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    Quote Originally Posted by Sketchy View Post
    Inquiries made, car is available. Owners words when I mentioned I had a mate looking for one were "It's a shocker. Tell him to rethink his decision"

    Figured I'd use that as leverage to get him to sell his one cheap, no dice. Wants $4k.

    I laughed. Sorry gents
    does he need to ship it from russia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sketchy View Post
    Inquiries made, car is available. Owners words when I mentioned I had a mate looking for one were "It's a shocker. Tell him to rethink his decision"

    Figured I'd use that as leverage to get him to sell his one cheap, no dice. Wants $4k.

    I laughed. Sorry gents
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    Quote Originally Posted by E-Z View Post
    does he need to ship it from russia?
    NFI what he is thinking there. Would honestly be the only time anyone would ever offer to buy it from him I'd have thought.

    I'll stay on the case and see what I can do. Might even try to catch up with him over the weekend and grab a few pics of it.
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    Purple... bit expensive though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sketchy View Post
    Figured I'd use that as leverage to get him to sell his one cheap, no dice. Wants $4k.
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    Yeah spotted that one, reckons broken driveshaft but looks like the wheel has been pushed up into the guard to me so who knows what else is munted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdyno
    70ynu has to be the most retarded cunt here. "Help me please" me "you need to remove your head" him "fuck off cunt I'm to lazy fuck off out of my thread you told me to do something I don't want to do so you're a cunt fuck off can some one please tell me an easier way???"
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    The biggest selling point on these when new was two adults and a child could tip one on its side using the spare inserted into the frame of the window to prop the Niva on its side at 45 degrees. Seriously.

    They claimed it was to work under the Niva you didn't need a hoist. They said it was for farmers to work on them in the field.

    Pics Video of such madness please. Preferably with child not squashed under it.
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    I've driven one. They suck. 80kmh revving it's ring out.


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    you guys sure know how to talk a man into buying a car.
    caprice nugget.

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    There's a niva on carsales for $15k
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    does it come with 15,000l of vodka and a MiG-15 fagot?
    Quote Originally Posted by Rdyno
    70ynu has to be the most retarded cunt here. "Help me please" me "you need to remove your head" him "fuck off cunt I'm to lazy fuck off out of my thread you told me to do something I don't want to do so you're a cunt fuck off can some one please tell me an easier way???"
    Quote Originally Posted by Tripper
    Its a tight battle between you and rogercordia for the most retarded member on here, thou i think you have it by 5 window licks

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    I thought it was a tad optimistic
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    We did a thing
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    Great work, comrades.
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    In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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    Don't forget to clear coat that rust waterfall behind the driver's door. did you run a Geiger Counter over it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm DJ! View Post
    Don't forget to clear coat that rust waterfall behind the driver's door. did you run a Geiger Counter over it?
    Yes it got highest score
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    Yeah, I reckon she'd be keen for butt-penis too.
    Quote Originally Posted by brewdles View Post
    In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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    She just needs to say those 3 little words....

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    Please note, this doesn't mean we are done buying ladas, we in fact need all the ladas
    Do not listen to anything this man says. They are insane, illogical thoughts propagated by us, the voices in his head.

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    you cunts are broken.

    please let me come on next adventure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skompa View Post
    Please note, this doesn't mean we are done buying ladas, we in fact need all the ladas
    To make one that works?
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    This one is stronk. Just needs lots of expander foam and tech screws.

    I mean rust repairs
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm DJ! View Post
    To make one that works?
    I don't think there's enough Ladas left in Australia to make one single working Lada
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    Why 3 gear sticks? My hilux had 2, no idea why the 3rd.

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    Gears, high low, centre locking diff

    Allows you to scream "Put it into H" and mash levers
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    Do not listen to anything this man says. They are insane, illogical thoughts propagated by us, the voices in his head.

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    I'm naming it Svetlana.

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