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    Fuck me, I can't believe this.

    I had to boot a cunt out of my house a couple of months ago. It's not real hard.

    "Hey, I really like mu own space and this is not working out for me. You have no lease, you have until the end of the week to move out."

    What's he going to do? Bash you? If he's a couch potato whining poof who complains he can't watch his favorite show id say nothing. Fuck.

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    End of the week?

    Harsh!
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    I'd say that's fair given the description of the bloke. Well, what I meant was one week.

    Like I say, what's he going to do? He has no lease. Technically he could give him 24 hours. He's never going to see him again.

    Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

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    gawd. not only are you dodging confrontation in real life (why are you scared of a couch potato?) you're also dodging confrontation in this thread.... no response to all the people calling you a vagina for how you dealt with this?

    man up and tell the guy to leave on your terms. That's the idea of sub-letting, you actually have the law on your side, right up to throwing his shit on the lawn and changing the locks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bv View Post
    gawd. not only are you dodging confrontation in real life (why are you scared of a couch potato?) you're also dodging confrontation in this thread.... no response to all the people calling you a vagina for how you dealt with this?

    man up and tell the guy to leave on your terms. That's the idea of sub-letting, you actually have the law on your side, right up to throwing his shit on the lawn and changing the locks.
    Plenty of people have called me a cunt over the years, im use to it.../ otherwise I wouldn't lurk around this joint

    Anyway, he has accepted the notice and being the epically conciserate cunt I am I even gave him a extra week so he has u til 8/11 to go (he is away for a week soon)

    Already has a few places lined up to view so could be gone sooner rather than later!

    Gave agents a heads up of pending changes and also to schedule the yearly inspection (Im a good tennant and proactive with this shit and all things to do with the agent)

    Re confrontation.... I got far too much going on to deal with his bickering and it would have just been easier to sell this story than tell him he isn't working././ as I said he has no mates and no fam and no real life apart from his work and my couch/tv so I had no idea how he would deal with it and as I said, easier to just say owner wants us out therefore not making it personal....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post


    As I said, I told him we have been asked to move out at owners request
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    anyway, he has accepted the notice and being the epically considerate cunt I am I even gave him a extra week so he has u til 8/11 to go (he is away for a week soon)
    That was nice of the owners to give you's an extra week........................

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    Lol, I thought the same thing. What did you say to him when he asked for an extra week?

    Does he think youre that tight with the owners that you can make that sort of agreement on their behalf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Mega View Post
    That was nice of the owners to give you's an extra week........................
    I said owners want it back mid nov and I want a few days to get my shit together and I have uni exams that week aswell!

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    And the stories deepen!

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    Op has to much going on in his life he can come up with a deep and complicated plot to trick a lazy hobo out of his house.. imagine if you were bored, you would be giving his family members cancer and cutting his brake lines. Yikes.

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    Fuck me, this is the biggest bitch thread of 2014
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    TJ is 99% African American.
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    And i'd still fuck Betty....

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    Just man up and tell him you made it all up and that you were awkward about it. Tell him it's not working and he has to leave.

    Releasing yourself from a lie is the best feeling ever.
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    It's always piss easy from the cheap seats - Everyone always would have done stuff differently - from how to resign and whether to burn bridges or not to someone parking in your car spot at work.

    EVERYBODY deals with stuff differently - especially behind a keyboard...

    As long as you can remember the story and you are happy with it - good luck with it all, sometimes it's much easier to make up shit than deal with shit cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exocet Aust. View Post
    Guy called JJJ recently with same problem. Here's what he did.

    Copied real estate header to word doc.
    Wrote letter to leasee stating owner wants to renovate and they had 4 weeks notice.
    Posted it to home address, addressed to flat mates.
    He was so desperate to get this chick out of the house, he moved all his shit out 4 days before the "eviction" date to his mums place, waited for her to move her shit out, then moved everything back.
    Well played I reckon.
    Hahahaaha. This is the George Costanza move right here.
    What a shitload of effort when you could just talk to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    Plenty of people have called me a cunt over the years, im use to it.../ otherwise I wouldn't lurk around this joint

    Anyway, he has accepted the notice and being the epically conciserate cunt I am I even gave him a extra week so he has u til 8/11 to go (he is away for a week soon)

    Already has a few places lined up to view so could be gone sooner rather than later!

    Gave agents a heads up of pending changes and also to schedule the yearly inspection (Im a good tennant and proactive with this shit and all things to do with the agent)

    Re confrontation.... I got far too much going on to deal with his bickering and it would have just been easier to sell this story than tell him he isn't working././ as I said he has no mates and no fam and no real life apart from his work and my couch/tv so I had no idea how he would deal with it and as I said, easier to just say owner wants us out therefore not making it personal....
    Dude... You could have said you just want your space back, "it's nothing personal". That's exactly what I did and the fella was out in 1 week.

    Instead you have made up an elaborate story and you will be walking on egg shells until he leaves. If he finds out about it he will most likely take it "very personally".

    Good luck for the next month! (and 6 days).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southo View Post
    sometimes it's much easier to make up shit than deal with shit cunts.
    Pfft. People think it's easier because they can't handle the thought of confrontation. It's just a load of shit. The reality of a situation they fear of resulting in conflict is generally no where near as bad as they had dreamed up in their head. The result of bullshitting someone because they were too afraid to be honest is often worse.

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    Maybe he's just the creative type?

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    How's this going?

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    He is meant to move out this week which is 5 weeks since he was given notice

    I have give one reference but he this morning asks for a extension

    I can move states and countries in 5 weeks, unsure why it's so hard to find a new place in the same town in the same timeframe!

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    So he knows you're full of shit and you've handled this really badly?
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    Lol.

    Why dont you just move into the laundry and give him your room?

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    Hahaha. Looks like you have to pack your shit up to keep the story going.

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    Boothy and Mitchamus should move in together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    He is meant to move out this week which is 5 weeks since he was given notice

    I have give one reference but he this morning asks for a extension

    I can move states and countries in 5 weeks, unsure why it's so hard to find a new place in the same town in the same timeframe!
    How can he ask for an extension? You said earlier you guys have to move out at the owner's request! What's going to happen on the 8th? Are you going to pack shit up and pretend to move out?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    Anyway, he has accepted the notice and being the epically conciserate cunt I am I even gave him a extra week so he has u til 8/11 to go (he is away for a week soon)

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    Tell him you are putting his stuff on the street on the 9th.
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    TJ is 99% African American.
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    And i'd still fuck Betty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchamus View Post
    I can move states and countries in 5 weeks, unsure why it's so hard to find a new place in the same town in the same timeframe!
    Because he knows you are lying because you are an enormous pussy.

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    Yeh he asked YOU for an extension as I dare say he knows you are the person asking him to move not the owners.
    Hide yo' wife!!!

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    Well this has been a spectacular backfire.

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