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    Quote Originally Posted by BeverlyHillsCop View Post
    There were these two wogs fighting,
    The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog: 'Oi bro, you slept with my cousin'. And the other one said: 'Nah man, I didn't for shit, eh' and the other one goes: 'I will call on my fully sick boys, eh'. And then pulled out a gun and went: Chk-chk boom!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Nobody gives a fuck about that time John D. Rockerfeller flew over your house dropping silver dollars while you were washing your Walking Bird, or that time you walked to Lakeside with a Triumph tied to your fucking belt, you fucking hypertard.

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    This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My sig is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sig, without me, is useless. Without my sig, I am useless.

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    Oh I'm an admin on the FB Group. Yay for me. Finally, power to destroys peoples lives.......again.

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    Power tripper.
    Quote Originally Posted by brewdles View Post
    In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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    Struth, so much butthurt over a FB page.
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    I feel like a solution has been created for a problem that didnít exist.

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    I'm having trouble with the fact that someone could have that much power. Or could it be used for good too? Perhaps they can fix the North Korea and ISIS problems.
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    Sneakers prompted the erection. Engine stand made me do something with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SugarDaddy View Post
    I'm having trouble with the fact that someone could have that much power. Or could it be used for good too? Perhaps they can fix the North Korea and ISIS problems.
    And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
    I am a retarded 747 captain who now sells waterslides in Perth.

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    fucking kids.
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    That's what Damo said...

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    not when the police asked !
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    Just some minor traffic offences. Nothing too serious.
    Quote Originally Posted by brewdles View Post
    In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Shermuz View Post
    And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
    My job is done.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Jones View Post
    Sneakers prompted the erection. Engine stand made me do something with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by padey View Post
    Iím surprised how many members have mad cars. I thought you lot loved cars 20 years ago, gave up and grew grumpy.

    Respect and Word to your mother!
    x2! Good to see some of the bikes come out to.

    I think i'll manage sharing my funnies on two groups. Hopefully I get all the internet likes my teenage mind craves
    BF XR6 Turbo - 2L Turbo TE - 75 TX Coupe

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    This is obviously assuming all your AUX outputs are doing something. Ie idle control, and the other does water spray, and the other updates your Instagram automatically etc.

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    Been worth it just to see the cars we have lurking in this place.

    Seriously jealous and impressed
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    TJ is 99% African American.
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    And i'd still fuck Betty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    Been worth it just to see the cars we have lurking in this place.

    Seriously jealous and impressed
    I'm always jealous on PF. I run my own business now and have less money lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_fahrquhar View Post
    The au put the fucking tunnel in with the bullbar. Even Chuck Norris respects the ability of the au coon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdyno View Post
    I'm always jealous on PF. I run my own business now and have less money lol.
    you could earn even less, simply by seeing if any of your home bills can be partly paid by the business. sitting at home each night doing paperwork, emailing suppliers and customers etc, company mobile phone company car etc. speak to a accountant about what you can claim
    you cant spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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    I'm a big fan of *cough*cough* legal creative accountancy. Business promotional vehicle ( GTR ) expenses etc.
    The World's Best Pest Control in Brisbane, at PF mates rates, PM me.

    when all else fails, hit it harder.

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    A filthy rich guy once said "If you pay a cent more tax than you need to you're an idiot..."

    That guy was obviously not me BTW...

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    Good one dickhead

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    I wholeheartedly concur.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimi View Post
    80mm of penetration isn't bad, i wish i had that much.
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    My entire working career pretty much consists of suckin dick and takin names.

    Sometimes im too busy to take names.

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    .... because every driver experiences the destructive potential of the effortless surge of power available through the smallest of body movements.

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    DrNick is king!!!! No, Mark Webber is now! Long live the king!... hold on a minute mate, Ricci is in charge now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatboy View Post
    A filthy rich guy once said "If you pay a cent more tax than you need to you're an idiot..."

    That guy was obviously not me BTW...
    I do this - because i refuse to pay private health insurer co for something that won't actually benefit me (or anyone else) - but make their corporation richer.
    This is a post i wrote by mistake, which is nice...

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