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    Go thru the classified and find a couple of poofters and invite the. To your place.
    Cunt comes home to a couple of naked dudes fucking on the couch he'll leave.

    Buy a new couch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Mega View Post
    Your at uni and have a joint that cost $700.00 per week to rent .......

    Am I missing something ?
    Im a IT Contractor by day and I'm doing my masters by night

    i also still play Club Rugby on top of this and lead a social life
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    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
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    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
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    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ DUDE View Post
    Go thru the classified and find a couple of poofters and invite the. To your place.
    Cunt comes home to a couple of naked dudes fucking on the couch he'll leave.

    Buy a new couch.
    10pts. Did lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    Im a IT Contractor by day and I'm doing my masters by night

    i also still play Club Rugby on top of this and lead a social life

    You should slum it down a bit and look towards flats that are only $400.00 per week, then you won't have to deal with the riff raff.

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    I'm sensing this thread is an elaborate ruse by the op in order to cover the humblebrag which has been slipped in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splashman View Post
    I'm sensing this thread is an elaborate ruse by the op in order to cover the humblebrag which has been slipped in here.
    Where abouts is the flat again Mitch? Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by splashman View Post
    I'm sensing this thread is an elaborate ruse by the op in order to cover the humblebrag which has been slipped in here.
    not really
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveee View Post
    Where abouts is the flat again Mitch? Haha
    Elizabeth/Rushcutters Bay..... Just behind Kings Cross
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    PM Muz, he will tell you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Mega View Post
    You should slum it down a bit and look towards flats that are only $400.00 per week, then you won't have to deal with the riff raff.
    one bedders or 2 bed junkie dens are usually in this price range

    i have harbour views
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiahatsiu View Post
    Dear Fidel,
    Well, enough small talk, how is the corn chute?
    Regards
    Kia.
    Quote Originally Posted by rolin7
    the car is basically a drunk guy from Toowoomba with an empty VB case on his head.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomvale13 View Post
    maybe don a stackhat, a cardigan, wear a cheese cake as underpants and see how it goes

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    4 weeks is kinda standard, so less than that you're a prick unless there's a good reason. Aside from #4, IMHO you're being a bit precious. HTH

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    shit in his bed

    he'll get the message
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    Quote Originally Posted by 80DGY View Post
    shit in his bed

    he'll get the message
    1. Remove pillow case.
    2. turn inside out.
    3. take dump and wipe ass with pillow case.
    4. put back on pillow.
    5. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Mega View Post
    1. Remove pillow case.
    2. turn inside out.
    3. take dump and wipe ass with pillow case.
    4. put back on pillow.
    5. lol.
    Reminds me if a prank I played in the principals son on a highschooltrip trip once.

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    Leave him a note saying You know what he did last summer with a small section of the broken towel rack.
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    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    so how did the confrontation go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ DUDE View Post
    Go thru the classified and find a couple of poofters and invite the. To your place.
    Cunt comes home to a couple of naked dudes fucking on the couch he'll leave.

    Buy a new couch.
    Haha thanks for the lols. Definitely buy a new couch afterwards. Burn it send it to hell
    Sutherland Shires #1 Escort? is that like being the 4th best prostitute in Kazahkstan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport4 View Post
    Can you gearbox his place of residence...Oh...
    Haha.

    Tell him he has a week then change the locks.

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    Ask him to move out, find someone else.

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    [QUOTE=tim510;842176413]Ask him to move out, find someone else.[/QUOTE

    You're an idiot, this will never work! Far better to come up with some sort of long winded complex plan that takes months to do and will probably fail.

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    [QUOTE=Dave Gahan;842176421]
    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    Ask him to move out, find someone else.[/QUOTE

    You're an idiot, this will never work! Far better to come up with some sort of long winded complex plan that takes months to do and will probably fail.
    What's a PF thread without talk of crazy schemes?

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    Eat nothing but baked beans for a week or so and save up all your farts for home

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    Tell him you have ebola?
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    When he is sitting on the lounge just jerk off and blow a load in his face while screaming 'I live in Double Bay!'
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    you stupid fucken imbicle.
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    Syphon all the water out of his pond?
    Hide yo' wife!!!

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    A long time ago:

    My housemate (Lease in his name): Ben, do you want to move out?

    Me: No, if I wanted to move out I'd move out....!

    Two weeks later.

    My Housemate: Ben i want you to move out and I'm giving you two weeks notice.

    Me : Oh, OK.

    See, it's all in the wording.
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    Wait till he's out, change locks, pile his shit outside?

    (I may have actually done this, minus the piling shit outside)
    "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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