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    Spending money on cars Neeek's Avatar
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    Everyone needs another car, right?

    Went looking on the Internetz for something quite specific, found one or two (but none in my state), spoke to owners, looked at many pics and some shit quality videos. Big bag o' nope – too this, too much that, not enough of that thing over there, why did you ruin it, you want HOW much… GLWS, etc.

    Saw one pop up in Sydney, prepared lengthy discussion paper outlining all pros and cons of a 3-car family, chat was had with nopics, permission was sought, and granted.

    Chatted to a man in Sydney for a long time (nice bloke… unusual), got all the answers I was looking for, the stars appeared to align and I low-balled him. A laugh from the other end of the 'phone and we met in the middle. Seeing as I was prepared to buy sight unseen by flying down to Sydney and driving back up to Brisbane, he told me all the problems with it (short list, nothing even remotely scary), read out a list of everything that had been done to it in his care… game on, I shall purchase your car, sir!

    Flight booked last night BNE-SYD on Saturday morning, one way, emergency exit seat (as I am blessed with ample height). Then we will meet at his place around noon whereupon I shall hand over an envelope stuffed with used non-sequential $50s and then proceed to drive the cunt 1,000km back home, probably with an overnight stop on the way because I am an old man and can’t do it in one hit anymore. And hopefully the drive will be completed without incident.

    If you know what it is already (and a couple of you do), please don’t spoil the ridiculously underwhelming reveal which will, by the powers of iPhone, be made available to this very channel over the course of the weekend. That is unless I'm too busy masturbating furiously in the Recaro seat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neeek View Post
    prepared lengthy discussion paper outlining all pros and cons of a 3-car family,
    Can you provide me a copy of this discussion paper? Thx.
    "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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    The correct number of cars is n+1, where n is the number of cars you currently have. Maths.

    Now I'm trying to work out the most disappointing car with factory Recaros. Colt Ralliart?

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    Just say what it is you fag

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    Quote Originally Posted by tremolo View Post
    Just say what it is you fag
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    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    Correct number of cars can also be represented by the following:
    # Of Cars = D -1
    In the above formula D is the number of cars that would cause divorce in your household.

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    Inspired by the MCM Stancer you went and purchased FLYGTI ?




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    I've got my eye on this at the moment. Unless it better its a dud thread.

    http://www.joemacari.com/All-Cars-fo...uayra_1032.htm

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    Cant be worse than anything me or skompa own.. so fuckin spill it cunt
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    Its a tight battle between you and rogercordia for the most retarded member on here, thou i think you have it by 5 window licks

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    The 'second coming' ?


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    The old Ares Speed CRX?


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    Somthing from that Osman fella perhaps ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Somthing from that Osman fella perhaps ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonfed View Post
    The 'second coming' ?

    Fuck, I love that thing. Never tire of drinking in the delicious details...

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    no 911 no care

    i'm guessing cosworth mercedes
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    Renault Alpine.
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    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    This Renault Alpine,
    Quote Originally Posted by S View Post
    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    This Renault Alpine,
    I'd have that! I don't think Neek is wierd enough for a French car, but then again he did own a 70's Skoda.
    "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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    It was pretty cool in a French kind of way.
    Quote Originally Posted by S View Post
    I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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    need a lift on Saturday? I'm 15mins from the airport

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    need a lift on Saturday? I'm 15mins from the airport
    good thinking - give him a lift and get the exclusive photos up here before Neeek does..


    teach neeek a lesson for being all secret squirrel
    Last edited by 9triton; 17-03-16 at 03:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    It was pretty cool in a French kind of way.
    do it! just never change a rear wheel bearing

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    Lada, one of the Brock ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    This Renault Alpine,
    Alpine - it's French for dish?
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