for the purpose of out-annoying the flatmate? That's dangerous.
    i'm just engineering his next thread for him.

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    Good one dickhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    i might keep the place for a month which is great as I'm in the middle of uni exams and try and find a new flatty come mid/late november
    Your at uni and have a joint that cost $700.00 per week to rent .......

    Am I missing something ?

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    I am guessing he is doing an MBA or similar...

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    Give him 2 weeks, pay for the $10 towel rack yourself. Only query is get him to decode whether he goes immediately
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
    Well played I reckon.
    The fuck is wrong with people?
    Just tell the cunt its not working and he has to go, dont lie, just be honest.
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