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    '00 Au lawn ornament (Townsville)

    Folks parked an '00 AU sedan in their Townsville back yard about 7 years ago and there it stayed because they lost the keys. Paint is shit, boot lid is rusted out, rat shit in the engine bay and no air in the tyres.

    They don't want to get rid of it because "it'll be worth more when they find the keys"...

    Who wants it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Orange View Post

    Who wants it?
    homeless rats ?

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    Loan it to LoveB?
    Joe will be boosting up the streets sucking shit tins of Methanol and popping purple flames!!

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    when i sold mine that had just come off the road with full service history but unregistered (would've passed roadworthy no issues, and did after i sold it) i struggled for months to get $500

    i think they'll be calling the scrap guys, who'll onsell the parts and scrap the shell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stix Zadinia View Post
    when i sold mine that had just come off the road with full service history but unregistered (would've passed roadworthy no issues, and did after i sold it) i struggled for months to get $500

    i think they'll be calling the scrap guys, who'll onsell the parts and scrap the shell
    This one is in townsville, could donate it to the local aboriginal mission and sleep a family of 5 in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by 308hjute View Post
    Loan it to LoveB?

    Its already fucked. No use to him.
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    Fuck 1uz you're such a sad cunt, trolling at a rookie level is the lowest form of self expression.
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    im in the market for a falcon wagon if anyones got one
    I am a retarded 747 captain who now sells waterslides in Perth.

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    Cheers, scrappies are the obvious choice, just thought I'd ask here first.
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