Page 4 of 25 FirstFirst 1234567814 ... LastLast
Results 91 to 120 of 722

Thread: How to keep my dominating housemate happy?

  1. #91
    Registered User HARD CUNT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Elizabeth bay/kings x... Sydney
    Posts
    1,420
    30 it is

    I wasn't going to give him a week and be a downright cunt but I thought 30 was ample ms very fair

    As I said, I told him we have been asked to love out at owners request

  2. #92
    Registered User nevans's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Brisbang
    Posts
    1,527
    Jesus. Fuck hanging out with him for another 30 days. Have a fun month! Two weeks tops would have been my go.

  3. #93
    Registered User HARD CUNT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Elizabeth bay/kings x... Sydney
    Posts
    1,420
    If he goes within 30 that's fine

    I ain't putting a add up to replace him until he is long gone! I can more than easily afford this place by myself

    He is the biggest couch potato I've ever met... When he isn't at work he is on the couch, has no mates that I know of as he never seems to be out and got shitty at me the other night cod I got home first and sat down on MY couch to watch MY tv and he was pissed he couldnt watch what he wanted

  4. #94
    Registered User nevans's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Brisbang
    Posts
    1,527
    I hope he gets out sooner for your sake. Good luck.

  5. #95
    Registered User HARD CUNT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Elizabeth bay/kings x... Sydney
    Posts
    1,420
    Has no mrs and has distanced himself from his family

    I had a chick I was banging for a while over who said she felt weird around him!

  6. #96
    Registered Fingerer
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    gold coast
    Posts
    818
    she was fucking him as well, you idiot.. that wierd feeling = wet box

  7. #97
    Registered User Mudkicker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Brisbane/QLD
    Posts
    920
    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    He is the biggest couch potato I've ever met... When he isn't at work he is on the couch, has no mates that I know of as he never seems to be out and got shitty at me the other night cod I got home first and sat down on MY couch to watch MY tv and he was pissed he couldnt watch what he wanted
    Sounds exactly like my old flatmate, who I also had dramas with when it came to getting him out! Good luck

  8. #98
    Registered User HARD CUNT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Elizabeth bay/kings x... Sydney
    Posts
    1,420
    Quote Originally Posted by Nelso View Post
    she was fucking him as well, you idiot.. that wierd feeling = wet box
    She def wasn't mate!

  9. #99
    Unregistered User Permit Roadsailing's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    melbourne
    Posts
    5,627
    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post

    As I said, I told him we have been asked to love out at owners request
    Wow, nothing like straightforward honesty. Guess he can't check and its too late to report you for subletting. Hope it all works for you all the same.

  10. #100
    Registered User HARD CUNT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Elizabeth bay/kings x... Sydney
    Posts
    1,420
    Quote Originally Posted by Roadsailing View Post
    Wow, nothing like straightforward honesty. Guess he can't check and its too late to report you for subletting. Hope it all works for you all the same.
    Goes both ways

    He told me he didn't smoke and he does!

    Even if he did sob me in, I know of multiple other cases in the block even by some owners.... Old mate next door is the body corp secretary and I get along great with him... Even helped him with a Reno and moving some stuff for him as he is about 75 and didn't wana do it himself!

  11. #101
    Registered User smithbro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    670
    No offence but you kind of dealt with this like you have a vagina. I don't understand people that avoid confrontation and make up BS instead. The sharing situation isn't working, you are his landlord. Should have just made him aware of the fact and asked him to leave. Now you'll have to awkwardly continue your BS about 'being asked to move out'.

  12. #102
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    630
    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    As I said, I told him we have been asked to love out at owners request
    What if he doesn't get any of his shit together to move out because he is waiting for you to pack up your stuff?

    What would you say to him if 30 days comes around, nothing is packed and he says 'but you aren't packed yourself so i thought i had more time'?

  13. #103
    Custon User Title Borked Cplus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    the backwater
    Posts
    9,845
    Fuck me, man up.

    Im not happy with our living arrangements and want to live on my own, consider this 2 weeks notice.

    dont like it, GTFO.

    Oh wait, that's what I want you to do.
    Public Service Reminder

    Quote Originally Posted by boostin31 View Post
    I once 1/2 filled a powerade bottle with piss at a daft punk concert then launched it. I doubt the person on the receiving end even knew what hit them though.

