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    My panelvan is a piece of shit so I'm making my own but with blackjack and hookers.

    Once upon a time, I had a semi reliable daily.



    I used it to cart lots of shit



    Then some of the shit made an escape attempt.



    So we pulled parts off to fix a mate's girlfriend's wagon and left it to die.



    Then I bought this amazing mistake



    Which turned out to be a rusty piece of shit! How about that? On another note. The mate's wagon got run with no water and turned into a parts opportunity.



    To discourage using the wagon that didn't run, lethal force was used.



    Safety



    Job well done I reckon



    Some further supplies were obviously needed.



    And with some assembly required still the shitpiece is in progress.



    Also bought this shitpiece for further parts. Sadly no engine or box, but thats what the RBs are for.




    This one is even lined up to not be painted with spray cans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skompa View Post

    This one is even lined up to not be painted with spray cans.
    leftover house paint mixed together and rolled on ?
    you cant spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripper View Post
    leftover house paint mixed together and rolled on ?
    That doesn't turn out well. My uncles trailer looks like a bad night at an indian restaurant.
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    Eventual "plan" is Rb30e+t bulldozer turbo Z32 gearbox vt wagon with 2 seats and street rego because I like inviting defects over for lunch.
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    jooo cray cray.



    hurry up and fit a fucken arrrbeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloth View Post
    jooo cray cray.



    hurry up and fit a fucken arrrbeeee
    Turns out that 30 has a melted piston. New 30 getting delivered in 2 weeks.
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    jb weld the piston back up. doooo eeeet

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    you win.
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    70ynu has to be the most retarded cunt here. "Help me please" me "you need to remove your head" him "fuck off cunt I'm to lazy fuck off out of my thread you told me to do something I don't want to do so you're a cunt fuck off can some one please tell me an easier way???"
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    Its a tight battle between you and rogercordia for the most retarded member on here, thou i think you have it by 5 window licks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bueller View Post
    you win.
    I expect more competition when the starion is on the road
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_pete View Post
    This. My hyper ADD decision making pales in comparison to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skompa View Post
    Eventual "plan" is Rb30e+t bulldozer turbo Z32 gearbox vt wagon with 2 seats and street rego because I like inviting defects over for lunch.
    So whats the green ute shitbrick for?
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    The bent VY is for interior and the LS1 K frame. Looks like with very little modification, I should be able to use the LS k frame, R33 engine mount brackets and R32 engine mount rubbers to have an almost direct bolt in.

    Z32 gearbag with RB25 bellhousing should put the shifter in approximately the right spot. Custom tailshaft and gearbox crossmember and Bob's your mother's brother.
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    So where does the yellow nugget fit into this scheme?
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    Chickens will slip under water in the cover of darkness like a seal team and FUCK YOU UP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faux Forg View Post
    So where does the yellow nugget fit into this scheme?
    Sounds like it's not.
    Mmmmmmmmm beer.

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    You had one fucking job, Imran. One. Now look, there's Flibberty Gibbets all up in here, seeing straight through your ruse. One. Fucking. Job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_pete View Post
    From what I can work out these threads involve starting with 3-4 crap cars, getting the worst bits out of all of them and combining them with the foresight of a gerbil on methamphetamine to result in the automotive equivalent of 'The Human Centipede'. Just before it's finished the whole lot winds up in the for sale section for 45 cents with no takers and then gets carted off for scrap. Two weeks later it begins again.

    We all end up feeling a lot better about our unfinished projects, three shithouse cars are taken off the road and Skompa seems to have fun, so it's a victimless process. So don't take this as criticism! From what I can tell the mechanical aptitude seems ok, though planning may need some work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skompa View Post
    The bent VY is for interior and the LS1 K frame. Looks like with very little modification, I should be able to use the LS k frame, R33 engine mount brackets and R32 engine mount rubbers to have an almost direct bolt in.

    Z32 gearbag with RB25 bellhousing should put the shifter in approximately the right spot. Custom tailshaft and gearbox crossmember and Bob's your mother's brother.
    I thought VL cross member was the go for bolting in RB stuff to commodore shit, or is that only pre VT?

    Send that panno to a long overdue death please, fold that fucker in half.
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    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sketchy View Post

    So whats the green ute shitbrick for?
    Atmosphere
    Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    The van is fucked. I'd feel bad giving it away let alone selling it to someone.
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    VL crossmember only works in VB to VS commodores. Have had a 30 turbo VR Lexcen before.
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    It seems it has turned into a race, whichever fucking shit holden makes it to drivable first, I'll keep that one.
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    The sad part is I don't think I could make turbo manifolds worse than my first attempt. Which may be too awesome for this project.

    *sadface*

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    All these broken links. However panelvan updates.

    Fucked off the commodores, stuck with the rust. Retrieved rust from afraid.

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    Also soarer. For reasons.
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    What a sexy collection of vehicles


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    So many rust
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    Was there a dead backpacker included inside the white van?
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    Chickens will slip under water in the cover of darkness like a seal team and FUCK YOU UP.

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    My complementary dead backpacker fell out of some of the weight reduction.
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    The trailer hire be more than the rusty van be worth
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    Dave, have you uploaded the data from the carby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogsballs View Post
    The trailer hire be more than the rusty van be worth
    True for both of them.

    However have sold the gts guards for the cost of the HQ so it evens out.
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    Also chunks that aren't rusty are going to fix rusty chunks on the other shitpiece.
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