  14. #104
    Registered Fatman Dark Orange's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Yeppoon
    Posts
    4,010
    I cannot see this going as smoothly as expected...
    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

  15. #105
    "The bitches, are wet" Sketchy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    ruddvegas
    Posts
    9,991
    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    If he goes within 30 that's fine

    I ain't putting a add up to replace him until he is long gone! I can more than easily afford this place by myself

    He is the biggest couch potato I've ever met... When he isn't at work he is on the couch, has no mates that I know of as he never seems to be out and got shitty at me the other night cod I got home first and sat down on MY couch to watch MY tv and he was pissed he couldnt watch what he wanted
    Hassle the cunt like nothing else at least two weeks out from the 30 days. My previous room mate did the same shit and didnt do a thing until I told him he had to be out by the weekend or we were no longer mates and his shit would be getting tossed on the footpath. He found a place to live within 3 hours after "looking at over 3000 places" in the month I gave him to leave.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimi View Post
    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
    Quote Originally Posted by schnitzelburger View Post
    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

  16. #106
    Registered User Instigator's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Penrith
    Posts
    1,624
    Assuming he actually moves out, what passive aggressive strategy will you deploy when he drops by for a random visit and you still live there?

  17. #107
    Registered User HARD CUNT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Elizabeth bay/kings x... Sydney
    Posts
    1,420
    Quote Originally Posted by No_idea View Post
    What if he doesn't get any of his shit together to move out because he is waiting for you to pack up your stuff?

    What would you say to him if 30 days comes around, nothing is packed and he says 'but you aren't packed yourself so i thought i had more time'?
    It's a 2 bed unit, my shit can be packed up in under half a day.... I have cupboards of shit packed away./

  18. #108
    Registered User Mudkicker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Brisbane/QLD
    Posts
    920
    So you're actually going to pack your shit??

  19. #109
    Nay sayer Mr Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Canberra
    Posts
    14,620
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Orange View Post
    I cannot see this going as smoothly as expected...
    Me either, but the good thing is soon enough an argument will ensue, which will result in hard truths being told and hence both parties getting a clearer picture of how/when the subletter will leave.

    No easier time to tell someone "youre an annoying cunt and I want you out of my place" than when theyve started a petty argument with you.
    #WHOTW award winner #blessed #susanalbumparty

  20. #110
    Registered User smithbro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    670
    Generally the embarrassment of not being a suitable housemate would be shameful enough to make him pack his shit and fuck off. Sometimes it takes some tough times/hard truths for people to quit living like they are parent sponsored.

  21. #111
    Registered User Marlin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    On the Shelf
    Posts
    5,142
    Fuck me, what an unnecessary saga. Use this as a learning experience, and focus on growing some man-balls.

  22. #112
    Nay sayer Mr Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Canberra
    Posts
    14,620
    Im curious how many of these critics would "grow a pair" and put the heavy word on someone who has keys to their houses.
    #WHOTW award winner #blessed #susanalbumparty

  23. #113
    Purist, whats that? Jason Broadhurst's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    North Brisbane
    Posts
    6,244
    And when he finds our you are lying? Same result he still has keys and at least up front you were not a clam opening.
    Jason Broadhurst

    Someone once asked me if they could use my mower. I said "sure, so long as it doesn't leave my yard"

  24. #114
    Nay sayer Mr Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Canberra
    Posts
    14,620
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Broadhurst View Post
    And when he finds our you are lying? Same result he still has keys and at least up front you were not a clam opening.
    He'll be gone then.

    I dont agree lying is the best policy here, but it could be worse.
    #WHOTW award winner #blessed #susanalbumparty

  25. #115
    Wait what? sirhsv's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Brizvegas
    Posts
    5,660
    Quote Originally Posted by Mudkicker View Post
    So you're actually going to pack your shit??
    Not if Tremolos suggestion of a romantic advance goes down well, his flat mate will be doing that for him
    Sutherland Shires #1 Escort? is that like being the 4th best prostitute in Kazahkstan?

  26. #116
    Registered User smithbro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    670
    As long as you are honest and just tell him how it is, without being rude or abusive, there should be no reason why he would fuck with you or your shit. Escalating it to a GTFO will obviously not give the same result though. I spent around 2 years with various random housemates and had to be honest with a few when it was just not working.

  27. #117
    Minister for Sport Sport4's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    1,639
    Continuous House Party @ Mitch's place until the bloke leaves?
    Good one dickhead

  28. #118
    The Fresh Prince of PF pepsi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    876
    Just send him a link to this thread

    Also shave off his eyebrows while he's asleep
    GIANTS TALK LIKE THIS.

  29. #119
    Registered User Marlin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    On the Shelf
    Posts
    5,142
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Ed View Post
    Im curious how many of these critics would "grow a pair" and put the heavy word on someone who has keys to their houses.
    The mistake is not making it abundantly clear from the beginning how it is.
    1. You're renting from me
    2. Don't bullshit me
    3. If you bullshit me you're out.

    It's simple. And hence the lesson has been learned.
    Some critics don't need to grow balls. We've always had them.

  30. #120
    Registered User nevans's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Brisbang
    Posts
    1,527
    I would have just told him I was keen for my own space and no longer needed him supplementing the rent. Thank him for being a good bloke but you're ready for the freedom of your own place. Two weeks. Bye.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •